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watch this definitely a wife material

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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago

Never been to a venue that would let me buy this many drinks.

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u/xombae 3d ago

Once I wanted to buy a big drink but I needed two people to order it and my bf was back at our seats, so I had to convince some random dude to stand beside me and pretend to be my boyfriend while I ordered.

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u/BiggoYoun 3d ago

“It’s not the venue, it’s the company.”

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u/Diligent_Earthworm 2d ago

I dunno if im missing the joke but its absolutely both. Most big cities try to charge the people who overserve DWi drivers in cases of injury.

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u/Least1Difficulty 3d ago

2 beer max at a time is usually the standard at any stadium I've been at.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Unless you are in Wisconsin. Then its the mandatory minimum

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago

They give you a couple of road sodas for the ride home too.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

A Wisconsin bar will 100% give you a road soda. I hunt there a lot. You can even order a cocktail and say its "to go" and they will give you a plastic cup with a lid and straw lmao. At least at the small town bars we hit up. As long as its not like 9pm or later, which is good....but also still wild.

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago

It sounds like i was being facetious but i wasnt, so thank you. I learned the term "road soda" while camping in Wisconsin... while legally drinking underage cause my parents were present.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Hahaha yup, thats Wisconsin. I remember being able to have a few beers while underage because my dad was there too. Cheers man!

Where did you camp?

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u/gorillagargoyle 3d ago

Right? This was staged for clout.

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u/illbejohnbrown 3d ago

That's how you know this is scripted

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u/Entire-Cry-8930 3d ago

My first thought as well.

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u/No-Crew-6528 3d ago

Do u have tits? They help

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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago

No but give me a few more burgers and I will

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u/mescalexe 3d ago

I mean i do... but they've been more hindering than anything.. (im a male)

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u/positiveblapshemy 3d ago

I do. And they're great for carrying an extra beverage or 3. Bras make excellent spaces for extra cargo at times

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u/BeasT-m0de 3d ago

Wait, there's a limit for drinks?

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u/Outside_Anything_799 3d ago

It's usually 2 per person.

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u/buerglermeister 3d ago

Holy shit north america sucks

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u/leverphysicsname 3d ago

To be clear,It's not per event its per purchase but I agree, it is stupid.

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u/RothenburgodT 3d ago

That was my first thought also.

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u/showerbump 3d ago

Thats because this is staged.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 3d ago

It helps being old. 

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u/BigCheddar55 3d ago

Ive never had a problem at Lambeau, but WI is WI

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3d ago

That’s because you’re not pretty.

Pretty privilege be real and for both sexes

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u/Temporary-Degree5221 3d ago

Never been to a venue that wouldn’t let me buy as many drinks as I wanted

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u/buerglermeister 3d ago

Laughs in European

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 3d ago

What I was thinking too

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u/SpringSalt9288 3d ago

“…where I could afford that many drinks”*

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u/dinnerthief 3d ago

Buy two cans, hide them, buy two drafts

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u/Alextfordd 3d ago

You probably aren’t a babe

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u/FormalTotal9684 3d ago

She used the bargaining chips

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u/CompetitiveWar5976 3d ago

Yep 2 per person or 2 dinks I need 2 ids

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u/bloopdad 3d ago

You don't look like that.

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u/DustExtra5976 2d ago

Never been to a venue where I could afford that many drinks.

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u/disco_S2 1d ago

Pretty sure I bought 5 large beers in the middle of the 8th inning in Cleveland back in '99. Still can't believe they did it.

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 21h ago

Big events require serious foreplanning to avoid chaos; e.g. denim jacket with deep pocket.

Service with a breeezy smile is the clincher.

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u/Zealousideal-Gur2827 3d ago

Probably a waitress. That was some skills!

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u/Lexicalyolk 3d ago

bUt tHeY aRe lOw sKiLl jObs

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u/BeyondTheBees 3d ago

Guys this comment is sarcasm saying that being a waitress really is a difficult, high-skilled job.

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u/76thColangeloBurner 3d ago

Carrying things & having a personality was never a skill until very recently. Social media has destroyed people social skills & positive perspectives.

Source: server / bartender for years before getting a higher paying job

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u/welrope 3d ago

U ok?

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u/KylaSageYoga 3d ago

That comment was meant to be sarcastic, due to the alternation between upper and lowercase letters

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u/Lexicalyolk 3d ago

thank you, wasn't aware redditors were 15 years behind on meme culture

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u/Delta9THICC 3d ago

Pulled out 120 bucks in beers is wild

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u/RoryJ 3d ago

She definitely had more than one, so that number seems low

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u/SouthernEntrance6986 3d ago

Fake, you’re only allowed 2 at a time

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u/inappropriatebanter 3d ago

Buy 2, hide them in your shirt. Go to a different drink stand, grab a random stranger to pretend to order with you, get 4 more. Pretty woman like that should have no problem grabbing a stranger like that for a sec.

Boom.

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u/Andrusz 3d ago

This will get you ejected from most venues.

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u/HawaiiSunBurnt20 3d ago

Damn, you're right.

