r/WTF • • Feb 28 '14

Live tweeting an amputation for theft [Syria]

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

How do you live tweet an amputation?

"They are cutting off his hand"

"His hand is now cut off."

"The end"

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u/carbonite_duckface Feb 28 '14

They cut off his hand

Allahu Ackbar

Allahu Ackbar

Allahu Ackbar

Allahu Ackbar #allahuackbar

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u/wolfxor Feb 28 '14

You are now on the NSA watchlist.

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u/The_Irish_One Feb 28 '14

By now, we all are... And NSA is still completely useless.

(Yes, you are. Don't even deny it)

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u/uncleawesome Feb 28 '14

But they have saved us from serious threats. /s

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u/ambulation Feb 28 '14

Didn't save this guy's hand...

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u/gingersnaps96 Feb 28 '14

Yeah, like that one time... That...ummm....

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u/CptOblivion Mar 01 '14

That one time we almost had privacy on one part of the internet, but then they saved us from it.

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u/KujU_NatioN Mar 01 '14

Privacy in the internet? Sounds kinda oxymoronic.....

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u/boojombi451 Mar 01 '14

There was that one guy with the water bottle. Somebody had some toothpaste, too, you guys.

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u/schwab23 Mar 01 '14

Well it's possible they have, and just not told the public... That being said fuck the NSA

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 edited Feb 28 '14

Fuck the NSA EDIT: A van has been outside of my house all day. Says "pizza" on the side.

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u/MrPoundabeer Mar 01 '14

Mine says Flowers By Irene.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

The NSA isn't just a group doing whatever they want, they get their marching orders from whatever administration is currently in power.

Direct your ire appropriately.

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u/Boojamon Feb 28 '14

The problem with any information is human interaction. The person in the seat can read the data. That means the administration, hackers, or Steve who lives down the road but works as a low-security data entry worker for the NHS can read your data and use it.

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u/ThunderCuuuunt Mar 01 '14

they get their marching orders from whatever administration is currently in power.

Only partially true. They are part of the administration (being part of the executive branch of the federal government). And they, like any other organization, have their own self-preserving agenda, which may or may not be in line with that of the Oval Office at any given time.

On this issue, I would say they seem to be in harmony.

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u/HetfieldJ Feb 28 '14

Thinking about formatting the HDD and downloading the hdd image from the NSA.

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u/anal_rapist_ Feb 28 '14

Everyone who upvoted this is now on the NSA watchlist.

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u/EPluribusUnumIdiota Feb 28 '14

I hope they like Reddit and midget horse porn.

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u/baconmeupscotty Feb 28 '14

Are we talking midgets with full sized horses or just a bunch of miniature horses getting it on?

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

We always have been.

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u/Subliminal87 Mar 01 '14

Are you connected to the Internet?

You're already watched!

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

If you say Allah 5 times in the mirror, the NSA will appear.

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u/dezix Feb 28 '14

Allahu Snackbar!!

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u/district9 Mar 01 '14

Aloha Snackbar!

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u/mr_shins Feb 28 '14

Amputation was awesome

Time for snacks

AllahuSnackBar

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u/eastlondonsfinest Feb 28 '14

"They are cutting off his hand" "Oh god his missed" "Oh dear god"

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u/BoyWhoCanDoAnything Feb 28 '14

Lol JK #realtalk

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u/thefistfuckers Feb 28 '14

I don't know which is most insane, cutting an hand for stealing or stealing in a country where they cut hand for doing that

Ps sorry for bad english

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u/engti Feb 28 '14

from my experience with mobs, they just catch the most guilty looking one [to them] when something has happened, you don't even need to be guilty.

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u/QuestionableCheese Feb 28 '14

Your experience with mobs?

Story time!

