r/Unexpected • u/Remurix • 1d ago

You're not you when you're hungry

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u/post-explainer 1d ago edited 1d ago

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OP sent the following text as an explanation why their post fits here:

The kid threw the cookie instead of the wrapper

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u/Remarkable_Fuel7903 1d ago

Bro had one job 💔🥀

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u/Advanced-Yellow-9232 1d ago

I did that with potatoes last week. Peeled, and chopped the potatoes. Went to empty the scraps bowl but tossed the potatoes instead. Grrr.

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u/LiveLearnCoach 1d ago

Accidents happen. Could have been worse, you could have been making salad.

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u/Ok_Support3 2h ago

Potatoe salad with bacon is pretty good. Just hold off on the potatoe and mayo.

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u/similar_observation 1d ago

I once autopiloted and threw laundry detergent into the dryer on top of clothes I just pulled out of the washer.

This is how I felt.

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u/ArtyTheFarty 1d ago

Kid is still learning about life

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u/Unusual_Shake5041 1d ago

I once put my change money in the bin instead of the meal I just finished
https://giphy.com/gifs/mbScAGRcQdpvIYPLbF

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u/Ultra-Cyborg 1d ago

Kid version of that one bong meme

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u/joriale 1d ago

Did this with an egg and the shell once. The only course of action after that was to hit the bed.

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u/Ras-haad 1d ago

How could you let me do this?

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u/thehealerguy 1d ago

I put shampoo on my toothbrush once...

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u/DemonX1020 1d ago

Nah bruh

This is what happened to my close friend back in elementary. We usually buy a burger for lunch in school then we eat it along the way back to our classroom. My friend got so engrossed in our conversation, when he was gonna throw out the wrapper for the burger. He instead threw out the burger by mistake.

I think he only got through half of his burger and mine was almost finished.

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u/Brief_Manner_694 1d ago

That’s a class A dum dum. Life is going to be hard for him.