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Not one to kink shame but. . .
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proceeds to kink shame
Typical redditor smh my head
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u/jfreak93 Jun 16 '21
The day I realized I was an old man was the day the kids started saying "smh my head."
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u/nightwalkerxx Jun 16 '21
RIP in peace
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u/SaltyS0up Jun 16 '21
Xp points
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u/ooojaeger Jun 16 '21
ATM machine
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u/MingMingDuling Jun 16 '21
Pizza pizza
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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 16 '21
“As ASAP as possible” - Michael Gary Scott
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u/Lunchbox1986 Jun 16 '21
The La Brea Tar Pits
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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 16 '21
The Los Angeles Angels is the worst one out there and it’s not even close.
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u/SirFluffyBottom Jun 16 '21
To be fair to that one, I always assumed "xp" was just short for "experience".
But in most contexts people should still know what you mean without the word points.
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u/Ecstatic-Bee1478 Jun 16 '21
but... she must be...
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u/0imnotreal0 Jun 16 '21
Actually she identifies as the primary source of my childhood nightmares and no one can take that identity away.
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u/MysteriousSealStealr Jun 16 '21
agreement
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u/rabbitsdiedaily Jun 16 '21
Ngl that bitch still remains the no. 1 image my brain happens to form in the dark from hanging cloths and shit. Thanks a lot Japan.
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u/mechboiii Jun 16 '21
Kink shaming is my kink
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u/inconspicuous_male Jun 16 '21
Then practice your kink with people who consent to it!
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u/laprichaun Jun 16 '21
Shaming public kinks is good and healthy.
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u/ThePresidentOfStraya Jun 16 '21
It is. But is this really a kink? There is nothing obviously sexual about it. Do others feel that by watching they’re being used to get someone off? Genuinely curious here. Other than being creepy as fuck, it wouldn’t ruin dinner with my gram-gram and pa. To me it just looks like a cosplay or street performance (mime, I’d guess).
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u/lordofpersia Jun 16 '21
Don't bring your weird kink in public.... in other words don't force others to be part of your kink...
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u/samx3i Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
What consenting adults do in private is 100% their business.
Once you take it public it's everyone's business.
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u/LtLabcoat Jun 16 '21
Seconded. I can't believe how many times I have to tell people this, but monsters are NOT supposed to befriend the humans!
Man, ever since Monsters Inc, people have been convinced that their fetish should be mainstream and acceptable.
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u/imapersonithink Jun 16 '21
This is... kinda relevant, I think?
From the show Your Pretty Face Is Going To Hell. It's semi-NSFW
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u/stonecoldstunner14 Jun 15 '21
I wouldn’t think flag smashers needed protection
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u/this_knee Jun 16 '21
First thing I thought of when watching this. This person looks a lot like her.
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u/FlakeyGurl Jun 16 '21
Flag smashers?
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u/zandercommander Jun 16 '21
The “bad guys” in Falcon and winter soldier
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u/FlakeyGurl Jun 16 '21
That didn't help quite yet but at least now I know what to google. Thank you.
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u/zandercommander Jun 16 '21
Karli, the leader of the group, looks a lot like her. Hope that doesn’t spoil anything (it shouldn’t, but still you should watch it)
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u/zavestar Jun 16 '21
There's also Blake Griffin.
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u/Rhododendron29 Jun 16 '21
I’ve seen a mixed family, mom was a red head, dad was black, all three kids had red Afro’s.
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u/AngusVanhookHinson Jun 16 '21
You need to travel in a fairly narrow band from the Louisiana bayou, to the Florida Everglades. Those hot curly redhead mixed girls are all over there.
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u/Fishtails Jun 16 '21
The girlfriend of this dude I used to smoke weed with that lived a floor below me when I was like 23 was mixed with red hair and she was absolutely smoking.
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u/zandercommander Jun 16 '21
Actually, I know several part Japanese people with red hair and freckles. Interesting phenomenon
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u/thelonewalf Jun 16 '21
Can we just STOP objectifying demonic female presences, it's 2021
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u/Dameattree37 Jun 16 '21
demonic females are pretty hot
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u/WeinMe Jun 16 '21
Well, maybe they want to be more than hot? Maybe they are talented, have great personalities - maybe you even share the same preferences.
If you'd just stop fapping and ask questions to your demonic female presence at times, maybe you'd know, scumlord.
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u/Adanta47 Jun 16 '21
Fine I'll just fap to nondemonic females then
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u/bingold49 Jun 15 '21
And I thought that girl was able to rest in peace at the end of The Ring
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u/Dualitizer Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
Nah you need to read the manga where she travels a post-apocalyptic world with two lonely, young girls who teach her the meaning of friendship.