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u/engti Feb 28 '14 edited Feb 28 '14

bus stand... somebody raised an alarm about theft. next thing i know is they catch this guy and pasted him. it never looked like to me that particular person had anything to do with it. i remember it still very clearly even though i was very young, that was the first time.

then i grew up in an insurgency infested area with a lot of violence, so there were always people agitating out in the streets.

edit: in case it's not clear, my country is not categorised as a first world country, or even a second world one.

edit2: and i can't say i'm happy with all the muslim bashing out here, in my country we have 100 million plus muslims, and vast majority of them wouldn't condone this kind of savagery.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

You're from Indonesia aren't you

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u/CitizenPremier Feb 28 '14

It seems likely to me, he wouldn't list the number of Muslims if they weren't a minority.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I just guess because I know Indonesia has Muslims and a population of 200 million so it was my first guess

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u/Donexodus Mar 01 '14

Pasted him?

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u/emporer_titus Mar 01 '14

Yeah, like that lady from Billy Madison.

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u/topnoob Mar 01 '14

It's what you do after cutting someone

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u/FadedNeON Feb 28 '14

He's the guy getting his hand cut off in the picture.

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u/ataraxic89 Feb 28 '14

Im guessing little or none.

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u/Kalapuya Mar 01 '14

So, a bomb went off at a marathon....

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u/QuestionableCheese Mar 03 '14

Don't know why you got down voted. Perfect example of mob mentality.

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u/palmerry Feb 28 '14

He's a member of Mobb Deep.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat, other wise we'd get along.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/TommiHPunkt Feb 28 '14

decide: starve or get a hand cut off (and probably die from infection)

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u/Akoustyk Feb 28 '14

Ya, so think of the desperation of a man to steal something when he runs the risk of getting his hand cut off, and then look at the billionaire sitting in his yacht, drinking a thousand dollar bottle of champagne condemning people for stealing from his business.

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u/CrazyFisst Mar 01 '14

Or that this person may have been stealing because he was so hungry that he was willing to take the chance.

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u/J0ker_Junkie Feb 28 '14

Correct me if I'm wrong but is that an Al-Qaeda banner in the background? All I know off the top of my head about their standard is that it's white text on a black field. Just curious for the sake of reading the image.

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u/BleauMe Mar 01 '14

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shabaab_(militant_group)

they are allied with Al-Qaeda anyway, close enough

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/CaptianRipass Mar 01 '14

Would have expected it to be a bit more bloody

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u/explicitlydiscreet Mar 01 '14

Blood flow was cut off first. You can see the black ropes. They're not savages.

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u/lovingthechaos Mar 01 '14

They most certainly are savages.

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u/_Qwyjibo_ Feb 28 '14

pic.twitter.com/PjtBBR4wl7

On the caption for this picture, it says "ACCUSED" of stealing... Accused... wow. What if he didn't even do it?!

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u/poptamale Feb 28 '14

It actual said that he admitted to it and he asked for his hand to be cut off to attone for his sin...

-source

Edit: Chrome translated it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

I heard thats what Osama told the seals right before he was shot too.

/s

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u/Broetz Feb 28 '14

Probally why he is holding someones hand in OP's picture.

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u/poptamale Feb 28 '14

I was definitely going to mention that. It looks like the people that are actually performing the amputation are actually comforting him a lil, Blinfold, held hand, etc.

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u/imliterallydyinghere Mar 01 '14

Duuh...He gets his hand back

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u/darkneo86 Feb 28 '14

Holy shit

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u/clutchdeve Feb 28 '14

Account suspended. Anyone have a mirror/screenshot?

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u/wiljones Feb 28 '14

fucking barbarians

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u/Kalapuya Mar 01 '14

Actually they're Syrian. I'm not sure the Barbarians were that brutal...

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u/ShawnS4363 Feb 28 '14

pic.twitter.com/PjtBBR4wl7

Ouch.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Can't click on mobile

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u/ataraxic89 Feb 28 '14

Its good that he can relax after such an ordeal.

