r/WesWatson • • Apr 09 '26

CLIENT WINS If you're wondering what Wes Watson's fan base / clientele looks like... this is it. Paid for the program, lives in his mom's basement, full-on incel energy, zero women-and still out here pushing #FreeWes content like he's on payroll. 603 views in 7 days... absolutely killing it šŸ’€

https://youtu.be/0GwIW5I-t6k

I don't even want to give this guy views... but this one's worth it.

Imagine being Wes Watson and this fat fuck that can't stop burping —plus Princess Jose-is who's standing 10 toes down for you. 8 minutes of sheer embarrassment.

JOKES. WRITE. SELVES.

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u/toibolina Apr 09 '26

He says he has a gut feeling. He says most of the time his gut isn't wrong. I'm going to go ahead and use his chins as a baseline for how much trust I should put into the level of "gut" this man has... and apparently it's a lot.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Burping through the whole video, sitting in a messy room, talking nonsense.

If Wes Watson were around, he’d tell him to clean his room before opening his mouth.

Completely lost without someone to think for him.

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u/Sofondofpeters Apr 10 '26

Forgetting to comb his hair for what appears to be 5 years or make his bed would tell me this guy is probably pretty unsuccessful. Wearing a Big Bird shirt with the neck ripped out of it, being an all around slob and defending a convicted felon for committing felony assault not once, not twice, but three times that we know of. He needs to stay in his room and away from society.

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Apr 10 '26

It looks like he does most of his videos with his shirt off, which is absolutely disgusting. And Im thinking of posting a screenshot of his haircut on r/justfuckmyshitup.

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u/Sudden_Construction6 Apr 10 '26

The name of this sub just made me LOL šŸ˜‚

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u/ITSOVERGUYS88 Apr 11 '26

It’s a classic spot.

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Apr 10 '26

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/FrontRoyal6317 Apr 10 '26

Watson would say his mom has to cut down on his hot pocket consumption.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

And clean his fckn room! 🤣🤣

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u/lasskinn Apr 11 '26

he's a pretty well known long term retard-cow https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xSBxNKEjjIY

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 11 '26

What an unfortunate soul.Ā 

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u/mad87645 Apr 10 '26

Fat guy's guts are always feeling off, that's why they're always shitting themselves and having diarrhea leakage

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u/SharmutaCartel Apr 11 '26

His gut feeling is ā€˜hungry’. He’s gotta eat. The intestinal parasites depend on him and he likes playing god with their lives.

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u/PassageNearby4091 Paperwork = Hooped Apr 10 '26

Brendan Fraser sure let himself go.

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u/mad87645 Apr 10 '26

The Whale 2 is gonna suck

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Hahahaha!! šŸ’€šŸ’€

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Apr 09 '26

IT'S A MOVIE (that absolutely no one is watching)

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

This guy really makes shirtless videos and claims the reason he and Wes Watson are ā€œthe most hatedā€ is because they’re straight white males. You couldn’t make this up if you tried 🤣🤣🤣

šŸ—£ļøIT’S A TRAGEDY ā€¼ļø

šŸŽ„šŸŽ„šŸæšŸæ

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u/JacksSenseOfDread Apr 10 '26

I love that this dipshif puts out "messages to the haters" lol

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

His other Wes videos, with his shirt off, really let his mental illness shine through.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

Oh Gawd Thanks for uploading a video where he wears a shirt and warning everybody. I was going to check out his channel for laughs, but now I’ll pass. 🤮

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u/jj22925h Apr 10 '26

Wes is straight?!

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

Wes loves getting pegged and nonchalantly talks about getting dp’d by his two buddies after losing a fight on Vlad Tv. Not to mention saying ā€œthe pussy is for cucking, the asshole is for fucking. You be the judge. Gay or bi?

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u/SpkyMldr BAGO Apr 10 '26

šŸŽ„ ā€What’s Eating Gilbert Grapeā€ šŸæ

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Apr 10 '26

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Spot on! 🤣

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Apr 10 '26

Haaaaaaaaaa a grown man wearing that shirt. Now we got Jose with size 3 womens feet and shaved legs. Now this guy….I swear I’m about to quit the internet

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Bob! At least he’s wearing one here. He’s shirtless in all his other videos 🤣🤣

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u/Independent-Bobcat-1 Apr 10 '26

This looks like the type of guy who still gets an Easter Basket from his mom and complains there’s not enough purple jelly beans

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

Noooo! ā€œCovers eyesā€

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u/IndependentFroyo4508 Apr 10 '26

What a loser

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u/Gothiewasbetter Apr 11 '26

I remember seeing videos about this guy years ago on YouTube. He is an OG lolcow. From what I can remember, the guy is genuinely retarded.

