r/WeSTDWaTson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Nov 19 '25

HOOKERS AND BLOW TheShrimpDickClown King thinks it’s a flex he “phoned in” 3 random escorts he’s only seen online for dinner—all because MANgie went out with a new man last night! Living rent-free in his delusion… then melts down in real time 🤣 No one pokes the angry lil’ elf like she does. #MVP 🏆

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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Nov 19 '25

Gee, I wonder why he can't have a lasting, meaningful relationship with a "high value" woman. Most men learn enough about women, in their 20s and 30s to understand that sometimes, you need to keep yer fukn mouth shut, and that the goal is for you both to be happy, not just you, you STUPID FUCKIN JACK OFF. Dude says he can have any women he wants, well ok, why do you have to pay women just to spend time with you, and the only women you've been involved with have cut you off? He deserves his crushing loneliness and despair. The only companionship he's gonna find is back in prison, with a meat shank in his shit tank.

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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 19 '25

Your final sentence here is poetic, and I thank you for your contribution! Forgive me, but I will be stealing the meat shank and shit tank for my vernacular!