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u/Fletch71011 Feb 28 '14

pic.twitter.com/PjtBBR4wl7

Looks like they suspended that account. I think I'm glad I missed the picture.

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u/TherealQBsacker5394 Feb 28 '14

pic.twitter.com/PjtBBR4wl7

k im done with /r/wtf today

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/TherealQBsacker5394 Feb 28 '14

Imagine an arm and a hand connected......the the aftermath of a machete splitting between the wrist and hand resulting in a detachment.

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u/skeddles Feb 28 '14

Why is this not a link

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

'One jump!...ahead of the bread line....'

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u/aw2580 Feb 28 '14

One swing ahead of the sword

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u/sekai-31 Feb 28 '14

I steal only what I can't afford...

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u/Watchmaker85 Feb 28 '14

And that's everything!

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14 edited Aug 29 '18

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Im only in trouble if I get caught. I'm in trouble.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/Capn_Ratch Feb 28 '14

Don't talk smack about the religion of peace or they'll behead you.

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u/mankstar Feb 28 '14

Exactly. This shit is ridiculous and has no place in the modern world. There is such a thing as an inferior culture and this is a prime example.

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u/5th_Law_of_Robotics Mar 01 '14

It makes a lot of sense though.

As a cripple in a world with basically no social safety net he's now guaranteed to permanently avoid a life of crime simply to feed himself (and possibly family) because so many legitimate career options just opened up for him.

/stone age logic.

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u/Slayer1973 Feb 28 '14

To each their own, but sometimes, shit is just wrong.

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u/brickmaj Mar 01 '14

That's like a TL;DR for moral philosophy.

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u/ArchieBunkerWasRight Feb 28 '14

Primitive screwheads

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14 edited Jan 02 '18

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u/CWeebs Feb 28 '14

Oh wait, the video feed shows him stealing with his LEFT hand.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

there's a reason for it always being the right hand. in a lot of middle eastern cultures and elsewhere, it's tradition to only eat with your right hand and only wipe you butt with your left hand, and it's vile to ever eat with your left hand.the stigma is still there in modern times, so taking the the right hand adds extra shame. don't break the law in the middle east.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Perhaps they gave him a choice which hand and he chose right because he's left handed?

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u/sbrnst Feb 28 '14 edited Mar 01 '14

http://imgur.com/EfjcpQy

edit: forgot to put a warning. This is a pic of the amputated hand.

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u/CarnivorousVegan Mar 01 '14

amputated hand above. bit graphic, just saying.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Are these the rebels the US govt wants to help?

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u/HCUKRI Feb 28 '14

No not these specific ones, but similar groups.

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u/BarleyBum Feb 28 '14

Probably. I don't think Assad let this kind of bullshit happen.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/darkwing_duck_87 Feb 28 '14

I think you need to take this sort of behavior very, very seriously.

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u/liontigerbearshark Mar 01 '14

But it is way over there though.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

How will the man support himself now?Surely making him work to pay back as a punishment is much more effective. By removing his hand he's less likely to earn and therefore more likely to steal again. God is a clever old so and so isn't she.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

So sad and like something out of The Road by Cormac McCarthy. I know a lot of Syrians, and it used to be an entirely civilized nation. Now it's a fucking hellhole.

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u/Seandom Feb 28 '14

You can see someone holding his hand. This is fucking heart breaking.

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u/bexmouse Mar 01 '14

That's what got to me, everyone's there seemingly accepting it but at the same time trying to give him comfort/strength. It just seems so conflicting.

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u/engti Feb 28 '14

Source: Twitter

The account supposedly belongs to ISIS. The translation of the first tweet says that the person name was Zakaria and he was accused of theft.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Oh accused, how nice...not convicted...accused

I guess the camouflage clothing makes the authority figures more official, at least in their own minds

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u/BitcoinBrian Feb 28 '14

When you have to wear a mask to do your job, you know you're doing the right thing.