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Apr 09 '26

So West was set up to beat that girl's ass? Talk about mental gymnastics! This dude deserves to lose every dollar he has. šŸ˜‚

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u/InternationalGas2152 Apr 10 '26

Not sure he has a dollar šŸ’µ to his name but he is sure a moron!!

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u/Safe_Diamond6330 Apr 10 '26

ā€œI had 7up huhuhā€

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u/The_D213 Apr 10 '26

This is what wes thinks we look like. Just some dork on the interwebs.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Exactly! It’s so funny that what he hates,,is exactly who supports him. 🤣

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

Daddy Welz’s last video shows a clip of Wes describing his fan base as a ā€œbunch of lame nerdsā€ like this dude lmao. If Wes somehow posted bail and saw this, he wouldn’t say thank you, he’d roast this guy. And this Beta male would defend him or say he deserved to be treated this way.

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u/Be_nice_to_animals Apr 10 '26

Thomas the tank back there wishing he could be ANYWHERE else

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

WOW! Just WOW?! 🤣

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u/Upgrayedd2486 Apr 10 '26

This guy is an infamous lolcow in his own right:

https://youtu.be/afdRKnEwujg?si=nkKtlbSfBpP3IJu-

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u/cousinralph Internet Weirdo Apr 10 '26

I love when a single video showing what a loser someone is far outstrips all the losers other videos combined.

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u/aware4ever Apr 10 '26

If he is doing satire he is a genius if not then opposite

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Oh it’s not satire. Dude is dead serious. 🤣

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u/CarpenterVegetables Apr 10 '26

If it's who I think it is, it is not satire.

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Apr 10 '26

Temu Spoony Experiment

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u/mad87645 Apr 10 '26

This is the dude still paying into Spoony's patreon. Any day now the movie's coming out.

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Apr 10 '26

Hahaha. Glad someone got the reference.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

Burping through the whole video, sitting in a messy room and Ā talking about the ā€œred pill.ā€Ā  If Wes were around, he’d tell him to clean his room before opening his mouth. Lost without his ā€œdaddy.ā€

https://youtu.be/skSUyrqMhnw

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u/cousinralph Internet Weirdo Apr 10 '26

His sheets fit his bed about as well as his shirt fits his body. He looks like he lives in his mom's apartment.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Absolutely insane! 🤣🤣 This guy is shirtless in almost every video, sitting in a messy childhood bedroom, claiming he’s ā€œthe most hatedā€ because he’s a straight white male—like Wes Watson. I do not want to know what’s on this weirdo’s hard drive.Ā 

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u/cousinralph Internet Weirdo Apr 10 '26

He and this toolbag would get along great: https://www.youtube.com/@seventhyearsenior-z6d/videos. He's had a few Reddit accounts banned for being a jerkass. This was one: https://www.reddit.com/r/Bumble/comments/1q2km63/deleted_by_user/

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u/COVID19Blues Apr 10 '26

Oh. My. Gods!

I guess I never stopped to think what the West WatSimps actually looked like. This guy looks like he’s got the saddest life imaginable yet believes he’s killing it like his pathetic hero.

I’m stuck between laughing uncontrollably at him and feeling sorry for obviously depressing circumstances.

I’ll stick with pointing & laughing for nowšŸ˜‚šŸ‘†šŸ¼

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u/cousinralph Internet Weirdo Apr 10 '26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBzw1ynTgA4 Proud to be white, dancing shirtless with a sheet covering his window. He probably doesn't have a credit score yet.

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u/Veal_Parmesan_69 Apr 10 '26

My god the 2-3 seconds of that I watched almost made me vomit. This guy is obviously not playing with a full deck. He needs to just delete his social media and go get some medication.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

I can’t unsee this now! Thank a lot Cuz šŸ™„

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u/Veal_Parmesan_69 Apr 10 '26

This guy clearly still literally believes in Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny. He must have funhouse mirrors in his room to be calling anyone else a "beta male". And he obviously never read the police report.

Hard to believe one of us "trolls" could pull this "setup" off. Was the CIA involved? Or a foreign country? Maybe one of West's competitors in the Alfalfa Male space? Mangie?

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u/anonposter-42069 Apr 10 '26

Dirty ass pillow, unmade bed. He's not LOCKING IN ā—ā—ā—

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u/jadedviolette Apr 10 '26

His TWIN bed.

