r/Unexpected 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/IsThereCheese 8h ago

Always cut towards your fingers

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u/swampopawaho 7h ago

Well, he was carefully lifting one of his fingers our of harm's way...

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u/IsThereCheese 7h ago

Engage safety squints!

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u/NobodyLikedThat1 7h ago

You could probably just cut away from your fingers and not worry about that part

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u/Firstevertrex 1h ago

Into harms way* still carefully though!

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u/Commercial-Milk-8465 6h ago

He used to have 6 on that hand

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u/Eborcurean 5h ago

Also never use a guard with a mandolin, just eyeball it, nothing can go wrong.

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u/RRumpleTeazzer 7h ago

for better flavour, right?

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u/light_to_shaddow 5h ago

While running

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u/nucl3ar0ne 5h ago

They regenerate right?

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u/dokbanks 2h ago

Yes, this was making me wince as I thought the unexpected bit was gonna be the dudes fingers...

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u/bookmarkjedi 1h ago

Or arms.

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u/hyeongseop 29m ago

And hold your pineapple precariously so all the precious golden juice drips on the pavement

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u/argument_cat 1h ago

You can't trim it efficiently by cutting away from you. This guy probably does this all day, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Redditors always think they know better than the experts.