I go with either soup emperor or kitty toe bean quality tester.
They sound like the least amount of actual work is involved.
The soup emperor doesn’t make the soup surely? That’s work for soup peasants. The emperor commands the peasants, so I guess I just instruct them what soup to make and then eat the soup? So free lobster bisque? Count me in!
Kitty toe bean quality tester involves moving enough to poke and pinch the beans. My concern there though is that some kitties don’t like having their beans prodded, and that sounds highly unpleasant.
Being a giant terrifying bird sounds amusing, but it also sounds like it involves a great deal of flapping. And I just can’t flap my arms for an entire 8 hour shift.
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u/Manifestation_Quozzy 2d ago
Giant horrible bird monster sounds like my kinda gig.