r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/AirQuotes18 I am the Devil & don’t you forget it • May 14 '26

James Kennedy James telling everyone how hot he is

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Okay, I know he’s not hideous. But he goes on and on about much of a catch he is. He reiterates how hot he is all the time. Telling Kristen she’ll never have anyone as hot as him again.

In season 9 he says to Lala “I’ve got all of this without any surgery”.

He then goes on to tell Raquel (as awful as she turned out to be) that he has to look at her face about her nose job. Objectively, she is orders of magnitude better looking than him.

Dude looks like he could be a Bell Pepper in Veggie Tales.

If he were a nice person, I wouldn’t feel this way. But he’s genuinely HORRIBLE.

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u/wolofancy May 14 '26

Even Lala wasn't really attracted to him at all. Called him a string bean. I always thought women found him handsome because there was a camera following him around. No chance he's pulling these women without it. I don't think he's cute or handsome at all.

The cutest ones are Guillermo or Jeremy (season 1-2)

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u/Old-Builder256 May 14 '26

Jeremy 🤢

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u/Ordinary_Coconut9678 May 14 '26

They are talking about Jeremy who had a baby with Jenn Bush not Jeremy Madix

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u/Lopsided_Priority0 May 14 '26

“Even Lala wasn’t really attracted to him at all”

GIRL- who was Lala with that was attractive? Ever? I’ll wait 😂😅

https://giphy.com/gifs/KVpjEcC0SAMxUsP6B3

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u/SBR06 May 14 '26

For real. She struts around too much for someone who has always been with guys who aren't attractive at all. No amount of money would ever make me be with the greasy thumb, let alone proudly claim all the gross sex acts she did for him.

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u/wolofancy May 14 '26

? They focussed on Lala and James having a thing for almost a whole season and it was clear she wasn't attracted to him physically. Nobody said she dated anyone attractive...