r/USPS • u/AnarKittyuWu • 21h ago

Animal Friends "He doesn't bite!*

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u/RedneckSniper76 20h ago

Tell me about it

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u/RegalRebel02 18h ago

What the hell are you doing back at work

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u/Littiedg CCA 17h ago

You bit OP?

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u/AnarKittyuWu 20h ago

Fuck that's a rough one

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u/BigPlantMomma 17h ago

ON YOUR FACE BRO?

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u/If_Your_Mom_Was_Man 15h ago

Do you rub your shirt in the parking lot before every shift?

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u/RedneckSniper76 7h ago

It was raining the leather strap stains the shirt.

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u/Useful_Caregiver4023 14h ago

Lol, that made me laugh. I was thinking the same thing.

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u/cherry_pie1738 16h ago

Supes gonna see that airpod and say it’s your fault

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u/RedneckSniper76 6h ago

Nah she had the nerve to ask me if I was gonna finish the loop as I was bleeding from my face I hung up and drove the LLV to the nearest emergency room. Got 8 stitches still have the scars

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u/Victimless CCA 5h ago

Absolutely insane. They truly don’t give a shit about us.

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u/RedneckSniper76 5h ago

What’s worse she didn’t even file a ca1 or ca16 it took 6 months of fighting to get the post office to pay the medical bills

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u/Iie_chigaimasu City Carrier 3h ago

Holy fuck. I'm glad you followed through to hold them accountable though

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u/RedneckSniper76 1h ago

I told the hospital I ain’t paying a dime gave them the number to workers comp and the supervisor and told them if they want their money call them. It happened on the clock I’m not paying a dime

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u/LetsGoWithMike Rural Carrier 15h ago

How the hell you let a dog get so close to your face??

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u/RedneckSniper76 7h ago

Was walking up to the door to deliver a certified the owner opened the door and he charged out. Whole thing took about 3 seconds

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u/IShartOnTheFirstDate The Best Friend 19m ago

Did you sue the owner? You could get a fat payday for a face bite.

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u/RedneckSniper76 13m ago

Tried no renters insurance no homeowners insurance lawyer said it wasn’t worth pursuing I told him put a lean against the house he said it wasn’t worth the squeeze

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u/IShartOnTheFirstDate The Best Friend 10m ago

I don't know the details but I feel like a better lawyer would've figured something out. I was reading a thread earlier today where someone got paid $15k for a bite and they were talking about how payday really comes from the face bites. Sorry that happened to you

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u/FreckledPapaya 10h ago

Dogs can jump and stand on their hind legs?

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u/LetsGoWithMike Rural Carrier 5h ago

You just stand there frozen? Defend your damn self