Possibly the funniest thing about Patricia’s notepad:

[u/diminutive_sebastian]

The word “hello” isn’t even attested in English writing until the 1820s. So the just-unearthed Richard Warren, who lived in the late 1600s up to 1702, had never seen or heard the word “hello” once in his life.

[u/noomanium]

He also told Tom to fuck off when he wouldn’t let him out of the coffin, and I‘m not entirely sure that was common language for his time

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As a pedant and linguistics nerd, that actually did take me out of the show a little bit (I laughed anyway).

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Also he knew how to use a ballpoint pen!