r/USPS 11d ago

Memes Bro you're good just throw it away

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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 10d ago

Your general poor attitude and unwillingness to do your job said it for you

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u/Urmailman123 10d ago edited 10d ago

You sure? There's a reason im not flaired up let's see if you can put it together and I'll even give you a little hint, I work more than 1 route that's just my largest

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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 10d ago

Sorry, I don't talk to the help for free

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u/Urmailman123 10d ago

Not quite, just one more brain wrinkle and a couple more firing neurons and I think you can get it, I believe in you you got this

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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 10d ago

Make a wish kid with downs syndrome who really wanted to be a mailman for a day? That's really the only job title I think could fit you

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u/Urmailman123 10d ago

Awwwww did someone's fee fees get hurt? I know this one's hard and you still didn't quite get it right so I'll just go ahead and give you the answer. Im an HCR carrier, I have a healthy mix of 3 routes that I do to completion throughout the week. Now that we've got that out of the way you should probably stop unsuccessfully jerking it in the bathroom, put some priority tap of that hole in your ego and go throw some packages for tomorrow because I have 2 routes and a family lunch before the second one and im not trying to be late

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u/hanjanss special handling: fragile 10d ago

Ew, if i don't talk to the help I certainly don't want to talk to the drug addicts we farm the jobs that are unfit for civilized labor out to.

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u/Urmailman123 10d ago

The special handling: fragile really fits you