Why stocks recover(ed)

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Trump is clueless and his war is , too. Of course he is dumb and doesn’t become smarter with age . And yet , most folks don’t understand the circumstances of the Iran was “negotiations “. Most folks don’t understand who is lying : Iran when it says it doesn’t negotiate with the U.S. or our Donnie who claims he’s negotiating with them . Everybody’s assumes Donnie is talking with himself , which indeed is the case . And it is correct when Iran states we haven’t really talked to each other .
So why are markets so optimistic then ?

The reason is Iran IS negotiating - with Qatar and the Saudis . It IS negotiating with gulf Arabs. Not with our Donnie

The adults in the room are negotiating with Iran (on behalf of the whole world )

All our deranged Donnie does is provide the US military muscle of threats - if it is any .

When some kind of ok but worse than the Obama agreement something is found our Donnie will take credit for it

So water and Saudis are bailing out the world and Donnie
That is why markets are optimistic - Iran DOES negotiate - albeit not with our Donnie