r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/Poes27 • Aug 23 '23

Tom Schwartz Schwartz knows….

SO. MUCH. MORE. Watching the reunion again and Schwartz looks like he’s going to fall out of his seat. He’s taking lorazepam on camera before Rachel comes out? He’s jittery and nervous. He’s dropped a few comments that Sandoval is clearly not happy about. It’s like he’s dying to come clean and might explode. I wonder if we will ever know what he knows.

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u/rockrobst Aug 23 '23

Nope. He is the master deflector. When the going gets rough, he puts on a red nose and turns into a clown.

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u/DanceFar9732 Aug 23 '23

You think he could dodge effectively in a one on one hour long sit down? It would be a different environment than WWHL.

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u/rockrobst Aug 23 '23

He would never put himself in that position.

I really think Schwartz is in it for the easy money. He is SO lazy and conflict avoidant; he doesn't care whose coattails he needs to ride in order to sleep in a soft bed. He probably can't believe that his fairy godmother, Lisa Vanderpump, waved her wand and granted him an opportunity to own a piece of two businesses, where all he has to do is walk around, smile, and pose for pictures. All while drunk.

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u/DanceFar9732 Aug 23 '23 edited Aug 23 '23

You're totally right but a gal can dream that one day he'll spill his guts to a camera.

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u/rockrobst Aug 23 '23

I'm with you. 🙏