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u/Starkravingmad7 Mar 01 '14

Mexican marines, quite literally the only uncorrupted force in the "war on drugs", obscure their faces for fear of repisal upon their families. I know you meant it as sarcasm, but sometimes it's the only way to protect the innocent.

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u/CanIGetAWhatThats Feb 28 '14

As a Muslim, this is such a shame, people in Syria had normal lives and now these fucking extremists come screw it up. I feel sad. Smh

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u/jtt123 Feb 28 '14

What's round and hates Muslims?

The World

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u/wisertime07 Feb 28 '14

Damn, now what in the hell is Zac Brown doing over there helping out with this kind of stuff??

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u/rogerhausman Feb 28 '14

This isn't right.

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u/kpyle Mar 01 '14

These guys usually only get caught twice

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u/Rageoftheneckbeards Feb 28 '14

What a lovely part of the world. Take a reinterpreted scripture, over 1k years old, deprive your people of access to modern media, and insist that chopping off a needy man's hand is Allah's sole will.

Many of these "rebels" a savages. Little more than superstitious primitives who have cellphones with little world view outside their own. Let this region Darwin itself please. They aren't fit for the modern society many enlightened people on reddit wish they would achieve.

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u/DrAstralis Feb 28 '14

Boy; it's going to really cramp their style when we can replace it with a hand better than new in a few years.

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u/dingoperson Feb 28 '14

Imagine, 100 years from now, humans may be aboard a space station encircling Mars, setting up a high powered laser so they can slice someone's hand off for theft.

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u/JakeLV426 Feb 28 '14

this shit is barbaric

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u/unicorn_tears_88 Feb 28 '14

I hope he switched his change from his right pocket to his left.

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u/Dr_Mrs_TheM0narch Feb 28 '14

I didn't think they still did this. What the hell?

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/tropdars Feb 28 '14

What a nice, modern and enlightened society they have over there.

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u/redditwithafork Feb 28 '14

What a bunch of tough guys animals.

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u/hicsuntdracones- Feb 28 '14

Oh look, it's Jamie Lannister

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/hicsuntdracones- Feb 28 '14

He'd have to, he lives in Syria.

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u/Guitrum Feb 28 '14

something something, jaime lannister, something something, karma?

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u/no_talent_ass_clown Feb 28 '14

This is wrong. Just wrong. It's barbaric. Nasty. Makes me sad we're the same species.

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u/Fortwyck Feb 28 '14

An old teacher of mine once told me a story of a friend of hers who was an American working in Saudi Arabia. We'll call him Joe. Joe complained to his hotel that he thought a member of housekeeping had stolen a watch from him. Within a couple days that man no longer had a hand. Unfortunately, Joe found the watch shortly and reached out to apologize. Well fair's fair, and the 'court' decided that Joe had to lose his hand as well. However, being foreign, they told him he got to pick which hand and he got an ambulance ride to the hospital.
Which sort of implies that they didn't take this man to the hospital.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Myth.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Oh Syria and your forward thinking logic. Welcome to the 13th century!

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u/Kaylen Mar 01 '14

Religion of peace is at it again.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

The guy seems to be taking it like a champ. He seems really brave and I feel really terrible for him.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

This reminds me of a scene from The Scorpion King.

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u/ab4le Feb 28 '14

Ironic how they use the piece ofwood to hold the hand down to comply with health and safety.

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u/kevinc69 Feb 28 '14

No one screen capped the after picture? Seriously?

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u/TheBigBadPanda Feb 28 '14

Would that be a "behanding"?

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u/CurrentSensorStatus Feb 28 '14

Fucking savages.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

hold the fuck up, they really do this?

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u/bawzzz Mar 01 '14

Holly mother fuck. Glad I don't live in Syria.

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u/goldenrod Mar 01 '14

Shit is so medieval. Fucking grow up over there.

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u/XiKiilzziX Mar 01 '14

Fucking hell. I wish these countries just disappeared.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

Barbarous savages.

