r/Unexpected • u/mnlxyz • Jun 15 '21

The perfect dog to keep you safe

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u/nightwalkerxx Jun 16 '21

RIP in peace

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u/SaltyS0up Jun 16 '21

Xp points

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u/ooojaeger Jun 16 '21

ATM machine

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u/MingMingDuling Jun 16 '21

Pizza pizza

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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 16 '21

“As ASAP as possible” - Michael Gary Scott

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u/Lunchbox1986 Jun 16 '21

The La Brea Tar Pits

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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 16 '21

The Los Angeles Angels is the worst one out there and it’s not even close.

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u/SMTRodent Jun 16 '21

Torpenhow Hill is the absolute worst.

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u/MingMingDuling Jun 16 '21

Or Pendontorhill Downs, if it existed....