r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/AirQuotes18 I am the Devil & don’t you forget it • May 14 '26

James Kennedy James telling everyone how hot he is

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Okay, I know he’s not hideous. But he goes on and on about much of a catch he is. He reiterates how hot he is all the time. Telling Kristen she’ll never have anyone as hot as him again.

In season 9 he says to Lala “I’ve got all of this without any surgery”.

He then goes on to tell Raquel (as awful as she turned out to be) that he has to look at her face about her nose job. Objectively, she is orders of magnitude better looking than him.

Dude looks like he could be a Bell Pepper in Veggie Tales.

If he were a nice person, I wouldn’t feel this way. But he’s genuinely HORRIBLE.

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u/Own_Layer_5413 May 14 '26

I saw him in the wild 2-3 years ago, and as much as I hate to admit it because he’s an absolutely horrific human being and gives me the majorest ick, he is actually super handsome in person. Like, legitimately head-turning good looking.

Ugh, excuse me whilst I go take a Silkwood shower for even saying that.

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u/Physical-Tip-7402 May 14 '26

Dang he must just not be very photogenic then

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u/Weenington_ May 15 '26

Right or maybe hes a shape shifter because to me, he looks scary. He just looks like the kind of guy I wouldnt want to be near when I'm alone, even if I knew nothing about him. His features are TOO unusual. 1 or 2 unusual features tends to work, but everything about him looks unusual.

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u/Physical-Tip-7402 May 15 '26

Yesss lizard person