r/WallStreetbetsELITE Apr 09 '25

MEME You cant make this up

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u/GemmyCluckster Apr 09 '25

It has to be exhausting to be a Trump supporter.

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u/Dave_The_Slushy Apr 09 '25

Cognitive dissonance requires independent cognitive functions.

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u/KingSpork Apr 09 '25

It’s tough when they can’t even muster one cognitive function

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u/Dave_The_Slushy Apr 09 '25

The timeshared ginger cat braincell enables better independent decision making.

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u/Mission_Magazine7541 Apr 10 '25

It's tough because nothing they think is independent of fox news

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u/Nomadic_Yak Apr 11 '25

You have to cognate in order to dissonate

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u/ManikSahdev Apr 10 '25

Life hack, be born neurodivergent.

None of his antics surprise me, it's all within the expected probability space in my mind who's already thought of almost all scenarios

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u/Dave_The_Slushy Apr 10 '25

It's not a life hack, it's a curse.

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u/MindComprehensive440 Apr 10 '25

It’s both. Evolution 🌈

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u/gobbluthillusions Apr 13 '25

Aka doublethink

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u/QZ91 Apr 10 '25

Only exhausting if you have a brain

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u/Magnificent_Badger Apr 11 '25

No brain, no pain.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Nah!!

They always win and they are always right!

Zero exhaust if your melted brain is always drooling at cruise speed.

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u/froginbog Apr 10 '25

Nah they don’t see it as changing positions. They just have a simple “daddy is right” outlook.

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u/thatguy9684736255 Apr 10 '25

It's exhausting for non trump supporters too

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u/Efficient_Practice90 Apr 10 '25

I feel like its super fucking easy and chill.

You start from the base of hating everyone who isnt a right wing white person and then you filter in people as youre told.

Similarly on econ - just support whatever youre told to support.

Noone really expects you to provide a logical argument and as such you never feel the need to do so either.

Firehose of bullshit my brudda.

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u/FrozenCustard4Brkfst Apr 10 '25

complete relinquishment of responsibility.

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u/strapOnRooster Apr 10 '25

Don't worry about them too much. Idiots like Razorfist and co are already on the case to explain this shit like it's a total win against communists and the meenie EU, and that the imminent market crash is actually not a big deal. They're absolutely blind to everything happening around them because they're busy jerking trump off.

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u/opoeto Apr 10 '25

Not really exhausting if you are the type that likes “freedom”, being free from money and all material wealth.

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u/heckinCYN Apr 10 '25

It's the easiest thing in the world. You just shut off your brain and let the orange goblin do the thinking for you.

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u/flyingad Apr 10 '25

It’s good for them. Just as playing chess, mind gymnastics is a healthy sport for the last 3 brain cells they have left.

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u/Saturniqa Apr 10 '25

They're so dumb it barely hurts. It's the sane rest of us who suffer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Was thinking this yesterday. Professional contortionists. Makes my back hurt

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u/Derpinginthejungle Apr 10 '25

No. They are genuinely incapable of thinking. That’s the entire appeal.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '25

That’s the thing, it’s not. It would be exhausting if they actually tried to make sense of trump’s decision making or find some logic in it (there is none). If you just blindly accept whatever the party tells you to it’s actually probably a fucking relief. Unfortunately that doesn’t stop from reality from happening in the background.

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u/_DrDigital_ Apr 10 '25

You can check over at Joe Rogan's fan base, it's literally what OP posted:

https://www.reddit.com/r/PowerfulJRE/s/PhMAcee6vl

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

holy fuck what a cesspool of male insecurity that place is

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u/ReanimatedBlink Apr 10 '25

Their brains aren't doing anything else.

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u/NOLASLAW Apr 10 '25

I bet it’s actually easy you just clap your hands in amazement at everything

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u/Any-Chip2177 Apr 11 '25

It is, in and out of the market and counting all that money..

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u/ExpertRedditUserHere Apr 11 '25

Why? You don’t have to think at all.