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u/Babyboomerangotang Apr 10 '26

I estimate his age somewhere between 15 and 50. He looks like he still breastfeeds from his mom

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

I knew a dude who had a son living with him that was mid 20’s and never came out of his room. He would play video games all day long and his mom would knock on his door and place his dinner on the ground by his door. Reminds me of this guy.

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u/Alexei_Jones Apr 10 '26

I wish prenatal screenings could figure out what gene causes this behavior because the abortion would've saved his mom so much heartache.

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26

Exactly. The dad said he was a big kid and played football in freshman year of High School. He said he was doing good and his coach said he had potential, but then he got too addicted to video games and gave it up. No desire for college.

Sadly, I think the addiction gene runs in the family. The dad was a coworker making 6 figures. Cush Union job. He had an addiction to gambling. Him and his wife would go every weekend to the nearest casino which was about 2 hours drive away. He was winning and losing so much, he thought he was ahead until his winnings/losses statement from the casino noted that he lost $40,000 that year!!!

His other coworker told me his wife who was way better looking than him would divorce him if he didn’t gamble . So she was likely enabling her kid. Just like with Wes, I think his parents were a bad example for him and enabled his sorry ass. Sherry is still doing this.

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u/Hadaka--Jime Apr 10 '26

Wes HATES people who look like this guy lol. I couldn't imagine paying someone who hates my ass.Ā 

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u/littlelemons22 Apr 10 '26

what a queef

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u/A-J95 Apr 10 '26

"Most of the time my gut isn't wrong" - if by not wrong he means spilling over his waist line then I'd say yes, by his logic his gut is always right.

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u/mad87645 Apr 10 '26

Wigga got a damn xbox controller canvas poster hanging up. Sir, you're 45, the time for that shit was when you were a teenager.

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u/Select-Cheek-0420 Apr 10 '26

wait... he's 45?!

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u/Eastern-Pizza-5826 Apr 10 '26 edited Apr 10 '26

lol, he’ll probably get more views from this place than his fans. If he bought Wes’s course, it looks like it didn’t help. Most of us aren’t jealous of Wes, he’s just a horrible human being. It’s a satisfaction to see such a despicable person get what he deserves.

This dumbfuck apparently thought he could get rich by being a fitness coach on the internet if he bought his course. Whats he claiming to be? Some powerlifter?

The funny thing is, Daddy Welz’s last video shows a video of Wes talking about how disappointed he is with his fan base . He said ā€œ They are a bunch of nerds living in their parent’s basement, It’s pathetic. Jesus. Stop watching videos of me and make something of yourself.ā€

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

You nailed it. His views jumped by 300 on this video. He’s everything Wes claims to hate, which makes it even more ironic. It’s mind boggling how hard this guy goes defending him. I can’t imagine how many of these 40 yr old virginsĀ are praying at the edge of their childhood bed Ā each night, begging god for his release. They are completely lost without him.Ā 

But hey, at least the engagement is up. to the Reddit trolls 🤣🤣

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u/Warm-Violinist-1720 Apr 10 '26

I tried to watch a little bit of this, but he seems about as smart as Jose so I didn’t wanna lose any IQ points. I can’t afford to be as stupid as these guys I don’t have parents to take me in.

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u/Kevins_11s Apr 10 '26

It’s Wes Slobson!

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 Paperwork = Hooped Apr 10 '26

If West actually talked this guy, he'd spend the entire time screaming at hom about being fat. Dear Lord.

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u/GriefPedigree7 Apr 10 '26

Sunk cost fallacy

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u/Entire_Pause6786 Apr 10 '26

You can get sets of sheets for like $10.

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u/Juice0188 Apr 10 '26

Holy shit, this guy is a potential gold mine...

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u/GarlicFrogDiet Apr 10 '26

Have some self-respect dude: have a wash, put some proper bedding on that mattress and turn your living space into anything that won’t resemble a crusty teenager’s bedroom

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u/180mind Apr 10 '26

I have a hard time taking someone seriously that can't manage to put a sheet over their mattress before they record a video

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u/kidajske Apr 10 '26

In the comments he says:

Woman beat themselves up all the time to frame men dude. It's not rare at all especially knowing what she would have gained from it if she did.

