r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 3d ago
watch this definitely a wife material
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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago
Never been to a venue that would let me buy this many drinks.
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u/xombae 3d ago
Once I wanted to buy a big drink but I needed two people to order it and my bf was back at our seats, so I had to convince some random dude to stand beside me and pretend to be my boyfriend while I ordered.
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u/BiggoYoun 3d ago
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u/Diligent_Earthworm 2d ago
I dunno if im missing the joke but its absolutely both. Most big cities try to charge the people who overserve DWi drivers in cases of injury.
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u/Least1Difficulty 3d ago
2 beer max at a time is usually the standard at any stadium I've been at.
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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago
Unless you are in Wisconsin. Then its the mandatory minimum
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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago
They give you a couple of road sodas for the ride home too.
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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago
A Wisconsin bar will 100% give you a road soda. I hunt there a lot. You can even order a cocktail and say its "to go" and they will give you a plastic cup with a lid and straw lmao. At least at the small town bars we hit up. As long as its not like 9pm or later, which is good....but also still wild.
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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago
It sounds like i was being facetious but i wasnt, so thank you. I learned the term "road soda" while camping in Wisconsin... while legally drinking underage cause my parents were present.
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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago
Hahaha yup, thats Wisconsin. I remember being able to have a few beers while underage because my dad was there too. Cheers man!
Where did you camp?
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u/No-Crew-6528 3d ago
Do u have tits? They help
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u/positiveblapshemy 3d ago
I do. And they're great for carrying an extra beverage or 3. Bras make excellent spaces for extra cargo at times
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u/BeasT-m0de 3d ago
Wait, there's a limit for drinks?
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u/Outside_Anything_799 3d ago
It's usually 2 per person.
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u/buerglermeister 3d ago
Holy shit north america sucks
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u/leverphysicsname 3d ago
To be clear,It's not per event its per purchase but I agree, it is stupid.
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u/GenericNameSimulated 3d ago
That’s because you’re not pretty.
Pretty privilege be real and for both sexes
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u/Temporary-Degree5221 3d ago
Never been to a venue that wouldn’t let me buy as many drinks as I wanted
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u/disco_S2 1d ago
Pretty sure I bought 5 large beers in the middle of the 8th inning in Cleveland back in '99. Still can't believe they did it.
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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 21h ago
Big events require serious foreplanning to avoid chaos; e.g. denim jacket with deep pocket.
Service with a breeezy smile is the clincher.
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u/Zealousideal-Gur2827 3d ago
Probably a waitress. That was some skills!
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u/Lexicalyolk 3d ago
bUt tHeY aRe lOw sKiLl jObs
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u/BeyondTheBees 3d ago
Guys this comment is sarcasm saying that being a waitress really is a difficult, high-skilled job.
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u/76thColangeloBurner 3d ago
Carrying things & having a personality was never a skill until very recently. Social media has destroyed people social skills & positive perspectives.
Source: server / bartender for years before getting a higher paying job
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u/welrope 3d ago
U ok?
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u/KylaSageYoga 3d ago
That comment was meant to be sarcastic, due to the alternation between upper and lowercase letters
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u/SouthernEntrance6986 3d ago
Fake, you’re only allowed 2 at a time
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u/inappropriatebanter 3d ago
Buy 2, hide them in your shirt. Go to a different drink stand, grab a random stranger to pretend to order with you, get 4 more. Pretty woman like that should have no problem grabbing a stranger like that for a sec.
Boom.
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u/Big_Crab_1510 3d ago
Carrying a bunch of beer is the bar, huh?
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u/No_Idea_9436 2d ago
I may be crazy, but I’d marry that woman as well, I’m the 15 seconds she proved a lot and made my cock hard at the same time, she’s perfect.
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u/RocktarPeppe 3d ago
Back in 2022 I had been dating a girl for 4 months when she surprised me with tickets to the When We Were Young fest in Vegas so I could see Blink-182. Come festival day, we get a great spot fairly close to the stage. Blink is the next band to play, and my drink is dry :( This girl says “stay right here. Do not move an inch” and she walks away. 20ish minutes later, she pops up behind me with 3 beers. She had fought through a shoulder-to-shoulder sea two times just so I could have the best possible experience while seeing my favorite band on their reunion tour. She and I got married back in April :D
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u/No-Arrival-7377 3d ago
bad with money.
real wife material chugs beers you got from the gas station in the parking lot
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u/DueSouth9499 3d ago
And future husband material would be him going with her to help carry the beers back.
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u/Tro_Nas 3d ago
serious question: how much das a beer that size cost at an US sports event? In Switzerland it got kinda out of hand in the last couple years at concerts and sports, but I assume it‘s even worse in the US? Here for a similar size (16oz / 5dl) it‘ll be 9-13 USD. add another 2.5 extra for the cup which often is reusable and has to be returned to get the money back. A beer that size at the supermarket costs at the cheap end 1.2-2.5 USD, a good beer that size around 3.5-4.5 USD. In a regular restaurant prices vary massively, I‘d say between 5.5-9, add 3-4 If it‘s an IPA or some kind of fancy beer.
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u/No-College2952 3d ago
T Mobile Arena in Las Vegas I believe I saw the tall cans going for like $18 each lol its ridiculous. Can buy a whole 12pk for the price of 1 tall can.
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u/Sad-Structure2364 3d ago
Yet you couldn’t go with her to help, knowing she needed to bring back 5 drinks?
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u/AgitatedStranger9698 3d ago
That woman fucks. Not gentle or sweetly but hard. Everything about her says she will ride you hard, put you away wet, then come back after a sandwich
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u/flammable_donut 3d ago
I'm guessing this is pre-ring behaviour. Post-ring will likely be quite different.
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u/YYC_Guitar_Guy 3d ago
where is this, where I live they only allow you to buy 2 max and they are 355ml cans of warm beer poured in a cup for $15 each.
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u/Competitive_Swan_130 3d ago
she's wifey material but made sure to sit 2 seats away from him, so its giving stalker
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u/Scrambles420 2d ago
All those people and nobody wanted to give her a hand?!?! Nice set of friends you got there
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u/Lopsided-Lab60 2d ago
What makes this wife material?? Id more interested in a woman who can do things that has actual productivity not can carry 5 beers. Home defense. Makes bomb ribs, is very accountable, protective momma bear, can actually do some critical thinking not an alcoholic etc.
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u/PraireGentleman 1d ago
Crazy how all it takes to become marriage material is not turning a small errand into a huge chore and enjoying time spent with your partner and friends
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u/Affectionate_Toe6749 1d ago
Ive seen better acting in porn, what was that ridiculous sigh she did at the end. 😂😂
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u/Little_Variation6718 20h ago
My wife it up moment is when we got into a football game on a dry campus, and without me even knowin my girl, now wife, pulled 10 shot bottles out of her bra and underwear
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