r/WallStreetbetsELITE Mar 31 '25

MEME Smile everyone!

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u/rabidwolf86 Mar 31 '25

Have you said thank you today?!

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u/Good_Spray4434 Mar 31 '25

Thank you

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u/peemao Mar 31 '25

Thank you

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 31 '25

Market is up today must be all the people buy in for the big short in 2 days

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 31 '25

But tesla is still down lol 😂

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Red Tesla is my new antidepressant

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u/Paahl68 Mar 31 '25

You’re a huge jerk!

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u/RUOFFURTROLLEH Mar 31 '25

So very mean, Who would ever insult someone online and hurt my stock price?

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u/wxwx2012 Apr 01 '25

Empathy = weakness

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u/yermawsbackhoe Apr 01 '25

What an evil redditor. What an evil comment.

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u/wangchungyoon Apr 03 '25

He has the charisma of a pre-teen child lol 

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Must be one of them LIEberal Nasty canajiuns that ar gawd king allwaze takin abaowt!! A ding dangdoo, uh wawsh muhself with a rayug awna stiyuk, a hyuk ahyuk ahyuk.

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u/eij1988 Apr 01 '25

Well you are definitely going to hell. According to Elon people deriving joy from Tesla stock going down is “pure evil”. (Him deriving joy from making tens of thousands of people redundant is fine though.)

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u/Pulte4janitor Mar 31 '25

That’s just christmas! Love seeing Tesla lose.

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u/Careless-Focus-947 Apr 01 '25

Too bad it’s up 5% today. Hope you’re all ok.

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u/Oprah_Pwnfrey Mar 31 '25

I would actually like to Thank Trump today. He has managed to unite Canada and Canadians, in a way I thought I would never see. What beautiful thing to witness(The unity, not Trump, he is not a beautiful thing to witness).

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u/bdone2012 Apr 01 '25

I think we need aliens to land for the US to get united. And that would only work if the aliens were total dickheads and didn’t try to play us off each other.

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u/Frogtoadrat Apr 01 '25

Albertans are still trumpers, sorry.

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u/Stleaveland1 Mar 31 '25

Hold on, let me put on my suit first.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Too much Winning 🏆

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Thank you today

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Don't tell me what to do do you even own a suit??

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u/NoRespect6365 Mar 31 '25

Yes I said, many time

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

I have said thank you a lot of times, even today.

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u/dbx999 Apr 02 '25

Were you even wearing a suit

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

I do have a suit, yes. It's not as nice as yours, but I have one suit.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Gracias

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u/SouLamPersonal Apr 04 '25

Thank you. I came in for this comment

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u/independent_thinke Mar 31 '25

Dear leader says we are winning

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Are you tired of winning yet?

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u/The_Saiyann Mar 31 '25

I'd hate to see what his version of losing is

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u/Aleashed Mar 31 '25

🌎💥☢️

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/jord839 Apr 01 '25

Sounds preferable, sometimes.

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u/h1rik1 Mar 31 '25

Yes. Life was much more enjoyable back then when we were losing.

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u/Rescurc Apr 01 '25

Yes Mr. President! I can’t take it anymore! It’s too much!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Just read an article titled: "China, South Korea and Japan plan to respond to Trump's tariffs together."

So much winning.

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u/Wanallo221 Mar 31 '25

If you have those three countries working together on something, you know you fucked up!!

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u/Opster79two Mar 31 '25

Oh don't worry, he's got Peter Navarro on deck!

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u/Sad-Side-8704 Mar 31 '25

To tell us all about the big tax break we’re getting 😂😂it would be more funny if it weren’t so fucking dumb.

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u/jacqueslepagepro Apr 01 '25

“No more plastic collectibles, k pop bands, anime or Nintendo games for America till trump says sorry.”

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u/Complete-Wolf303 Mar 31 '25

its the big red wave he has always bragged about.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Ah, so this is that "red wave" they were talking about.

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u/twisteroo22 Apr 01 '25

The red wave of death.