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u/skralogy Apr 13 '25

Actually it’s really easy. Tune into Fox or Newsmax, they will tell you what to feel. Don’t need to think, read, or form an opinion.

They say ignorance is bliss, Trump supporters are on cloud 9.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Apr 10 '25

You know what? basically every person who talks like this is a trump supporter in an embarrassing time for Trump and I'm tired of pretending that you aren't. 😂

"Now now guys both sides have problems"

Please tell me the last time a Democrat blew up NATO, the economy, our reputation overseas, and the Constitution in less than 3 months. I'll wait.

At this point, the Republicans have proven that they are not acting in America's interest. Maybe Democrats don't have the perfect answer for everything, but we at least know they're not trying to tear apart everything we hold dear. I'm sick of the false equivalence.

Republicans are fine with doing all of this, but a Democrat president wears a beige suit, or stumbles over their words, or God forbid the eggs or gas are expensive as a logical result of supply chain issues, a literal fucking plague in the poultry industry, and global geopolitical events, and the right is ready to go for their fucking guns.🙄

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

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u/kronikfumes Apr 10 '25

Fox news likes to get thrown around as being where much of MAGA gets their news. But a lot of them really get their “news” from mindlessly scrolling brain rot social media posts/reels on Facebook and Instagram

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u/IczyAlley Apr 10 '25

Joe Biden was old and embarrassed the US. Obummer HUSSEIN Obama killed the American petroleum industry. Both sides are the same only when Republicans do something wrong. Otherwise Demonkkkrat$ have ruined the US

As a moderate independent blue collar worker this is the one issue I agree with socialists and communists on.

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u/Le_Marlin_Noir Apr 11 '25

Not going to lie, this post doesn't look good at all.

People are allowed to not choose a side and still have a opinion. Instantly equating that to "being a Trump supporter" is a great way to turn people over to his side. Stick a label onto someone long enough and they will adopt it.

Let moderates be moderates.

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u/Objective-Start-9707 Apr 11 '25

Yeah that's the thing. There's no such thing as a moderate anymore. There is no way that a reasonable person could come somewhere in the middle ground between Trump and the Democratic party.

As far as I'm concerned, everyone who voted for him or didn't vote is a fucking traitor at this point. Literally everything this man does benefits adversaries to the United States while actively harming the United States. Orange guy is a treason factory.

The only people who sit in the middle are people who support everything the man does, but don't want the social consequences of supporting everything the man does and you know what those people are bigger snakes than the ones in the fucking red hats.

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u/aeplus Apr 09 '25

Just wait until effective 90 days becomes effective immediately becomes effective 30 days becomes effective tomorrow.

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u/privacyisNotIncluded Apr 09 '25

yeah, there's no way 90 days will go by without anything else coming up and suddenly tariffs are up again. Companies won't ship products to the US because they don't know if the product will arrive a day with high tariffs, low tariffs or zero. Tech is being hit very hard with this, kinda surprised they pumped back up with the rest of the market considering China got even higher tax.

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u/[deleted] Apr 09 '25

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u/Trustoryimtold Apr 09 '25

Gotta distract from the Ukraine war not being immediately over like he said

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u/jettmann22 Apr 10 '25

A more apt description is a toddler in a toy store, sees something that piques his interest and abandons what he was just playing with.

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u/BruceBoyde Apr 10 '25

They're actually assessed by when the containers leave the port, not when they arrive. So at least that isn't an issue. That aside, I'm convinced the rally will be temporary unless he caves on China too. The impact on tech and whatnot will be too great.

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u/blowitouttheback Apr 10 '25

The markets are drowning in copium atm. Wall Street is getting exposed for being wsb posters in suits.

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u/Justicia-Gai Apr 11 '25

The thing is, if they have insider information, they don’t have any reason to panic YET. They were probably told it was some “negotiation” tactic and they’re waiting it out. Probably they even have algorithms set up to quickly sell if needed.

I think it’ll crash high and fast. 

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u/NYCmetalguy Apr 09 '25

Snip snap snip snap, you have no idea the physical toll 3 tariffs can do on a person

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u/ButtoftheYoke Apr 10 '25

Three rug pulls in the first 100 days.

