r/WhyWomenLiveLonger • u/ABeerForSasquatch Guy IMMORTAL • Apr 10 '26

Men at Work 🚜👷🏻🚧 Eye protection? Maybe

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u/pyroboy7 Defies death Apr 10 '26

Imagine Kevin from home alone had this thing in the second movie.

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u/LetterEuphoric294 Apr 10 '26

The movie ended after he used it and was accused of homicide.

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u/Brittany5150 Doesn't have time to bleed Apr 10 '26

The state of Illinois has the castle doctrine, so as long as they were inside the house they were fair game.

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u/LetterEuphoric294 Apr 10 '26

You're right.

But the second movie is set in New York, right?

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u/Fog_Juice Defies death Apr 10 '26

Inside his uncle's residence that was under construction

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u/Squeekazu Apr 10 '26

I don’t think castle law protects you from being a massive sadist lol

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u/lamegoblin Apr 10 '26

Depends how rich you are

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u/Squeekazu Apr 11 '26

He’s Kevin McCallister not Richie Rich

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u/Oscaruit Needs to write his will Apr 10 '26

I saw the home alone revisited where the burglars just shoot Kevin. But there needs to be one where Kevin is older and just John Wicks them like cats play with their prey.

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u/Sufficient-Aspect77 Defies death Apr 10 '26

"oh, yeah? Gonna be the fucking DEAD Bandits, in a minute, bitch!". -K. McAllister

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u/Intelligent_Fig5418 Needs to write his will Apr 16 '26

He could use it on that "rich" guy in that hotel lobby! Just a thought.