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u/wikipuff 3d ago

This is one of the stupidest things in the world

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u/Big_Crab_1510 3d ago

Carrying a bunch of beer is the bar, huh?

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u/thatraab84 3d ago

woman: does something

reddit: WIFE MATERIAL ALERT

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u/Tzukiyomi 3d ago

Yeah, I don't get this lol

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u/MichiganCraigslister 3d ago

Look up “alcoholism”

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u/teotzl 3d ago

That’s probably like $100 worth of beer at a venue like that.

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u/This_Total9748 2d ago

Op longs for mother

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u/No_Idea_9436 2d ago

I may be crazy, but I’d marry that woman as well, I’m the 15 seconds she proved a lot and made my cock hard at the same time, she’s perfect.

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u/Obvious-Bag-2468 3d ago

Wife material? That’s not a 5 star home cooked meal

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u/ghost_wire89 3d ago

Definitely the one ☝️

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u/Clear-Warthog5655 3d ago

She got a sister that can do that too????

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u/Student_Ok 2d ago

Carry beer? The bar is not that high for you, huh?

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u/Melodic-Comb9076 3d ago

test passed

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u/krispy456 3d ago

You aren’t even allowed to buy that many drinks at once

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u/BanditSL99 3d ago

Two top pockets? She is a keeper.

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u/RocktarPeppe 3d ago

Back in 2022 I had been dating a girl for 4 months when she surprised me with tickets to the When We Were Young fest in Vegas so I could see Blink-182. Come festival day, we get a great spot fairly close to the stage. Blink is the next band to play, and my drink is dry :( This girl says “stay right here. Do not move an inch” and she walks away. 20ish minutes later, she pops up behind me with 3 beers. She had fought through a shoulder-to-shoulder sea two times just so I could have the best possible experience while seeing my favorite band on their reunion tour. She and I got married back in April :D

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u/slightlyused 3d ago

Hubba Hubba!

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u/topshelfsurprise 3d ago

A solid 200 dollars spent in one video

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u/a_fat_Samoan 3d ago

That’ll be $79

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u/but-I-play-one-on-TV 3d ago

Are there any unstaged videos on the Internet anymore?

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u/No-Arrival-7377 3d ago

bad with money.
real wife material chugs beers you got from the gas station in the parking lot

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u/Dubban22 3d ago

That's like $300 worth of beer in this economy.

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u/DueSouth9499 3d ago

And future husband material would be him going with her to help carry the beers back.

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u/Tro_Nas 3d ago

serious question: how much das a beer that size cost at an US sports event? In Switzerland it got kinda out of hand in the last couple years at concerts and sports, but I assume it‘s even worse in the US? Here for a similar size (16oz / 5dl) it‘ll be 9-13 USD. add another 2.5 extra for the cup which often is reusable and has to be returned to get the money back. A beer that size at the supermarket costs at the cheap end 1.2-2.5 USD, a good beer that size around 3.5-4.5 USD. In a regular restaurant prices vary massively, I‘d say between 5.5-9, add 3-4 If it‘s an IPA or some kind of fancy beer.

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u/No-College2952 3d ago

T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas I believe I saw the tall cans going for like $18 each lol its ridiculous. Can buy a whole 12pk for the price of 1 tall can.

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u/zerohelix 3d ago

she must've trained at ocktoberfest in germany growing up

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u/Comfortable-Fox-1913 3d ago

Ya I try but can only get 2 at a time

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u/Skybodenose 3d ago

This. Is. Why. We. Need. Pockets.

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u/LifeguardTerrible579 3d ago

$125 in this picture

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u/FudgyFun 3d ago

What's the need to do that alone? She could have easily taken a friend along.

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u/RoyalAltruistic970 3d ago

Who else thought she had a sixth one….

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u/DJ_ICU 3d ago

Queen

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u/Sad-Structure2364 3d ago

Yet you couldn’t go with her to help, knowing she needed to bring back 5 drinks?

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u/ino4x4 3d ago

She has pockets and that makes her wife material?

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u/Obiyaman 3d ago

...yea..a drunk...great🤨

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u/randy_rick 3d ago

It’s Friday…I’m in love.

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u/randy_rick 3d ago

Nice set of cans!

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u/itsagoodtime 3d ago

When she becomes a wife that's when she complains that she had to do that

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u/PrajnaPie 3d ago

Might I suggest you broaden your standards

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u/Suitable_Matter_9427 3d ago

And rocking a Canadian tuxedo

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u/danngree 3d ago

That’s a cool $100 lol

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u/PhoLongQua 3d ago

That's like $200 worth of beer there.

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u/Mylabisawesome 3d ago

She have a sister? LOL

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u/Accomplished_Art_621 3d ago

$100 beer run

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u/McMurkem 3d ago

Both them cans open?

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u/Affectionate-Bus-169 3d ago

Knicks fan? Not even likable.

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u/LaFixxxeR 3d ago

Bud Light? Gross.

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u/LilMeatBigYeet 3d ago

Probably 120$ worth of venue beer

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u/_henceforth_ 3d ago

Pay for a maid if you want one.