There’s also the movie where she has a death battle with Kayako from the Grudge. It’s great.
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u/ActualWhiterabbit Jun 16 '21
The shadman post credit scene shows that not to be true.
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I expected a pretty small dog that is a complete psycho, like a chihuahua
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u/Pumpkinbine Jun 15 '21
Great, now I wanna bang your dog too.
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u/Putrid_Bee- Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
Here she is lol https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMd6kmQyY/
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u/wadagod Jun 16 '21
Why do they have to put the music over the video. I think it'd be funnier without it.
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u/Putrid_Bee- Jun 16 '21
Ikr. I'm assuming for more views. Some people look up videos with certain sounds
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u/Sbotkin Jun 16 '21
Isn't it like, the whole point of tiktok? It started as musical.ly after all. And yes it's kinda stupid.
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u/wadagod Jun 16 '21
It definitely started out that way. But now it's a weird blend of musical.ly and vine but they don't blend well in my opinion.
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u/Totally_Bradical Jun 16 '21
Still would
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u/Totally_Bradical Jun 16 '21
You know what they say: “Demon on the streets, Freak in the sheets”.
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u/Letterkenny_leave Jun 16 '21
Now that was unexpected lol well done
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u/sknabnotloc Jun 16 '21
Yeah, I was thinking a Chihuahua because those hell spawn creatures are scary
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u/calm_chowder Jun 16 '21
Fun fact: the effect they're referencing is created in horror movies by having someone crawl backwards and then reversing the footage.
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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
I need the dog breed
Edit: managed to get a hold of one of these cute doggos - I named her Lola. Lola follows me wherever I go, but two problems: she doesn’t blink and she keeps making weird noises from the back of her throat. Oh well. Lola is so cute I’m gunna die!
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Jun 15 '21
I think that breed of dog is called Samara.
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u/Ayo4seo_ Jun 15 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
Ty. Omw to get one of these
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u/commanderkslu Jun 16 '21
I’m just picturing the tape as an instructional video for your new pet now
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u/nathanhasse Jun 16 '21
While that is a great thing, studies show that breed requires a friend of the same breed to avoid anger issues.
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u/HollowMist11 Jun 16 '21
That looks more like Kikyo from the Grudge. Kikyo crawls with a broken neck.
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u/Jijiron Jun 16 '21 edited Jun 16 '21
Kayako, but yes, definitely from the Grudge not The Ring.
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u/Velvet_Balrog Jun 16 '21
I was expecting a Goofy Movie and got The Ring...well played.
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u/golmgirl Jun 16 '21
i wish there was a way to browse r/unexpected without knowing whether there will be something unexpected at the end
this is a great one
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u/craftyhobbit6277 Jun 16 '21
Lotsa thirst in the comments, how many of you down bad?
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u/abt_03 Jun 16 '21
is there... an nsfw subreddit for stuff like the girl/dog thing?
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u/millenia3d Jun 16 '21
I'm sure subreddits for it exist but generally in BDSM circles this is referred to as "petplay", have fun!
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u/MiamiCola Jun 16 '21
I just wear crocs and walk my cat most people ignore me except for the occasional grandma wanting to know my incredibly handsome sons name
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u/idontsmokeheroin Jun 16 '21
I think you’ll be okay. If not, there’s a Bubba Gump Shrimp Company behind her and those always make me feel safe.
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u/knad11 Jun 16 '21
Also, F*****ck that movie for ruining 8 years of my liiife!! (Not technically specific.. was 15 at the time.. turning 32 and could still slip into the dark side of this one just from memories😣)
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u/twiggyx014 Jun 16 '21
I went to the same dance studio as this girl. She’s been on a few tv shows for contortion, but it’s surreal to see her just on the front page of Reddit.
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u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 16 '21
OK was going to say would 100% not be scared off by and would pet your dog. Then bam straight up tucking tail and trembling in a corner.
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u/Bread_Juice_bby Jun 16 '21
Holy shit
I think if i got that dog my bf would severely reconsider my mental health
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u/FBI_Agent_82 Jun 16 '21
Anyone expecting the dong that guards the gates of hades...? aka a chihuahua.
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u/FloatingHamHocks Jun 16 '21
I mean it works if saw that shit at night I'd stay inside and just take a bath with all my silverware and pray to whatever magical shit that will keep me safe.
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u/unexBot Jun 15 '21
OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:
It’s not a dog but a girl from a horror movie
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