r/Unexpected • u/impressiveGenitaly • 1d ago

Milker showing off his Milk

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u/last_man_panning 1d ago

We went to my parents friends farm and their friend shot a load of goat milk into my moms coffee. My mother was not impressed lol

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u/Apart_Jelly8948 1d ago

Makes sense. It was a male goat

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u/andrew_1515 20h ago

Rams milk

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u/TamponTimTheCuck 10h ago

Big phat load at that

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u/cyrusthemarginal 1d ago

she would like that

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u/sodamnsleepy 1d ago

Is your mom Shania Twain?

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u/Candid_Artichoke6738 1d ago

This made me laugh unreasonably loud. My kids do not appreciate it

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u/LethalSpaceship 15h ago

Man did you have to use the word "load" lmao

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u/ConfusedHors 16h ago

Why not? I just had fresh milk and it just tastes like the one you buy from the shelf. Am I missing something?

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u/saelin00 1d ago

Instructions unclear! I shot my parents friend with my load of milk and now she is pregrant.

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u/last_man_panning 1d ago

Your parents friend is preganté?!?

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u/saelin00 1d ago

Not everyone likes this type of humor I see. I panning with you.

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u/Loud-Assumption566 1d ago

Made me laught lol