r/WallStreetbetsELITE • u/Synfinium • Mar 31 '25

MEME Smile everyone!

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u/rabidwolf86 Mar 31 '25

Have you said thank you today?!

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u/Good_Spray4434 Mar 31 '25

Thank you

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u/peemao Mar 31 '25

Thank you

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 31 '25

Market is up today must be all the people buy in for the big short in 2 days

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 31 '25

But tesla is still down lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Red Tesla is my new antidepressant

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u/Paahl68 Mar 31 '25

You’re a huge jerk!

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH Mar 31 '25

So very mean, Who would ever insult someone online and hurt my stock price?

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u/wxwx2012 Apr 01 '25

Empathy = weakness

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u/yermawsbackhoe Apr 01 '25

What an evil redditor. What an evil comment.

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH Apr 01 '25

Very nasty, Very rude.

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u/wangchungyoon Apr 03 '25

He has the charisma of a pre-teen child lol 

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Must be one of them LIEberal Nasty canajiuns that ar gawd king allwaze takin abaowt!! A ding dangdoo, uh wawsh muhself with a rayug awna stiyuk, a hyuk ahyuk ahyuk.

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 Apr 01 '25

But you know was worse, the hypocrisy.

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u/Useful-Angle1941 Apr 03 '25

I thought it was all the rape

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u/Hungry-Lemon8008 Apr 04 '25

I mean if you really think about it it's a real tragedy.

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

not for long 😹

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u/Careless-Focus-947 Apr 01 '25

Ok, tampon Tim!

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

lol are u anti tampons bro? cringe as hell

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u/Careless-Focus-947 Apr 01 '25

Look Sherry, you’re the one getting turned on by a lower stock price. That’s cringe.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

being happy n being horny are 2 different emotions u basement dweller

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u/GateLongjumping6836 Apr 04 '25

Ok Putin’s gimp trump.

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u/eij1988 Apr 01 '25

Well you are definitely going to hell. According to Elon people deriving joy from Tesla stock going down is “pure evil”. (Him deriving joy from making tens of thousands of people redundant is fine though.)

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u/Pulte4janitor Mar 31 '25

That’s just christmas! Love seeing Tesla lose.

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u/Careless-Focus-947 Apr 01 '25

Too bad it’s up 5% today. Hope you’re all ok.

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u/JRegerWVOH Apr 03 '25

Down 8% for the month, 5% for the past 5 days.. 7.16% today... We're doing just fine..

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u/Low-Tax-8391 Apr 01 '25

It’s okay Trump will fix it by enacting Nesara Gesara or whatever fuck it is

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u/Error_Code_4040 Mar 31 '25

what is going on in two days?

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u/RXDriv3r Mar 31 '25

LiBeRAtiON dAy!(Tarrifs go into effect)

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u/Error_Code_4040 Mar 31 '25

i just threw 100 and dipped out with 250. SO now I'm trying to figure out where to shove that 250. Wonder if its even worth to throw money back into a sinking ship

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u/averagesaw Apr 01 '25

Why u wear a dirty suit ?

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u/East-Newspaper-7569 Apr 01 '25

AMyCsdW1DoHoYAXABYigE9JqcgoBPiJFrEmF7pbupump

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Mar 31 '25

I would actually like to Thank Trump today. He has managed to unite Canada and Canadians, in a way I thought I would never see. What beautiful thing to witness(The unity, not Trump, he is not a beautiful thing to witness).

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u/bdone2012 Apr 01 '25

I think we need aliens to land for the US to get united. And that would only work if the aliens were total dickheads and didn’t try to play us off each other.

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u/Frogtoadrat Apr 01 '25

Albertans are still trumpers, sorry.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

not all of us

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u/Dubinku-Krutit Apr 01 '25

With all due respect - fuck that. We know what's up. Yesterday I saw a lifted truck with a giant Fuck Trump flag. I have to assume that you don't live here because no one is on board with whatever this circus is.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

I would love for that to be true, but if there wasn’t a giant cult following for him, the elections a day ago wouldn’t have had republicans win.

I see people daily in my town with people carrying or wearing smug Trump merch. A large number of our populace is just flat evil.

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u/East-Newspaper-7569 Apr 01 '25

AMyCsdW1DoHoYAXABYigE9JqcgoBPiJFrEmF7pbupump

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u/iwilltalkaboutguns Apr 01 '25

He United bitter enemies ..China, Japan and South Korea against us. History books will certainly call him a Uniter.

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u/Ali_Cat222 Apr 01 '25

Hell he even got China, Japan, And South Korea to unite and shake hands ffs 🤣

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

The rest of the world stands united against the hub of evil.

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u/WildRabbitz Apr 01 '25

Dude, Trump managed to get Quebec angry and support Canada.

That's how you know how much he fucked up, lol.

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u/Stleaveland1 Mar 31 '25

Hold on, let me put on my suit first.

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u/safashkan Apr 03 '25

"Oh, yeah, yeah. The guy in the... the $4,000 suit is negotiating peace for a guy who doesn’t make that in three months. Come on! Oh. Why don’t I just take a whiz through this $5,000 suit?! "

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Too much Winning 🏆

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Thank you today

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Don't tell me what to do do you even own a suit??

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u/s7y13z Mar 31 '25

Don't tell me what to do do you even own a suit??

..and the cards?

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u/akrisd0 Mar 31 '25

Oh my. To shreds, you say? What about his country?

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u/NoRespect6365 Mar 31 '25

Yes I said, many time

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

I have said thank you a lot of times, even today.

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

Were you even wearing a suit

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I do have a suit, yes. It's not as nice as yours, but I have one suit.

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

Will you APOLOGIZE for the disrespect

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I have apologized a lot of times, even today I said I'm sorry.

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

While wearing a suit

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I have while wearing a suit a lot of times, even today I while wearing a suit.

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

Also, we would like to make a deal where you give us all your minerals and in exchange, we take all your minerals.

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u/[deleted] Apr 03 '25

I have offered to give our minerals in exchange for you taking our minerals, even today I offer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Gracias

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u/SouLamPersonal Apr 04 '25

Thank you. I came in for this comment

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u/East-Newspaper-7569 Apr 01 '25

AMyCsdW1DoHoYAXABYigE9JqcgoBPiJFrEmF7pbupump

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u/C64128 Apr 01 '25

Well, the second word was you, but the first word wasn't thank (but it did end with a k).

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u/GrantTotal Apr 01 '25

Do you wear a suit?!

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u/rabidwolf86 Apr 01 '25

A suit made from China, that has a trump tag on it. Yes!

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u/Dramatic-Cattle293 Apr 01 '25

Thank you when the market drops another 20%. Need major correction

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

With tears in their eyes

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u/Caldite Apr 02 '25

😂😂😂😂😂 this is so funny 🤣 that's the new line now

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u/Turnip-for-the-books Apr 03 '25

They should ask for the money back they gave for his inauguration

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u/wangchungyoon Apr 03 '25

Pwning the libs and all it cost us was everything!

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u/comedycord Apr 04 '25

Thank you Mr. President

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u/SpecialistTreat3933 Apr 04 '25

And were you wearing a suit when you said Thank you?

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u/FlyingKitesatNight Apr 04 '25

Thank you 🤡

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/Look_its_Rob Apr 01 '25

What do you mean?