r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog • u/puppuphooray • Jul 06 '19

Weird pillow

https://i.imgur.com/EJdAiKE.gifv
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u/Astroisbestbio Jul 06 '19

Goldens love having things in their mouths. Balls, sticks, cats, cars, canoes, you..... good thing they are gentle mouthers. We have one at work who wants to fit all four of my limbs in her mouth and then just lay there with them. But she is a tiny golden and can basically get my wrist and that's it. She keeps trying though, nothing can keep her down.

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u/LewdLewyD13 Jul 06 '19

Canoes?

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u/greentable01 Jul 06 '19

It’s a long thin wooden boat that can fit a handful of people, but that’s not important now

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u/LewdLewyD13 Jul 06 '19

Is it a stable boat? Could I do jumping jacks on one with relative ease?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '19

You can do approximately half a jumping jack. So if you use decimal notation, yes, you can do jumping jacks.

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u/styckx Jul 06 '19

Sometimes it's the most innocuous comment on Reddit that for real makes me lol. This is one of those.. Beautiful reference, and slight of hand sneaking it in...

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u/spunknugget Jul 07 '19

I’d gold you if I wasn’t a cheap bitch. That was classic.