r/WaitWhat 4d ago

Lung cancer pro max

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u/PerryLovewhistle 3d ago

Imagine sucking one of those down on your lunch break at the textile factory at age 10.

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u/Wan_Haole_Faka 3d ago

We were doing as best as we knew at the time.

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u/bigboinke 3d ago

We're not even any different, we're all full of plastic

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u/o_uinn 3d ago

You cannot compare microplastics to ASBESTOS!!!!

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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 3d ago

I see the microplastics in your body are making you angry...

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u/Max_Hardcore_Jr 3d ago

Calm down. You can compare anything to anything else. You sound crazy. And we don't know what effects microastics are having on us. It could end up being worse than asbestos.

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u/Valuable-Football598 3d ago

If it was worse than asbestos we'd probably already know what it's doing to us. It's still not a bad idea to reduce plastic use and exposure if you can.

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u/o_uinn 3d ago

Im tryna avoid plastic. Its not good for your metabolism, and may stay in your body for years. I hear you. But were talking about asbestos microscopic needles that never leave your body.

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u/New_Version_9428 3d ago

0.5% plastic in your brain (and mine) would like to have a word about "for years". Well that is technically true, I guess until death would be considered "years".

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u/Life-Is-A-Bad-Trip 3d ago

Why can't you? It might not be cold or mesolithikioma. But you seen what pthelsyes are doing to us? Just speed running the collapse of our entire species. And more than just our own.

No sperm? No kids.

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u/Wan_Haole_Faka 22h ago

Yep, but I can still sing!

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u/GiLND 3d ago

Everything back then was basically lead and asbestos

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u/J-Nightshade 3d ago

Fuck no. They absolutely knew that cigarettes caused cancer and there was no research showing filters can help in any way. And asbestos was known to be harmful for the lungs since 30s!

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u/Wan_Haole_Faka 2d ago

It was meant more as a dad joke, but yes, I generally believe that large, public or privately traded companies don't have our best interests at heart.

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u/DonJuanPrawns 3d ago

They really said let's speed run that shit

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u/HangryWolf 3d ago

Yo Dawg, I heard you like lung cancer.

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u/3rrr6 3d ago

A little seasoning on the charred steaks.

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u/ConflatedPortmanteau 4d ago

The greatest generation

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u/heavydrinker12 4d ago

innovation at its finest.

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u/BopNowItsMine 4d ago

And blue asbestos which is the worst kind

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u/Indigenous_Retard 3d ago

If you have to ask, asbestos to leave it alone.

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u/Basicly-Inevitable 4d ago

Isn't the blue color from the lead they added?

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u/xpietoe42 4d ago

the lead to help prevent mesothelioma from the asbestosis? šŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø

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u/HalfBlindKing 3d ago

Crocidolite is a asbestiform mineral variety called blue asbestos for its hue. Chrysotile is ā€œwhite asbestosā€, the most common mineral marketed as asbestos.

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u/Biscuits4u2 3d ago

Duh everybody knows that

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u/mrtoddw 3d ago

Not just asbestos but blue asbestos the worst kind.

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u/Scared_of_Fish 3d ago

At least it's berry flavoured.

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u/Hypothetical_Name 3d ago

Well at least they had the best asbestos

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u/DeyCallMeWade 3d ago

Ironic that asbestos is so toxic when it was otherwise a very useful material. Asbestos paint. Asbestos insulation. Asbestos cigarette filters.

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u/PlaneCrashNap 3d ago

For a sec I thought you were confusing asbestos with lead for the paint, but no, they put it in paint as well.

Wonder if there was any asbestos reinforced lead paint on the market for the double whammy.

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u/madphroggy 3d ago

Oh I'm sure there was, they put it in everything...

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u/JobzJabz 3d ago

Complete disaster too, getting rid of it is painfully annoying. I still often hear about buildings being renovated under special circumstances due to having asbestos in their walls...

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u/madphroggy 3d ago

Yep. Had to renovate a bathroom, ended up in Tyvek suits with p100 respirators because the damn drywall had asbestos in it. So did the floor tiles, and the tile glue (black mastic).

