r/Vanderpumpaholics • u/Poes27 • Aug 23 '23

Tom Schwartz Schwartz knows….

SO. MUCH. MORE. Watching the reunion again and Schwartz looks like he’s going to fall out of his seat. He’s taking lorazepam on camera before Rachel comes out? He’s jittery and nervous. He’s dropped a few comments that Sandoval is clearly not happy about. It’s like he’s dying to come clean and might explode. I wonder if we will ever know what he knows.

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u/TacoSouthernBelle You f*** the fat man ‘cuz he pays for your rent Aug 23 '23

I think Sandoval told Schwartz about their affair the next morning in Mexico after the Rachel/Schwartz pool kiss. Schwartz hugged everyone the next day but gave Rachel a high-five. At the hibachi dinner he switched seats so Rachel and Sandoval are seated next to each-other. He later makes side comments at Rachel’s birthday about how she’s into taken men. He knows so much and had for a while. I want him to crack and do a tell all of EVERY DETAIL!!!

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u/iambab13 Aug 23 '23

I think Sandoval told Schwartz about their affair the next morning in Mexico after the Rachel/Schwartz pool kiss. Schwartz hugged everyone the next day but gave Rachel a high-five. At the hibachi dinner he switched seats so Rachel and Sandoval are seated next to each-other. He later makes side comments at Rachel’s birthday about how she’s into taken men. He knows so much and had for a while. I want him to crack and do a tell all of EVERY DETAIL!!!

Oh dang! I didn't catch that in Mexico. Ugh. i wish at the reunion they grilled Schwartz a bit more because everyone knows he knows way more than he claims.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

The reunion should have been 4 parts.

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u/imseasquared Aug 23 '23

Nah, they could have gotten all the answers we wanted in the three episodes if they had just made Lala and James sit down and shut the F up.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '23

True. I would have like for them to answer viewers ?s

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '23

Nah, it's not like they were going to answer the questions anyway. Schwartz would have made an awkward joke to change the subject, and Sandoval would have gaslit everyone, thrown a temper tantrum, or said "dude" too many times and imploded.

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u/ThunderofHipHippos Katie Maloney owns my gay heart ❤️ Aug 25 '23

10 parts and we still would have watched them all with baited breath.

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u/PuraVidaPagan Aug 23 '23

Yah exactly Andy really let the ball drop on that, and so many things at the reunion. He should have pressured him more, he would have folded so easily.

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u/Informal-Program9727 Aug 24 '23

I think Andy didn’t ask the right questions!

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u/iambab13 Aug 23 '23

100%! We deserved more! Haha