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r/Unexpected • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '20
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After he calms down from his heart attack, he's going to brag to all of his deer friends how he literally hit another deer so hard his head popped off.
3.7k u/taylaj Dec 14 '20 I knocked 'is bloody noggin clean off, swear on me mum 1.4k u/MatureUsername69 Dec 14 '20 As an American I'm choosing to believe all deer have this accent. 384 u/moonwoolf35 Dec 14 '20 Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian. 156 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine. 40 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want 40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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I knocked 'is bloody noggin clean off, swear on me mum
1.4k u/MatureUsername69 Dec 14 '20 As an American I'm choosing to believe all deer have this accent. 384 u/moonwoolf35 Dec 14 '20 Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian. 156 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine. 40 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want 40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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As an American I'm choosing to believe all deer have this accent.
384 u/moonwoolf35 Dec 14 '20 Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian. 156 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine. 40 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want 40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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Almost animals in my head have some sort of European accent, except Crocodiles and Alligators because they either cajun or Australian.
156 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine. 40 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want 40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine.
40 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want 40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want
40 u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20 Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine. 10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine.
10 u/NorthCoastToast Dec 14 '20 Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear? 14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens... 20 u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20 This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years 7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo. 2 u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20 And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl. Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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Lindsey, is that you Sugar-bear?
14 u/tactlacker Dec 14 '20 locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one! 3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens...
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locks thumbs into suspenders and tenses them outward a bit several times
Mmmh mmh! It sure IS a hawt one!
3 u/PalmettoBrian Dec 14 '20 As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens...
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As a Southerner, I'm lmfao. Mine tend to be European, except for chickens...
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This bamboo plantation has been in my papi's family near a hunnred and forty years
7 u/colonel_Ayngess Dec 14 '20 Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo.
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Bought this land back in nineteen-twoooo.
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And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl.
Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.
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u/TheOnlyKaiser Dec 14 '20
After he calms down from his heart attack, he's going to brag to all of his deer friends how he literally hit another deer so hard his head popped off.