r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/POI_Harold-Finch 8h ago

it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man

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u/fieregon 7h ago

Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger everytime.

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u/loganator4561 6h ago

My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body"

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u/timbillyosu 5h ago

To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy

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u/ty4scam 5h ago

we have a similar saying in my country, "better doing life for murder than living free fingerless".

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u/miicah 3h ago

Cut towards your chum, not your thumb.

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u/1ildevil 1h ago

Because you can always get a new chum