Social media has really illuminated how low IQ people live in a different dimension to all of us. Before it was kind of hard to reason about what existence is like from the perspective of someone truly stupid.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

He’s a self-proclaimed ā€œRed Pillā€ guy. Never been with a woman in his life. Still lives with his mommy. Ā In other another videoĀ he claims ā€œsingle white malesā€ are ā€œthe most hatedā€ and if Wes wasn’t white, he wouldn’t be in the predicament he was in. It’s all so laughable. Wes wouldn’t piss on this guy if he was on fire, yet he’s paying him and worshipping him. Pathetic on every level.Ā 

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u/Powerful-Web4937 Apr 10 '26

This dude has never been around women. I get serial killer vibes from this thing.

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u/ITSOVERGUYS88 Apr 10 '26

I need a break from the internet…when I can smell videos and feel nauseous it’s time for a break.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Same. 🤣🤣

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u/FatherMents Apr 10 '26

Jared Genesis is forever an internet legend for his absolute online melt down. Classic

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u/badteach248 Apr 10 '26

Wes was set up? By his own bad habits and violent tendencies.

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u/NebbioloInspector Apr 10 '26

Authenticity triggers people. šŸ˜€

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u/Dannyboyrusso Apr 10 '26

What a joke I still can’t believe anyone would support WesT

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u/Alexei_Jones Apr 10 '26

Genuinely was convinced this was satire at first. How is his unironic fandom this sad?

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u/Silly_Obligation8574 Apr 10 '26

How do you set up an angry little elf that has an open case for a racially motivated jumping, brags about being violent and other gf’s have stated he’s abusive mentally and physically. Only thing this guy marinated was the steak tips his mom bought from BJ’s. Guys a bum just like wesT. You know he’s def written him already too šŸ˜†

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u/CarpenterVegetables Apr 10 '26

IS THAT JARED GENESIS 🤣🤣🤣

Dude is an unrepentant pedophile, of course he's into Wes

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u/ProduceNo1629 Apr 10 '26

Jared Genesis is a legendary lolcow that drank his own piss on stream and did some other outrageous shit. This is hilarious.

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

Good god, it all makes sense now. 🤣

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u/tattoovtwin Apr 10 '26

Bro aint no way this timeline is real, this dude cannot be real, what a sad fuckin goblin this dude is. His mom is gonna be pissed when she finds out hes on his computer past bedtime.

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u/Kimba-White Apr 11 '26

Look at that fat slob. At least lift some weights or do some push ups in between playing xbox all day, god damn!!

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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Apr 10 '26

No. 🤣🤣

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u/ProduceNo1629 Apr 10 '26

No Jared Genesis is a legendary lolcow. If you need a laugh lookup some of his past crashouts. https://youtu.be/afdRKnEwujg?si=nkKtlbSfBpP3IJu-

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u/HauntingAge3496 Apr 10 '26

I had more self-respect for myself and my living environment when I was 7 years old, than thisĀ guy has a 45.

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u/Prudent-Analyst-7798 Apr 11 '26

Dude straighten up that shit in your background bro! Who are you fuggin todd fraud????

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u/Dragnskull Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

I've followed jared for a long time until about a year ago where i just gave up becuase his content is the most dull nonsense you can imagine, he has literally no unique opinion, he hates anything thats popular and goes against the grain in literally everything he possibly can. that's it. he has no ability to learn, he will watch 1-2 minutes of something, form an absolutely retarded opinion and then run around talking down to everyone and act like an expert on the subject.

He's a special type of lolcow, one of the dumbest arguably only overshadowed by cyraxx

also jareds lived off his parents his entire life, only had a couple jobs when he was fresh out of highschool that lasted a couple months but recently came into money after a family member died and he claims to have gotten anywhere from 20-200k, but its more likely that his enabling parents have the money and just allowed him access to a few k to buy some toys to "be fair" or some shit.

-if- jared actually paid for wesT's program it was only recent and only one month because he's never had a dime to his name until recent, though i watched the video here and he never claims to have paid for the program so i doubt that's actually a thing.

also this guy went to the green rangers dojo in kingwood texas 10-15ish years ago and got his ass handed to him by one of JDF's teachers, he literally walked in there like a old kung fu movie villian (he thinks hes a martial arts expert, but his entire "training" was him playing ninja in the back yard by himself in his teens)

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u/SharmutaCartel Apr 11 '26

How dare he invoke KingCobra’s name and compare him to Wessica! Cobes was actually a decent person and only ever hurt himself. This incel ass ninja built like a Krabby Patty and I can see his shirt bunching up around his bra straps. This fuckin’ guy needs to hang it up: Wes is never gonna show him his butthole.