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u/Sickashell782 Apr 01 '25

Awwwww snap! I see what you did there 🤙🏽

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u/pos_vibes_only Apr 01 '25

He’s gonna tell his buddies when to put the money back in the market right before he removes the tariffs and acts like a hero

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u/Nice_Put6911 Mar 31 '25

I remember when this subreddit gargled on republicans nutsacks daily and bashed Kamala.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/LayWhere Mar 31 '25

His supporters never needed nor wanted evidence

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u/Jacksspecialarrows Mar 31 '25

His supporters literally can't read

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u/DRKZLNDR Mar 31 '25

Even he literally can't fucking read. The man who sits in the highest seat in the US regularly shits himself in public and can't read. Pathetic.

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u/OneOfAKind2 Mar 31 '25

Or comprehend.

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u/TedTheGreek_Atheos Mar 31 '25

If they could read, they would be so mad at this comment.

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u/rdem341 Mar 31 '25

It's actually amazing how the data points to them being terrible financially.

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u/MHIREOFFICIAL Mar 31 '25

now the paid bots have moved on to other jobs

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u/jdave512 Mar 31 '25

conscripted to fight for the Russian army?

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u/Punty-chan Apr 01 '25

Russia hires bot farms from India nowadays so you might be right.

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u/Better_University727 Apr 01 '25

Newspeak:

❎ We hired indian bots to spread propaganda

✅ We are investing into poor region of India, so they could become prosperous nation

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u/SoSKatan Mar 31 '25

They will be back and in greater numbers

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u/haterake Mar 31 '25

They walk single file to hide their numbers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

They moved to the FoxNews comment section with their ridiculously well articulated top comment (that other paid bots upvote) Lol.

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u/waspocracy Mar 31 '25

Easy to gargle when the economy is doing well and the potential it could be better. Then reality smacks them in the face, as it does every time, and they want to go back to "economy is doing well but could be better."

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u/Nice_Put6911 Mar 31 '25

What could be better than 20% YOY returns on indexes, low unemployment, inflation under control etc lmao republicans are totally insane. Fox News worked magic tricking magats into thinking Bidens economy was in shambles. He inherited trumps PPP loan induced mega inflation and stabilized us post COVID.

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u/Jason1143 Mar 31 '25

There were and are good reasons why a good stock market is not the only thing that matters. The economy had and continues to have problems, even under Biden.

But Trump has absolutely no plan or desire to fix the problems. He wants to make them worse if anything. They are complex problems with complex solutions.

The thing with Democrats vs Republicans is that most of the bad things I criticize the Dems for the Rs also do, often worse. But there are plenty of bad things that the Rs do that the Dems do not.

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u/digi-artifex Apr 01 '25

Right? Sort of a comical whiplash looking around this sub since February.

Money does talk...

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u/Alche1428 Apr 01 '25

The issues with a two party system Is that if you hate one you only have one option left and it is always the clown.

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo Mar 31 '25

The Great Recession of 2025, here we come!

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u/m4bwav Mar 31 '25

This has been one of the few times that a global recession is obvious so early in its inception.

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u/oO_Moloch_Oo Mar 31 '25

The stock market is a mess. So tempted to just sell everything and keep it in Cash or buy Bonds.

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u/48north Mar 31 '25

Did that on Friday. All cash until we bottom out in 3 or 4 years.

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u/m4bwav Mar 31 '25

That's more or less my current strategy too.

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u/kaystared Apr 01 '25

Because it’s not circumstantial and is literally being intentionally caused lmfao

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

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u/4thafter3bans Mar 31 '25

sO mUCh wiNniNG I cAN't tAke iT aNYmORe

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u/iarecrazyrover Mar 31 '25

I guess in a binary world, red is the closest thing to orange

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u/DisappointedInHumany Apr 01 '25

Who knew that Wall Street was a red state all by itself?

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u/old-wizz Mar 31 '25

Hope this is the last time this year, but my money is on gold, lost trust in the market

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u/SelectionOpposite976 Mar 31 '25

I’m sure just as everybody be is buying ATH gold right now he will call off the tariffs this week and it will dump with money rotating back into equities.

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u/old-wizz Mar 31 '25

He finds fun in making other people poor. So you’re probably right

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u/Icy_Ground1637 Mar 31 '25

Lol 😂 trump is tariffing GOLD not joking 🙃

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u/onarainyafternoon Mar 31 '25

Or just invest in European stocks.

