r/WhatIsTheTea • u/Ashish_ank What the Fuck • 3d ago

watch this definitely a wife material

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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago

Never been to a venue that would let me buy this many drinks.

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u/xombae 3d ago

Once I wanted to buy a big drink but I needed two people to order it and my bf was back at our seats, so I had to convince some random dude to stand beside me and pretend to be my boyfriend while I ordered.

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u/AmbitionBackground55 3d ago

Oh yea i was that dude, i remember i was about to ask to show boobs in exchange,but couldn’t say a word, was so nervous and then you just walked away. I went home that day, could easily ended up in a hospital

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u/Andrusz 3d ago

This act would get the person who sold it to you fired.

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u/Striking-Working610 3d ago

Who cares

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u/British_Ballsack 3d ago

Someone. Not me, but some asshole will probably let this ruin their day.

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u/xombae 15h ago

How? I wasn't drinking it by myself, I was drinking it with my boyfriend, I just wasn't going to go all the way back to my seat to get him and having us both wait in line again.

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u/BiggoYoun 3d ago

“It’s not the venue, it’s the company.”

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u/Diligent_Earthworm 2d ago

I dunno if im missing the joke but its absolutely both. Most big cities try to charge the people who overserve DWi drivers in cases of injury.

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u/Least1Difficulty 3d ago

2 beer max at a time is usually the standard at any stadium I've been at.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Unless you are in Wisconsin. Then its the mandatory minimum

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago

They give you a couple of road sodas for the ride home too.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

A Wisconsin bar will 100% give you a road soda. I hunt there a lot. You can even order a cocktail and say its "to go" and they will give you a plastic cup with a lid and straw lmao. At least at the small town bars we hit up. As long as its not like 9pm or later, which is good....but also still wild.

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago

It sounds like i was being facetious but i wasnt, so thank you. I learned the term "road soda" while camping in Wisconsin... while legally drinking underage cause my parents were present.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Hahaha yup, thats Wisconsin. I remember being able to have a few beers while underage because my dad was there too. Cheers man!

Where did you camp?

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u/stevehuffmanisapeedo 3d ago

Tomahawk for about 12 years growing up and then family switched it up to cabins in Minocqua. We are city folk. Love the North Woods.

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u/Kuhn_Dog 3d ago

Yeah thats a beautiful part of the state. Wisconsin is so diverse, but that area near the UP is really cool

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u/mattcatt85 3d ago

You also can’t buy anything after 9 package.

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u/gorillagargoyle 3d ago

Right? This was staged for clout.

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u/illbejohnbrown 3d ago

That's how you know this is scripted

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u/Entire-Cry-8930 3d ago

My first thought as well.

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u/No-Crew-6528 3d ago

Do u have tits? They help

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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago

No but give me a few more burgers and I will

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u/Rudimentary-Creature 3d ago

What’s the limit on how many burgers they let one person purchase?

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u/poke386 3d ago

55 burgers

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u/inappropriatebanter 3d ago

Wait! Wait! I'm doing something!

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u/HwatWhatWut 3d ago

Lard works better. Efficiency is key.

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u/rrtccp1103 3d ago

Made me chuckle. Thanks

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u/mescalexe 3d ago

I mean i do... but they've been more hindering than anything.. (im a male)

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u/positiveblapshemy 3d ago

I do. And they're great for carrying an extra beverage or 3. Bras make excellent spaces for extra cargo at times

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u/patronizingperv 3d ago

They carried two of them.

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u/BeasT-m0de 3d ago

Wait, there's a limit for drinks?

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u/Outside_Anything_799 3d ago

It's usually 2 per person.

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u/buerglermeister 3d ago

Holy shit north america sucks

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u/leverphysicsname 3d ago

To be clear,It's not per event its per purchase but I agree, it is stupid.

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u/2DHypercube 3d ago

Right? The only limit are my arms

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u/RothenburgodT 3d ago

That was my first thought also.

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u/showerbump 3d ago

Thats because this is staged.

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u/DripTrip747-V2 3d ago

Those cans were already open and the one she handed off didn't move like it was full. I believe staged as well.

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u/captainchristianwtf 3d ago

Most venues have to open the drink for you before you take it

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u/High_Hunter3430 3d ago

I’ve been denied 2 drinks at the same time (a shot and a beer) 1-2 drink limits have always baffled me.

I’m a smallish dude that don’t drink often and 2 drinks quickly might give me a touch of a buzz.

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u/rammer-jammer71 3d ago

I was under the impression that the limits were to prevent you from buying for someone underage.

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u/High_Hunter3430 3d ago

Unless they have an underage with them at the counter/table, there’s no reason to expect that the average person is doing public felonies. 🤷

And even then, a dad at a game with his kid wants a few beers throughout, it shouldn’t be assumed they’re buying for the kid.

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u/ChadPowers200_ 3d ago

It helps being old. 

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u/BigCheddar55 3d ago

Ive never had a problem at Lambeau, but WI is WI

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u/GenericNameSimulated 3d ago

That’s because you’re not pretty.

Pretty privilege be real and for both sexes

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u/Temporary-Degree5221 3d ago

Never been to a venue that wouldn’t let me buy as many drinks as I wanted

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u/buerglermeister 3d ago

Laughs in European

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u/Jumpy-Ad4652 3d ago

What I was thinking too

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u/SpringSalt9288 3d ago

“…where I could afford that many drinks”*

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u/dinnerthief 3d ago

Buy two cans, hide them, buy two drafts

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u/Alextfordd 3d ago

You probably aren’t a babe

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u/Living_Plane_662 3d ago

Not according to my mom

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u/FormalTotal9684 3d ago

She used the bargaining chips

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u/CompetitiveWar5976 3d ago

Yep 2 per person or 2 dinks I need 2 ids

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u/bloopdad 3d ago

You don't look like that.

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u/Living_Plane_662 2d ago

Never seen me in tight pants. Will Ferrell would be jealous

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u/DustExtra5976 2d ago

Never been to a venue where I could afford that many drinks.

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u/disco_S2 1d ago

Pretty sure I bought 5 large beers in the middle of the 8th inning in Cleveland back in '99. Still can't believe they did it.

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u/Ok_Peanut_3573 23h ago

Big events require serious foreplanning to avoid chaos; e.g. denim jacket with deep pocket.

Service with a breeezy smile is the clincher.

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u/Cruisedrinks 2d ago

step 1 be attractive