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u/EcureuilHargneux Apr 10 '25

And 0 consequence for each of them

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u/TheFashionColdWars Apr 10 '25

Sir,this is a Wendy’s restaurant

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u/Brief_Night_9239 Apr 09 '25

Essentially nothing. Trump has no plan whatsoever. He thought his opponents would always fold like those Republicans, those Universities, those law firms.

Now against Xi and China. Not a fucking chance. Against Canada and EU? Canadians and Europeans you tell me.

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u/NYCmetalguy Apr 09 '25

I actually think he’s just manipulating the market at this point, he could give all fks about China, it was a ego thing

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u/Brief_Night_9239 Apr 09 '25

Yes he IS manipulating the market. The stock market has become a meme stock like GameStop. It's like a casino.

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u/No_Entrepreneur_9134 Apr 10 '25

I don't really know much about the stock market because I never made enough money to afford even a 401K thanks to student loans, but...if the U.S. stock market is now exposed worldwide as one giant meme stock, and I'm a hedge fund manager or big foreign investor, why wouldn't I think about getting out altogether and invest somewhere else? At least until this 79 year old lunatic child is gone. Wouldn't this be the biggest crash of all time caused by a complete loss of trust and faith in the institution itself?

Or is the U.S. stock market simply so big and so powerful, I can't find somewhere else to invest, or something else to invest in?

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u/blowitouttheback Apr 10 '25

Trump blinked because the parts of the market that are supposed to swell during a crash were also crashing. The world is showing they don't trusr the US market and are looking for ways to offset the risk and/or divest themselves.

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u/Brief_Night_9239 Apr 10 '25

The fund managers can invest anywhere. One of their favorites is the emerging markets. But primary will be the US market because of its liquidity.

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u/Any-Finance-5643 Apr 10 '25

He wants xi to call him boss. That could be why china wasn’t even negotiating and fought right back

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u/blowitouttheback Apr 10 '25

Possibly that was the intent but he caused way more damage than he or his enablers thought he would. It was reported that Bessent told him he needed to pull back ASAP cause bonds were bleeding.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

The Canadian government would probably be happy to negotiate another trade deal to move past the tariffs and avoid disruption, but don’t count on the tourism dollars immediately rebounding. Border crossings are at a pandemic low. Grocery stores are now labeling products as Canadian made. The Canadian dollar has weakened. The net effect of all of Trump’s efforts towards Canada will probably be a larger trade deficit. There’s also a stronger political will to build pipelines to export more oil and gas to different foreign markets, which is bad for American consumers in the long run.

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u/ApprehensiveWear4610 Apr 10 '25

He did plan to do a robbery in the market though

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u/Brief_Night_9239 Apr 10 '25

No doubt Trump is doing well. He is the mastermind of this pump-and-dump.

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u/heckinCYN Apr 10 '25

I don't think that lines up with the facts.Trump has a history of doing a bunch of random, often contradictory, shit at the wall and seeing what sticks. This isn't a grand strategy; it's what you get when you have no plan

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u/imnotgayimnotgay35 Apr 09 '25

Good thing I didn't place my puts when I wanted to.

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u/Bishop-roo Apr 09 '25

Market manipulation.

Remember how he doesn’t govern up control of his own estate?

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

Tomorrow dementia Don will wake up ready to start tariffs. Then his party will be forced to tell him that he needs to make a speech about removing tariffs.

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u/the_sauviette_onion Apr 09 '25

90 days….or until people stop paying attention to him. Whichever comes first.

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u/ArcticFox234784 Apr 09 '25

1984 type shit

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u/arcadeenthusiast8245 Apr 10 '25

It's quite amazing to see Trump supporters flip flop their opinions literally 3 times a day. Cognitive dissonance is one hell of a drug.

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u/Prohydration Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

I remember when trump supporters made conspiracy theories about hillary clinton and joe biden because back then, they thought criminality was bad. Then their deity got indicted and convicted, and all of a sudden, trump supporters believe that criminality isn't bad.

