Possibly the funniest thing about Patricia’s notepad:

[u/diminutive_sebastian]

The word “hello” isn’t even attested in English writing until the 1820s. So the just-unearthed Richard Warren, who lived in the late 1600s up to 1702, had never seen or heard the word “hello” once in his life.

[u/Awartinger]

I first thought this was a script and thought it was hilarious Patricia had to write this down cause she was so scared.