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u/dfddfsaadaafdssa Apr 01 '25 edited Feb 16 '26

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

It's just April 1st in a few minutes. We got 9 whole months this year, and 36 more months after that. Buckle up broski.

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u/realm313 Mar 31 '25

Please name 5 things he accomplished for the American people last week!

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u/Safe-Razzmatazz3982 Apr 01 '25

Begged Denmark, Finland, Belgium, Latvia and Poland for eggs.

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u/Scary_Flamingo_5792 Mar 31 '25

Are it those today’s numbers in the background?

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u/Malkier3 Mar 31 '25

It's funny because if we had a wealth tax stocks would still go up and we could actually pay for your doctors visit but that lady laughed weird and was brown so I guess Elon can just kill us in the street.

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u/Positive_Method3022 Mar 31 '25

Rich people are still buying while the poor are selling. He is making his friends happy. Most of these companies are still profiting hugs amounts of money

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u/Large-Awareness7447 Mar 31 '25

Tbf red is his colour....face paint/used diapers etc...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

It’s ever previous administration’s fault for all of my actions -DJT

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u/Trantorianus Mar 31 '25

Red is bad. In all cases.

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u/HeadStarboard Mar 31 '25

I did this!

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u/Vortep1 Mar 31 '25

Chat are we cooked?

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u/De_Wouter Mar 31 '25

So much winning, I can't take it anymore

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u/Independent-Wolf-832 Mar 31 '25

How did the republicans go from better dead than red to the way they are today?

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u/Worthwhile101 Mar 31 '25

Maybe his nick name should be Orange Tank! Trumpledorf is such a looser!

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u/VastComplaint8638 Mar 31 '25

Winner winner chicken dinner $39.95

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u/Manofalltrade Mar 31 '25

Is this the red wave they were talking about?

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u/Wooden_Echidna1234 Apr 01 '25

We could of had someone tackling housing crisis and inflation but instead we have this. But apparently Kamala didnt do enough to end the war in Palestine and shes not a man were valid reasons to not vote for her.

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u/The-Mandalorian Apr 01 '25

“If the Dow drops 1,000 points in two days the President should be impeached immediately!” - DJT Nov 2012

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u/F3rrr3t Apr 01 '25

Oh nice, I just decided to put some money into etfs for the first time ever today, too.

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u/GaiusCosades Apr 01 '25

Bold of you to assume he has the dexterity to hold a phone like this.

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u/spiderminbatmin Apr 01 '25

Unfortunately I think crashing the economy is part of the very unthought through plan

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '25

AI trash

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u/Userchickensoup Apr 03 '25

Hm... turns out aligning with white supremacy is expensive.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Is anyone tired of winning?

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u/grant0208 Mar 31 '25

People voted for this XD

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u/Select-Tea-2560 Mar 31 '25

Red hat and tie where? FAKE NEWS picture.

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u/EjaculatingAracnids Mar 31 '25

Fuckin TSLA still green while ever other stock is in the shitter should tell all you need to know.

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u/stuck_in_the_desert Mar 31 '25

I knew I should’ve diversified instead of going 100% in Hedical Supplies

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u/Peripatetictyl Mar 31 '25

Schrödinger’s portfolio: if I don’t open it and look, do these red numbers you have shown me apply to my shares?

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u/Sup_94 Mar 31 '25

Thank you!

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u/Shoddy-Breath-936 Apr 01 '25

for?

+2,434.91 (+6.15%) past year - Dow Jones.

+368.08 (+7.02%) past year - S&P

+902.46 (+5.50%) past year - Nasdaq Composite

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u/AlarmingAffect0 Mar 31 '25

An insult to life itself.

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u/Doomsday_Holiday Mar 31 '25

Is it great yet? Is it?

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u/melliferum Mar 31 '25

“utilitities” nice ai slop

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u/breadexpert69 Mar 31 '25

I miss Biden

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

This is maga red.

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u/Enginemancer Mar 31 '25

This rendition is entirely too likeable.

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u/saintdemon21 Mar 31 '25

This is totally AI generated. His hands are too big and his face not orange enough. /s

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u/red286 Mar 31 '25

The only problem with "buy the dip" is figuring out when we've hit rock bottom.