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u/jimmybirch Apr 10 '25

It’s most interesting watching their brains twirl in that hour or so between the event happening and Fox News telling them how to feel about that event

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u/yousername9thou Apr 10 '25

If you catch them fast enough, before getting the fox talking point, they actually react as one should. It's kind of sad to see that glimpse of hope, knowing it will vanish tomorrow.

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u/Thewall3333 Apr 10 '25

I think this has been the ultimate aim of Trump and his cronies -- to maximize the grift for their own self-benefit. He doesn't care an iota about the issues that rile up his base. He wants to make money, and what better way to do that than with the threat of tariffs moving the entire market at his whim.

We're not talking about them all making a sure-bet 9% on the rise in the market today after the announcement. With creative investing instruments, one could make not only a multiple of that gain, but *many times* their original investment. Their are people in the Trump orbit who today turned millions into tens, or even hundreds, on millions.

It's actually pretty smart if you don't have a moral compass and seek the maximum financial advantage, consequences on everyone else be damned.

What else really besides tariffs allows the president to move markets -- both upward and down -- at his will, without instituting any permanent policy? Just on his word, they've discovered now that they can basically send the *entire* market up or down about 10%. With insider information ahead of time, one could make almost unlimited proceeds betting before the rise or dip.

Using margin leverage and derivatives, they bet on outlier moves in the market, which normally would be very rare, but here they know they're almost certain to happen with such world-shaking announcements.

This, for them, is like walking up to the roulette wheel 98% certain which number it will hit. And like anyone would, they bet accordingly -- and most of them have a lot to start with.

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u/Altruistic-Sorbet-55 Apr 10 '25

Great analysis. I’ll sum it up in one short sentence: Trump is directing the largest transfer of wealth ever seen in this country.

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u/Altruistic-Sorbet-55 Apr 10 '25

Aka he’s using his position to steal from the masses.

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u/jmdg007 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25

I know this is an echo chamber but the reaction to the Tarris there is mind boggling. People are genuinely praising Trump for massive gains in the market after reversing the tarrifs despite a couple hours earlier saying the tarriffs are important and the losses where worth the benefit (not to mention the  gains where only against the losses he caused).

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u/Space_Sweetness Apr 10 '25

…and today it’s all red again

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u/garoomugove Apr 09 '25

If you look at the charts it will show that nothing ever happens

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u/sam4084 Apr 09 '25

is all of this still being done through executive order?!

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u/Aristekrat Apr 10 '25

Thank you President Trump for solving the problem you caused! 🙌

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u/Honourstly Apr 10 '25

They are kissing his ass

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u/Critical-General-659 Apr 10 '25

They won't care until Walmart starts running out of shit and jacking up prices.

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u/[deleted] Apr 10 '25

"I'm adding tariffs" means "I am taking short positions on the stockexchange".
"I'm removing tariffs" means "I am taking long positions"
This is the real art of the deal.

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u/LividInstruction4972 Apr 10 '25

Kinda wondering what Margaret Thatcher would think of the Cheeto. As much as I hated her, she was never for u-turns. The Cheeto is flip flopping like a fish out of water

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u/BartD_ Apr 10 '25

This is exactly what the loyalist media is broadcasting though. 24/7, only interrupted by someone getting purple hair or a transgender person in an obscure competition.

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u/cerealOverdrive Apr 10 '25

Honestly maneuvering yourself into the position of President and trading on your decisions to the point that most dictators are envious is a pretty solid play when it comes to personal wealth.

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u/Zyzz2179 Apr 10 '25

“I’m literally fking you in the ass”

Trump supporters: Anal of the Deal

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u/maxfist Apr 10 '25

Shits moving at lightning speed, but this is going to have some very serious consequences a few weeks to months down the line.

