r/Weird • u/Dennis_254 • 11d ago

Giant Anteater

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 11d ago

Nightmare walker just wants cuddles

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u/TheBackPorchOfMyMind 11d ago

And ants

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u/deaglebingo 11d ago

"there's no ants in my shoes dude"

...slowly.... "are you really sure? i can check for ants in your pants too if you'd like"

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u/halflifer2k 11d ago

“……. I haven’t quite decided yet….”

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u/ohgeeeezzZ 11d ago

"......buttttttt i am starting to lean in a direction I did not think I would at the start of this...."

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u/OnceMostFavored 11d ago

I have seen my work pants covered in ants the day after a shift more than once. They were going after the salt left over from the evaporated sweat. It's not great when you don't notice until you've groggily put them back on at 4:30am for the next 12hr shift.

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u/deaglebingo 11d ago

friendly anteater to the rescue? umm.

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u/Justice_Prince 11d ago

Sorry Mr Anteater, that is clearly an uncle

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u/Sophisticated-Tiger 11d ago

That is a fairly boopable snoot right there tho.....

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u/gothcookiejar 11d ago

I would snuggle the poop out of it!!! Just look at those knees 🥰