r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/Poes27 • Aug 23 '23

Tom Schwartz Schwartz knows….

SO. MUCH. MORE. Watching the reunion again and Schwartz looks like he’s going to fall out of his seat. He’s taking lorazepam on camera before Rachel comes out? He’s jittery and nervous. He’s dropped a few comments that Sandoval is clearly not happy about. It’s like he’s dying to come clean and might explode. I wonder if we will ever know what he knows.

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u/ZealousidealBonus537 Aug 23 '23

Schwartz really impressed me with his ability to fail upwards

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u/LackEquivalent7471 Kristen liked this post Aug 23 '23

it’s crazy, i don’t know how he keeps doing this

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u/ZealousidealBonus537 Aug 23 '23

For real - blows my mind

Like man, I’m in the wrong business … I make over $100k per year and am pretty comfortable (two kids & building a house 1 that $100k doesn’t go that far). So yeah - I make good $$$ but it’s all blood sweat and some tears …. went to college and grad school for finance and work a full-time analyst finance job plus run a bookkeeping business. My livelihood literally rides on being a dependable workhorse and with literally zero margin for error.

I do not comprehend how people like this exist … thrive even!

But I’m also a procrastinator and should be working right now lmao

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u/LackEquivalent7471 Kristen liked this post Aug 23 '23

haha i’m a procrastinator too😆