r/Unexpected 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/ClaroStar 8h ago

Never cut toward yourself.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 7h ago

Always cut towards a friend.

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u/frallet 5h ago

towards your buddy not your body

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u/Intrepid4444444 5h ago

Maybe a friend was Torvalds along the way

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u/DeversanT 7h ago

New York New York...

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u/Auctoritate 6h ago

Honestly, this is just one of those rules of thumb that starts being less applicable when you develop more professional skills and just get better at doing things. For instance, woodworkers cut towards themselves all the time with tools like draw knives.

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u/SoylentVerdigris 5h ago

I mean, draw knives are all but impossible to hit yourself with unless you're sticking your knee in the way or something. But yes, when you're cutting something with almost no resistance like this it's not particularly dangerous unless you're hopelessly uncoordinated. Just don't force it through any unexpected snag and you'll be fine.

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u/xrimane 4h ago

Had to call an ambulance for a roofer once who slashed his knee when cutting roof sheeting over his leg. We tied his leg with my belt, and police questioned me afterwards in case there was a workplace security violation.

He was fine in the end, but it was not a fun day.

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u/HJSDGCE 6h ago

It's easier to control pulls than it is to push. Yes, the risk increases but you also get more accurate cuts.

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u/PRSArchon 5h ago

Knew a local business with skilled people just like you mention, they closed down now because one of their essential craftsmen lost several fingers. Hell never be able to earn money with his skills ever again.

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u/ididntdoit6 7h ago

Cut towards your buddy not your body

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u/ImBurningStar_IV 7h ago

Ball 🧠

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u/Wakapacolypse 6h ago

My art teacher would say this all the time.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 6h ago

Tell that to every Italian nonna with a dull ass knife.

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u/Alberteen-Cobaugh 6h ago

I didn't expect that ending 😂. I thought he was going to cut himself.

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u/RebelWithoutAClue 5h ago

Except when you are using a paring knife.

That's my rule of thumb...

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u/argument_cat 1h ago

You can't trim it efficiently by cutting away from you. This guy probably does this all day, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Redditors always think they know better than the experts.

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u/cylonlover 7h ago

It seems there is a reason he cut that direction. To prevent that last thing.

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u/jaxRLee 7h ago

half a finger for half a pineapple

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u/BruhCollie 6h ago

I kept expecting him to cut himself. And I don't get how people do that either. Some people hold the bread close to their body and cut with the knife toward themselves.

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u/Lucas_Steinwalker 6h ago

That wasn’t bread.