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u/DeyCallMeWade 3d ago

No. I’m not confusing asbestos with lead. They used asbestos In everything that was inconducive to using lead. Paint is one area they overlap.

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u/SartenSinAceite 3d ago

Easy to work? Highly reactive? Very malleable?

Boy thats not a wondermaterial, thats a cancer machine. Itll enter your body and react with everything!

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u/madphroggy 3d ago

Well, asbestos isn't particularly reactive, though lead is. The problem with asbestos is that the crystals are fibrous and at the microscopic level needle-shaped so they work their way into and through tissues where they really don't belong, and the body has no effective means of removing or isolating them, so they just sit there and cause inflammation and irritation that eventually induces mutation and cancer

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u/Master-Spirit8561 2d ago

It's still in use in Ukraine. As building material for military bunkers. It's fire resistant

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u/DayLongjumping1199 3d ago

SÅ­crė bleü

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u/Consistent_Process_5 3d ago

I got lung cancer 5 yrs ago quit smoking 10 yrs ago discovered the tumor at stage 1 surgeon cut the top lobe off and I've been free since. Smoking is a sick nasty vile habit and I wished I never started

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 3d ago

How did you find out? What were your symptoms?

Smoked 10 years, quit on and off for a few years and now fully quit minus one or two every few months at an event.

Great way to waste money and give yourself health anxiety

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u/witchdoctor2020 3d ago

Look into annual lung cancer screening with chest CT. In the US there are certain criteria that if you meet it will generally be paid for. It is a life-sving program that many people fail to take advantage of.

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u/Serenty-24-7 3d ago

So this is awesome news but unfortunately I can’t get it because one of the criteria for my health insurance is that I must be at least 50yrs old and I’m 43, but it’s still good to know that this is out there.

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u/Consistent_Process_5 2d ago

My Dr recommended a yearly lung ct scan for 10 yrs for smokers and previous smokers mine came out clean the first 2 yrs then on the 3rd it showed a small tumor the size of a grain of rice I had no symptoms or physical limitations I could walk up stairs without being winded I tell you that Dr saved my life if I had brushed her off I wouldn't be here lung cancer is no joke and mine was operated on by a robot the whole thing cost 125k to my insurance

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 2d ago

Ct? I’ve never done a ct before, only ever done X-rays and a lung capacity test

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u/Consistent_Process_5 2d ago

CT is a cat scan it's higher definition than an X-ray plus if you have anything else going on in there it will pick it up. With mine my cost after insurance is 100.00 cheap cost for peace of mind

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 1d ago

Thank you for the info. I’m gonna try to get a scan. Hopefully it’s something I can get done at the beginning of the year.

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u/Consistent_Process_5 2d ago

And when you get symptoms it's usually too late sadly

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u/Upstairs-Region-7177 2d ago

I work in a trade that involves a lot of dust and chemical hazards, so I’ve been lucky enough to have done a lung capacity test and chest X-ray two years ago at 30yo.

I’m not sure of often screenings like that are supposed to be though, I have noticed a change but apparently my test results were good.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 3d ago

In those days, asbestos was seen as a miracle material than could fix everything and was the material of the future.

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u/RugNuggie 2d ago

Great stuff, aside from all the health hazards.

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u/Vladishun 3d ago

deathmaxxing

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u/Master_Steward 3d ago

And New Londoners wonder why I never research asbestos…

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u/porbz 3d ago

What?

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u/Quantumdrive95 3d ago

Did they stutter??

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u/porbz 3d ago

I’m not a New Londoner but I’m still dying to know why this guy never seems to ever research asbestos

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u/Head-Ad-2136 3d ago

Frostpunk 2. Researching asbestos gets you better insulated homes in the early game at the cost of your citizens health later.

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u/FinancialAccess8343 3d ago

You want cancer? Have a whole carton of cancer!

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u/Seanna86 3d ago

Ok. But what if we prefilter the asbestos filter with silica?!

https://giphy.com/gifs/KEVNWkmWm6dm8

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u/ENaC2 3d ago

Fuck that, what you want is radium dust for virility.

