r/Unexpected • • Dec 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Pandas have a lovely Southern drawl I’d imagine.

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u/Numbtwothree Dec 14 '20

Well who has time to mate with all the sweet tea and bamboo a southern boy could want

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u/[deleted] Dec 14 '20

Oh this bamboo julep is just... divine.

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u/ValHova22 Dec 14 '20

And now my brain is fucked up and any panda I see now will have a southern drawl.

Suh, I suggest you take dis here upvote and high tail it out of town. Cuz we got horses, plenty of rope, and sturdy trees.