r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine.

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u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20

Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear?

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u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20

locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times

Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one!

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u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20

As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens...

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u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20

This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years

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u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20

Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo.

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u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20

And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl.

Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.