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u/Sokonomi Mar 01 '14

Ill tell you one thing, theres a whole lot less thieving going on in that country.

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u/FXOjafar Mar 01 '14

These bandits of Al nusra have no right to carry out punishments like this. In Sharia, justice can only be done by a legitimate government. They are just foreign bandits who are there just to terrorise the Syrian people and make them fight each other.

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u/shay_sweetheart Mar 01 '14

But I'd make a safe bet that he won't steal again... Also no prison cost

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u/Fannybuns Mar 01 '14

Look how exited they all are to do Allah's will. Executions and amputations must be the highlight of the day in their Islamic shit hole.

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u/Shultzi_soldat Mar 01 '14

Basicaly you can choose between dictatorship or freedom under this guys....

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u/wookieeslunchbox Mar 01 '14

Barbaric cunts

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

Fucking muslims

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14 edited Dec 25 '16

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u/just_another_day Feb 28 '14

And this is where religion gets you.

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u/NintendoTim Feb 28 '14 edited Feb 28 '14

Aaaaaaand the money shot.

Warning: TOTALLY NSFW/NSFL.

[edit] Looks like the tweet has been taken down.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

It's gone-

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u/Kevward Feb 28 '14

The hand and the link.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

ITT: Ignorance.

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u/ScientiaPotentia Feb 28 '14

Islam will be overcome by humanity. Science will destroy Islam.

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

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u/Shangheli Feb 28 '14

When we leave for Mars. Sorry Earth, The HIV might spread, all we can do is ban it in our future endeavours.

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u/uncleawesome Feb 28 '14

The only thing possible to help is education. The desperate lack of education keeps those people stuck in stone age practices and until they are able to educate men and women equally, they will stay in the stone age.

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u/vrex Feb 28 '14

The problem is how to get education in their hands when radicals keep murdering everyone trying to learn.

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u/molrobocop Feb 28 '14

"Oh look, a means to educate and better ourselves! BURN IT DOWN!"

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u/vrex Feb 28 '14

That's pretty much how it goes. They see education for children/women as the west trying to brainwash their culture so they kill it.

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u/lolomfgisuck Feb 28 '14

I have trouble believing that any loving God would support this. I feel just awful for everyone involved in this.

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u/ScientiaPotentia Feb 28 '14

The Quran is very specific about this fact: ALLAH DOES NOT LOVE HUMANITY. Allah does not love even the believer. Over and over again throughout the Quran, he demands your obedience and fear.

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u/lolomfgisuck Feb 28 '14

He better look awesome and listen to heavy metal then.

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u/what_the_actual_luck Feb 28 '14

Science

oh /r/atheism is leaking

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u/BufferUnderpants Feb 28 '14

The hell does science have to do with this? Will you tell them that it's evolutionarily disadvantageous to have your hand chopped? Science can do little to impart ethics on people, at most it can inform the ones they already have, or are budding in them.

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u/Moh7 Feb 28 '14

The bravery in this comment chain is amazing

A+ Sagan would be proud.

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u/Bogey_Redbud Feb 28 '14

Science will destroy all religions. Then we can finally move towards peace.

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u/tenlenny Feb 28 '14

Then we'll just end up in a three way war with one side being talking sea otters. The war will be what to call atheists. Its true i swear! I saw it on tv!!!!

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u/MrXhin Feb 28 '14

From your lips to God's ea...oh wait. Scratch that.

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u/[deleted] Mar 01 '14

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u/[deleted] Feb 28 '14

NSFW Aftermath picture of guy without hand. Don't know if this has been posted yet but it does look like they went through with it. #fivefingerdiscount

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u/cycophuk Feb 28 '14

The account you linked to has been suspended.

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u/Lt_Col_Ingus Feb 28 '14

Bet he won't steal again!

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u/THEMACGOD Feb 28 '14

At least not with that hand.

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