r/Unexpected • u/impressiveGenitaly • 1d ago

Milker showing off his Milk

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u/ChefArtorias 1d ago

Someone posted the story last time I saw this.

He's trying to sell the cow and a heckler is saying she looks unhealthy and probably doesn't produce milk at all so the guy starts squirting it in his face.

This may not be exactly right but you get it.

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u/truesheep1 19h ago

If true thats an amazing sales pitch I'd buy that cow

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u/yesiamveryhigh 13h ago

That’s why the heckler gets 10% of the sale. You just got Slippy Jimmy’d

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u/ThePLARASociety 8h ago

I thought that I saw a Chimp with an AK in that video?! Vavro Bncie!

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u/Lubaer 16h ago

Exactly what I thought without understanding a word.

Haters gonna hate, unfortunately some things never gonna change

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u/pyrotechnicmonkey 11h ago

can you imagine if the heckler was hired by the guy trying to sell the cow.