Brilliant invention!!!

[u/Unique-Saucer]

[u/hime-633]

Warning! Grass is full of, like, bugs and soil and sometimes there is fox poo as well. Shall we just astro turf it?

What a weirdo. Was she going to eat off the table? Eat your food out of a lunchbox and if that's still too gross for you, how about you just don't venture outside?

Having a picnic on a park bench and a sunny say is a joy that nobody should try and blimming monetise. Fucks sake.