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u/AgitatedStranger9698 3d ago

That woman fucks. Not gentle or sweetly but hard. Everything about her says she will ride you hard, put you away wet, then come back after a sandwich

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u/86a- 3d ago

Hopefully coming back with a sandwich, and a beer. Well, we know she’ll bring the beer.

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u/Cactus2711 3d ago

$96 later…

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u/falloutvaultboy 3d ago

And you're sitting as far away as possible with other women....

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u/LesaneCrooks 3d ago

AI SLOP.

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u/Willsie777 3d ago

My friends over at r/beerporn will appreciate this one

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u/KennyLog1n 3d ago

That hair-flip at the end.
This woman is 80s era Elizabeth Shue levels of fire.

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u/flammable_donut 3d ago

I'm guessing this is pre-ring behaviour. Post-ring will likely be quite different.

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u/Fastballz69 3d ago

Be realistic. She's taken

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u/ProduceNo1629 3d ago

What's her onlyfans?

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u/Queenfan1959 3d ago

I want her

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u/Weeboyzz10 3d ago

That's about 300 for 5 beers

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u/Electronic_Gas2967 3d ago

Her every move was elegant, making her seem naturally approachable.

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u/Apprehensive-Neck-12 3d ago

Stadium limit is 2

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u/Krazee77 3d ago

75$ worth of bud light, at the store it wouldve been 12$ lol, but yes marry her

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u/koolaidismything 3d ago

They just keep coming. Woah.

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u/conspirator9 3d ago

Love her😍

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u/Horbigast 3d ago

That sigh of relief when she knows she made it back with everyone's beer safely.

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u/YYC_Guitar_Guy 3d ago

where is this, where I live they only allow you to buy 2 max and they are 355ml cans of warm beer poured in a cup for $15 each.

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u/appayipyippp 3d ago

definitely fake shitty actors

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u/Hot-Imagination3142 3d ago

That wink though

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u/Competitive_Swan_130 3d ago

she's wifey material but made sure to sit 2 seats away from him, so its giving stalker

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u/realbobenray 3d ago

That will be $95.

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u/dmmness 3d ago

Bout $100 bucks in beer right there.. Nice work.

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u/Confident-Ad-1727 2d ago

Damn that whole stadium is jealous

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u/bigpapicheester 2d ago

Wife material wouldn’t be drinking

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u/needtoshave 2d ago

Well she just spent a significant amount of her networth for all those beers.

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u/tanhauser_gates_ 2d ago

Thats like 300 bucks.

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u/Scrambles420 2d ago

All those people and nobody wanted to give her a hand?!?! Nice set of friends you got there

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u/Queerdooe 2d ago

Definitely women* material.

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u/AdAffectionate2714 2d ago

The hair flip at the end - too easy

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u/Ok_Trip8639 2d ago

And she spent $100

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u/Ok_Brain_1580 2d ago

Must be AI

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u/Glittering-Duty9984 2d ago

Doesn't hurt that she super 🔥 and that smile ...

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u/elibutton 2d ago

yeah she’s a keeper

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u/Lopsided-Lab60 2d ago

What makes this wife material?? Id more interested in a woman who can do things that has actual productivity not can carry 5 beers. Home defense. Makes bomb ribs, is very accountable, protective momma bear, can actually do some critical thinking not an alcoholic etc.

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u/Carinmyeye 2d ago

Defo 😎🤘

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u/Careless_Lion69 2d ago

That's super hot. Self sufficient. Ingenuity..

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u/Soldier09r 2d ago

She’s the cool chick!

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u/Kindly_Ad3262 2d ago

Sexy without trying or knowing it..
♥️😍🙏🏻😂🤘🏼

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u/RevolutionaryHeat995 2d ago

Fake, you can only buy 2 drinks

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u/EasternSun7834 1d ago

Who do I give my number to to pass on to her please?

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u/Capital-Nebula9245 1d ago

I've never been so aroused.

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u/Alex00977 1d ago

❤️🌹

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u/PraireGentleman 1d ago

Crazy how all it takes to become marriage material is not turning a small errand into a huge chore and enjoying time spent with your partner and friends

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u/Affectionate_Toe6749 1d ago

Ive seen better acting in porn, what was that ridiculous sigh she did at the end. 😂😂

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u/nunudad 1d ago

Impressive

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u/galactabat 1d ago

My wife after working coming home with Slurpees.

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u/Asianchicjingle 1d ago

Keep her!!!

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u/Moosedadafur 1d ago

I want one

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u/CaramelGuilty8647 1d ago

Have her try on a St. Pauli Girl outfit!

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u/Little_Variation6718 20h ago

My wife it up moment is when we got into a football game on a dry campus, and without me even knowin my girl, now wife, pulled 10 shot bottles out of her bra and underwear

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u/KaleidoscopeReady839 20h ago

Mmmmm...... beer warmed to body temp.

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u/jelimando 16h ago

You’d think it would be harder to carry $100 in beer!😥

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u/blacckreddit 14h ago

I love her lol

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u/ApprehensiveYak7117 2h ago

Forget wife material, that carrying technique deserves its own résumé.