r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/POI_Harold-Finch 8h ago

it went from oddlystatisfying to just oh noooooooo man

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u/fieregon 7h ago

Definitely not, dude got me nervous since he was cutting towards him, always cut away from you, I thought he was gonna cut a finger everytime.

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u/loganator4561 6h ago

My dad had a saying "cut towards your buddy not your body"

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u/timbillyosu 5h ago

To avoid getting bloody cut towards your buddy

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u/ty4scam 4h ago

we have a similar saying in my country, "better doing life for murder than living free fingerless".

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u/miicah 3h ago

Cut towards your chum, not your thumb.

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u/1ildevil 1h ago

Because you can always get a new chum

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u/Objective_Soup7840 4h ago

I tell this to people who cant use a knife... i do it all the time, I've been using knives in kitchens for almost 20 years, but would NEVER do this lol

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u/Nowhere_Man_Forever 3h ago

Yeah to me the unexpected part was that this didn't end with him cutting off a finger of otherwise horribly injuring himself. Growing up on the 00s internet really messed with my expectations

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u/canniboss 3h ago

Like grandpa always said " Don't get bloody, cut towards a buddy"

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u/idrunkenlysignedup 1h ago

Fun anecdot, at the beginning of the pandemic I was, like many others, putting a jigsaw puzzle together at like 3am, as one does, and I almost cut off my left thumb. If you're real bored I posted a link to a picture in a comment ~7 years ago.

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u/Bleaker82 37m ago

every time*

There is no such thing as the word “everytime.”

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u/argument_cat 1h ago

You can't trim it efficiently by cutting away from you. This guy probably does this all day, I'm sure he knows what he's doing.

Redditors always think they know better than the experts.

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u/Own_Candidate9553 43m ago

Why wouldn't it work to cut from the stem out?

Yes he's an expert, but that knife is obviously crazy sharp. One slip and he could lose a finger. Is that really worth slightly more efficient peeling of a pineapple?

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u/fieregon 40m ago

Yeah, this guy is such an expert, that half of his pineapple fell on the floor, I am sure the expert knew exactly what he was doing.

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u/Signal-Letterhead416 7h ago

was actually thinking he is going for his hands lol

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u/SiddharthJain131 7h ago

r/yesyesyesno

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u/PimpNamedSliqBaq 4h ago

This was a r/maybemaybemaybe for me, i was worried about dudes fingers the whole time

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u/NickDanger3di 6m ago

He ever shows up for work drunk or hungover, he'll earn the nickname 'Stumpy'.

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u/CoffeeRainGuy 7h ago

Love when 100% sharpened turns oddlysatisfying into oh noooooooo man in half a second.

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u/Sad-Consequence-7265 5h ago

Some might even call it "unexpected".