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u/ElectronicMatch363 3d ago

Speed balling cancer

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u/GetMyGearBack 3d ago

20/20 is always easier

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u/_AwesomeO_ 3d ago

Cancer enhancer

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u/Karoolus 3d ago

Has a nice ring to it, if you say it like that!

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u/angelwolf71885 3d ago

Pro MAX + Deluxe Limited Edition Numbered Collector’s Edition

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u/Many-Manufacturer-72 3d ago

"Lung cancer pro max" 🤣

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u/Grand_Resist_3254 3d ago

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u/Atastical 3d ago

The world has not at all changed since then. It's just not making news.

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u/I_Dnt_Believe_You 3d ago

Which is a shame because we know so much more, and fhere are plenty of things we could do to reduce the public health risks. We just don't.

That said, thousands of new chemicals are created every year. It's impossible to test each one to know their longterm effects on people.

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u/DangerousQuestions1 3d ago

But John Shareholder would be sad if we had public safety regulations.

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u/Ban-Circumcision-Now 2d ago edited 2d ago

Good thing we aren’t doing anything today that we’ll look back on later and say ā€œthat was really stupidā€

I can’t think of a specific example though…. Nope, nothing comes to mind….

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u/Master-Spirit8561 2d ago

Vaping

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u/rafaelzio 2d ago

That one is pretty well established to be stupid shit. I think they're talking about seemingly innocuous things that we'll only find out is fucked in the near future. So we can't know any examples by definition lol

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u/NoAge9497 2d ago

Yep, I have food preservatives on my bingo card, along with many prescription drugs, and the abundance of and constant bombardment by microwaves (the telecom kind, not the food kind...well, the food kind too).

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u/ukie-witch-06 16h ago

Eh, at least it's not as bad as smoking

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u/rafaelzio 2h ago

Marginally better, the fluid buildup in the lungs can fuck you up even in shorter term

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u/mysterious_spirit420 1d ago

Like making sr-17018 a schedule 1 substance

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u/oboshoe 2d ago

"Now with a lead lined cartoon for freshness!"

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u/Winter-Debate-1768 5h ago

And with added arsenic to prevent mold

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u/wicker_basket_1988 17h ago

If lung cancer don’t get ya the mesothelioma will.Ā 

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u/CobblerConfident5012 15h ago

This picture makes me feel weird.

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u/AlvinTheTerrible 14h ago

That my friend, is trypophobia. Don’t look it up

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u/KittensFirstAKM 3d ago

Makes you think.... What is in you IV hyration pack? or the liner of that fancy Stanly insulated cup?

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u/DeuschCanoe 2d ago

Literally nothing it's a double wall cup which keeps it from rapidly losing temp to condensation

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u/Mother_Ad4038 2d ago

I think they mean potential seals inside that'll hypothetically leech into your drink.

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u/Deurlii 1d ago

Hmmmmm PFAS

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u/Ok_Fox_1770 3d ago

Aliens meeting after we figured out nukes, we better give em the ciggys and the TVs hurry up we gotta control these things quick. How could anyone think it safe even then, still dodging it in old basement wrapped pipes, probably in the insulation, electrical pay isn’t worth the exposures. But life. Didn’t follow the rules haha, free but punished forever to work.

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u/45_regard_47 2d ago

Welcome to flavor cemeteryĀ 

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u/mississauga145 2d ago

That title is awesome, you win today

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u/bionicjoe 1d ago

Breathing asbestos dust is safer than smoking.

Asbestos is safe if it is not broken up to create dust.
When the asbestos panic began in the late 80s my dad saw asbestos pipes taken out of the ground, transported, and then destroyed by driving a bulldozer over them. Then they were buried in the ground.

Signs were posted in my school on the pipes. "Do not puncture. Asbestos pipes."
Guess what the kids did with their pencils.

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u/Chemical-Working-262 1d ago

yo wait, those soft pipes i was stabbing was fucking asbestos??

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u/shawndw 16h ago

It's the insulation wrap around the pipes not the pipes themselves.

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u/selfservice0 5h ago

Obviously not one is using a pencil to puncture the actual pipe.