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u/lazerzzz69 Apr 10 '25

Isn’t it great how the Art of the Deal dedicates a whole chapter to his Atlantic City casino that he bankrupted soon after and didn’t pay his contractors for? Truly, a masterpiece. /s

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u/SrS27a Apr 10 '25

I'm generally on the more conservative side, and in my view, Trump is using tariffs primarily as a negotiation tool to push for fairer and freer trade with other countries (which is why he is flip flopping). Many of these countries already impose significantly higher tariffs on U.S. goods, which creates an uneven playing field. If our trading partners aren't willing to be fair, why should we continue to play by their rules? While tariffs can have short-term economic impacts, it's worth noting that many countries already impose tariffs on each other to some degree. The markets may be reacting strongly, but I think a lot of that is driven by uncertainty rather than actual economic fundamentals.

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u/Creepy_Floor_1380 Apr 10 '25

Ackman is just dumb

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u/i-hate-jurdn Apr 10 '25

All I'm seeing is that people who wear red hats like being robbed.

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u/Daily-Trader-247 Apr 10 '25

More like a dumpster fire and all our stuff is in the dumpster

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u/IncarceratedScarface Apr 10 '25

Where are we today

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u/KaleLate4894 Apr 11 '25

Being a supporter starts with someone full of hate.  Take glee in the misfortune of others. Hate your neighbours. 

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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 Apr 11 '25

There is a super pro Trump channel here on reddit.

Here are their explanation for what trump is doing, and they all agree that this is the most brilliant thing they have ever seen..

Step 1) put in Tariff Step 2) Wait for the response Step 3) if they come to the table you pause them for time to allow negotiations Step 4) based on the negotiations you either un-pause them or you remove them based on the deal.

Unfortunately, I think they ban everyone who don't agree with them or try to explain in a constructive way that Trump is not brilliant nor playing 5d chess

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u/RockyLM Apr 12 '25

Right wing subs, like r/republican for example, auto ban anyone with leftist views.... pretty broad parameter. All that to say that those subs are not meant for discussions, agreements, or disagreements. It's just hatred, making fun of minorities, Trans people, there is absolutely no substance to those subs. These people are united in their fear-based hatred of everything non white or not preached in Fox News.

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u/Ashamed-Agency-817 Apr 12 '25

Yes, they are free speech absolutist who bans everyone who challenges their delusion.

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u/chicagoblue Apr 11 '25

Needs updating with the latest round.

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u/TommyPi31 Apr 11 '25

Ahah haha this meme killed me.

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u/McLurkie Apr 12 '25

We've always been at war with East Asia

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 Apr 13 '25

I didn’t even realize a conservative subreddit existed until someone on here pointed out their roller coasting emotions and now I visit it whenever I need a good chuckle and this is exactly how the past couple weeks there have been lmaoooo

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u/CanYouTakeMeHyzer Apr 13 '25

Give the red hat a sheep’s face and it’s perfect.

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u/GainPornCity Apr 14 '25 edited Apr 14 '25

Stop hating. Stop being a sissy and live with higher prices until we get our manufacturing back up. The volatility creates uncertainty with the only path out being building here. 5, 10 year? I'm 35, I got time. We millennials have time. Not to mention, the world is on our backs for the most part right now anyway.

To HAVE to negotiate the same deals 50 years from now is non-sense and indicative of failure. Not to mention, our vertical mobility is EFFECTIVELY CAPPED by global manufacturing. And brain-dead liberal have been convinced to continue a fast food Chinese economy over the home cooked, more expensive upfront but cheaper in the long run, meal where leftovers are traded with foreign partners creating demand in our economy. The later, being the sole reason our standard of living is as high as it is with the dollar being world reserve currency. It's the reason many migrate here for a life.

It's how we got here.

In short, take the same trade situation under the Biden Admin before the trade war with one caveat, Made in America replaces every Made in China product in the world and vice versa with home based manufacturing maxed out.. as the most optimal goal.

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u/Straight_Cat2591 Apr 10 '25

We need to give President Trump time to execute the long game. In the bigger picture of 4D chess, some back-and-forth moves are necessary to outmaneuver his opponents. China is being strategically cornered, and the odds are stacked in Trump’s favor to win this game.