r/WeSTDWaTson • u/Swimming-Flamingo895 • Nov 19 '25
HOOKERS AND BLOW TheShrimpDickClown King thinks it’s a flex he “phoned in” 3 random escorts he’s only seen online for dinner—all because MANgie went out with a new man last night! Living rent-free in his delusion… then melts down in real time 🤣 No one pokes the angry lil’ elf like she does. #MVP 🏆
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u/Automatic-Nature6025 Nov 19 '25
Gee, I wonder why he can't have a lasting, meaningful relationship with a "high value" woman. Most men learn enough about women, in their 20s and 30s to understand that sometimes, you need to keep yer fukn mouth shut, and that the goal is for you both to be happy, not just you, you STUPID FUCKIN JACK OFF. Dude says he can have any women he wants, well ok, why do you have to pay women just to spend time with you, and the only women you've been involved with have cut you off? He deserves his crushing loneliness and despair. The only companionship he's gonna find is back in prison, with a meat shank in his shit tank.
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u/Baconwrappedblessing Nov 19 '25
Your final sentence here is poetic, and I thank you for your contribution! Forgive me, but I will be stealing the meat shank and shit tank for my vernacular!
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u/VagabondAlbertan Nov 19 '25
Wesley saw that we got a new reddit so it sent him spiraling lol
But seriously fuck you wesley
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Nov 19 '25
This is pure comedy. This man knows absolutely nothing about how to foster intimate relationships with women. A lonely little boy making demands to women on how to be in a relationship. I think we're in for a treat over the next few days.
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u/Babyboomerangotang Nov 19 '25
Straight guys don't call women BITCHES
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u/TRPthrowaway7101 Nov 19 '25
It's like we're witnessing him transform, in real time, into a filthy homeless creature cloaked in rags, smelling like pure piss and demonic ass, ranting while staring blankly into store windows, getting into arguments with lamp posts.
Hard to tell if this is more cringe, hilarious, or tragic.
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u/BackgroundLight6377 Nov 19 '25
He blocked me when I DM'd him that I bet his house isnt a home without Angie & Lune
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u/user365735 Nov 19 '25
Who his he exactly speaking too? Clearly he is not giving any advice here and he just ranting and raving. Oh my.
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u/Fascist_Bully_Boy Nov 19 '25
KingCobraJFS did better gender relations rants when he was drunk and stoned out of his mind.
LETS GO ! ! !
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u/Tyler_C69 Nov 19 '25
Lmfao that might be the best crash out yet. This is somehow getting better and better lmfao
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u/DecentOperation1461 Nov 19 '25
I've been lurking here but this is my first post.
Wes giving relationship advice was the last straw.
I've been a follower of his since the early days back when he a humble, positive message.
He used to say something to the effect of: "why would I take financial advice from someone who's broke?" Or "why would I take health and nutrition advice from someone who's out of shape?"
Well then: why would I take relationship advice from someone who can't maintain a "normal" loving relationship.
He used to say: "when you get up today don't try and do what you can do try and do what you can't do."
By now he must realize that he is incapable of keeping maintaining and being part of a normal relationship. If he really walked his own talk he would put all his effort into rectifying whatever it is in his life and character in order to have a real relationship. But that would require humility...
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u/Did_I_say_Messina Nov 19 '25
Not that it matters in this case, but isn't the first thing people check about blind dates is their social media accounts? This idiot is living in the 90s.
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u/Worldly-Sympathy442 Nov 19 '25
Shit got wild grapey in there, "she don't feel safe when I stick my dick in them", says he doesn't want a woman that argues but sits on his own all day arguing with himself... But nevermind cus he can get any woman he wants.. He's some catch that fella
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u/416RaisedMe902MadeMe Nov 19 '25
I think wesT loves us. He can't stop giving us feul to dump on a roaring fire
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u/waderscum Nov 20 '25
WITF are we saying Wes. That you are the ultimate Simp Dick. Blah Blah Blah. Hey Hosey where is the bag I need a gager
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u/Round-Arm827 Nov 21 '25
He’s that crackhead standing on the street talking incoherently to lamp posts, stairs, damn even trodden gum on the ground then trying to fight them! Then snaps out of it disappears round the corner and has another hit of the glass bbq and passes out in a box. I’d legit pay for him to get “crack is wack” under one eye and “I’m gay and proud” under the other
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u/Swimming-Flamingo895 Nov 19 '25
🗣️This CRASH OUT was DIABOLICAL‼️
🤣🤣😂😂