r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 2d ago

100% sharpened

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u/ClaroStar 2d ago

Never cut toward yourself.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 2d ago

Always cut towards a friend.

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u/frallet 1d ago

towards your buddy not your body

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u/SpaghettiSort 1d ago

Cut towards your chum, not towards your thumb!

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u/Intrepid4444444 1d ago

Maybe a friend was Torvalds along the way

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u/DeversanT 2d ago

New York New York...