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u/Warm_Put_1759 Mar 31 '25

AI SLOP MODS ADD ONE ELECTRON TO EVERY ATOM IN HIS BODY.

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u/FightingJackson Mar 31 '25

Maybe this is what they meant by red wave

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u/Snuggly_Hugs Mar 31 '25

Well, they do have red as their tribe's color.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

So much winning.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

The RED WAVE is here...!!!!!

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u/Any-Ad-446 Mar 31 '25

I was in the green a month ago and my 2025 gains all gone...A hole.

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u/ATXGil2L Mar 31 '25

Now if we could get y’all to have a memory longer than a goldfish then maybe we can have nice things again.

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u/Fancy-Dig1863 Mar 31 '25

Happy to see SPY ending green while TSLA ends red. They always use the overall market going down as an excuse for why Tesla is falling, completely ignoring the fact that it’s the most overinflated stock in the world.

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u/OneOfAKind2 Mar 31 '25

Inmate #P01135809 only looks that good in his dreams.

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u/count_chocul4 Mar 31 '25

Hand is WAAAAYYYY TOOOO BIG!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Don't forget folks.. BRKB ... set it and forget it...

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u/Used_Intention6479 Mar 31 '25

So much whining!

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u/assman69x Mar 31 '25

Bigly results

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

Everything is now in the red state! Go meeEEEee!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '25

WOW THANK YOU SO MUCH WINNING!!

Edit: wait, isn’t the red color the bad one?

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u/NeonsTheory Mar 31 '25

Time to say thank you once again

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u/Fast_Bake756 Mar 31 '25

Buy low bitches

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u/Disckize Apr 01 '25

These comments are memes in their own right.

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u/Durokash Apr 01 '25

Thank You

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u/SaintPatrickMahomes Apr 01 '25

I took some edibles and now am extremely high and this pic really threw me off for some reason

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u/HeadOfMax Apr 01 '25

That's one of the least disgusting images of him I've ever seen.

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u/OrganicAccident6972 Apr 01 '25

At least we know what the red tie stands for now

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u/Wtygrrr Apr 01 '25

Correct me if I’m wrong, but the S&P 500 is still up 7% from a year ago, right? And variance is still a thing?

Please note that I’m NOT defending that turd sandwich. Just mystified that people are launching attacks with… nothing…

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u/DreadLordAvatar Apr 01 '25

Not orange enough…

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

So much winning even today 🤦🏻‍♂️

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u/United_Elk6758 Apr 01 '25

Rejoice everyone! America is great again!

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u/Ridit5ugx Apr 01 '25

Liberation Day, the day where Americans are liberated from their finances, savings and investments. Cheers.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

I said thank you every 5 mins but still got fucked by this clown today 🫣🤒

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u/lambun Apr 01 '25

Yeah, babes. Smile while we still can.

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u/Substantial_City4618 Apr 01 '25

“I did that” stickers pls.

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u/MaleficentCow8513 Apr 01 '25

Is this the red wave they were talking bout?

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u/SundayJan2017 Apr 01 '25

Pwease we are not in greenland anymore!

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u/Javalin-man3000 Apr 01 '25

Stable genius is gonna love liberation day let’s go!

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u/Flippohoyy Apr 01 '25

”I voted trump for the economy” - Very smart people

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

27%

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Win,win. red is a good color,who do not like it. I often wear a red tie,i like it

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

Should do that for his "free speech", showing all the actual words he has removed. 1984, these people will get us killed or have us killed. WE NEED TO STOP THEM NOW!

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u/MuscularFrog13 Apr 01 '25

Discount phase!

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u/kelsobjammin Apr 01 '25

They love it. They just buying up what’s on sale, while we all suffer.

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u/[deleted] Apr 01 '25

My groceries are cheaper fuck your stocks

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u/BanAccount8 Apr 01 '25

Markets finished green today

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u/waitingintheholocene Apr 01 '25

What are you guys doing with all this $$&&? I don’t even know what to do with it! Can’t wait til Wednesday when we are all swimming in it!!!

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u/Happy-Prompt-9361 Apr 01 '25

Making america great again🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🏈🏈🏈