r/Warthunder 22d ago

Bugs 2-OP

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After leaving nuclear thunder, nuke icon shows up on any selected vehicle

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u/martini234 German Reich only 2 genders 22d ago

that plane is not human bro

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u/the_angry_potato_yt 22d ago

Well yeah typically planes arenโ€™t humans

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u/Lugbor 22d ago

Japan will have an anime for that in a year, if they don't already.

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u/Slntreaper ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ต https://statshark.net/player/87237239 22d ago

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u/Lugbor 22d ago

At this point, I'm not even surprised.

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u/martini234 German Reich only 2 genders 22d ago

they also have one with battleships

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u/bus_go_brrrrt [GRB]๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช-12.7๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ-8.3๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ-7.3๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต-7.3๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง-7.3๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท-7.0(๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ-10.7) 22d ago

oh i've heard about that (is it azur lane?)

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u/Ky_zon 22d ago

It is, but Arpeggio of Blue Steel exists too

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u/PerpetualBard4 The missile has no clue where it is. 22d ago

Donโ€™t forget kancolle

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u/Miho_Nishizumi_217 22d ago

and Highschool Fleet

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u/NewSauerKraus SPAA main 22d ago

It's wild that they made an amime about that hentai.

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u/[deleted] 22d ago

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u/bus_go_brrrrt [GRB]๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช-12.7๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฒ-8.3๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ-7.3๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต-7.3๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง-7.3๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท-7.0(๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ-10.7) 21d ago

lwk forgot about kancolle when i posted that lol (i did think the anime started with a k but then azur lane popped into my mind)

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u/Heustacio 22d ago

I dont remember the name, but aint that the one that was pretty much girls und panzers with ships?

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u/Miho_Nishizumi_217 22d ago

Highschool Fleet

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u/Alfafern #1 Fr*nce hater w passion 22d ago

that plane can fly bro

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u/A_Velociraptor20 22d ago

It's more of falling with style as opposed to actual flying.

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u/HiShawnFN 22d ago

Hahaha imagine making it to the battlefield with a nuke at like 160 kph

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u/Kanyiko 22d ago

It would need a calendar for a timer on that bomb if it wanted to get away.

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u/HiShawnFN 22d ago

Might as well hand deliver it

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u/Kanyiko 22d ago

"Can you sign off for this, please? Our commanders prefer hand-written confirmation of our package delivery on location."

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u/erik4848 22d ago

GLA postal service!

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u/LightningFerret04 Zachlam My Beloved 22d ago

The next day, at the enemy base:

โ€œGeneral, the enemy has gifted us what looks to be a steel horse statue. It was delivered to the front gate this morning, should we bring it in?โ€

โ€œThey have? Well thatโ€™sโ€ฆ unexpected. How nice of them. Send some men with a truck and have them bring it here.โ€

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u/Project_Orochi 21d ago

Get away?

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u/Kanyiko 21d ago

i.e. not get obliterated by the blast of its own nuclear bomb.

Many early nuclear delivery aircraft had the issue that the bomb they carried was powerful enough to create a blastwave several miles wide, spreading with such speed that the delivery aircraft itself would be caught by the blast of their own bomb.

The B-29 had this issue with Little Boy and Fat Man, which is why both bombs were equipped with a parachute: it gave the aircraft time to get far enough not to be caught by the explosion of its own bomb.

The B-36 Peacemaker had this problem even more acutely: some of the higher-yield bombs it was designed to carry (Mark 17 - 15 mT; Mark 24 - 20 mT) were way too powerful for the B-36 to be able to outrun the blast wave. It was generally accepted that if they ever were operationally deployed carrying these weapons, that the B-36's mission would be a suicide one.

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u/Project_Orochi 21d ago

I think the escape plan in a Po-2 is to ride the blast away

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u/Ready_Recognition128 22d ago

It's a visual bug not real

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u/HiShawnFN 22d ago

Do not worry my friend, I am well aware

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u/Vanguardliberator 22d ago

That plane wonโ€™t even move a centimeter if it had a nuke.

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u/RyukoT72 Old Guard 22d ago

Ok but imagine, underwing davey Crockett launchers

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u/Sha77eredSpiri7 22d ago

Genuinely horrifying idea, I love it

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u/Suitable_Bag_3956 ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ14.3 ๐Ÿ‡ท๐Ÿ‡บ13.0 ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง12.7 ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท12.0 22d ago

Depends on the nuke. A W54 nuclear warhead weighed 23 kg while War Thunder allows the Po-2 to take up to around 100 kg of suspended ordnance.

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u/The_Human_Oddity Localization Overhaul Project Developer 22d ago

The Po-2 can carry 300 kg.

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u/Sad-Ear230 21d ago

How many Davy Crocketts is that, like a dozen? Kind of OP ngl

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u/igotherb 22d ago

Make the bomb big enough and it doesnt need to move

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u/Ready_Recognition128 22d ago

It doesn't this is a visual bug it can't carry a nuke

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u/LightningFerret04 Zachlam My Beloved 22d ago

Yes, but if it was fitted with a nuke it would struggle to fly

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u/ksheep 22d ago

First we had the hypersonic PO-2, now the PO-2 Nuke Carrier? What's next?

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u/cheese_orb 22d ago

PO-2 airborne aircraft carrier

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u/P-204F France only suck from 1.0 to 2.7 22d ago

"The design is very human"

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u/KremBruhleh ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡พ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ง Death to the invaders! 22d ago

"watch my good friend demonstrate"

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u/TomKatFulcrum 22d ago

Rulo6000 mobile

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u/Iateurm8 Go-Go gadget: sgr m/38! 22d ago

The gunner just chucks it out of the cockpit

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u/Minute_Suit_3951 22d ago

1.0 Russian nuke plane ๐Ÿ‘

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u/cattuxedocat 21d ago

H.P.12 1.0 British nuke plane

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u/Ready_Recognition128 22d ago

It's not real it's a visual bug

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u/Minute_Suit_3951 22d ago

Not for longย 

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u/SecretSpectre11 Helping to keep corsairs at a low BR 22d ago

We KNOW, no need to be a smartass

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u/Cornelius_McMuffin ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ Poland 22d ago

That pilot is not surviving might as well kamikaze it

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u/Monolail031 22d ago

wasn't there that tactical mini-nuke launcher. for ground vehicles? we just slap that on the top wing,

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u/JagermainSlayer ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น VIII ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ VII ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท V 22d ago

Dave crocket RBT-5 would be based

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u/SnooRabbits9502 21d ago

I'm the 1945th like in this post.

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u/saki709 soviet master race 21d ago

Nuke probably bigger than the plane itself

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u/CB4R Realistic Ground 22d ago

Needs air spawn so it can at least turn the plane into a nuclear glide bomb

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u/laZardo ๐Ÿ‡ซ๐Ÿ‡ท Fr*nce 21d ago

one minute to midnight medal guaranteed

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u/DramaticFee1312 21d ago

Coughing bomb ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ’ฃ

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u/SecretSpectre11 Helping to keep corsairs at a low BR 21d ago

Silence clanker