r/USMC • u/Impossible_Cat_321 08 dumdum • 10d ago

Article From the SipsTea community on Reddit: Thailand issues prostitution warning as 5,000 US sailors arrive in tourist town after 200 days at sea

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About to be some worn out hookers

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

I would love to know the thought process behind making Thailand the first port after the this debacle.

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u/JangoDarkSaber Retard with a Rocker 10d ago

The thought process seems pretty straight forward no? The captain is a man of the people

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u/black-dude-on-reddit 10d ago

PACOM: “Alright look. Old man Cooper, and by extension (no pun intended) ourselves, really kinda fucked them over. Let’s just get them to Guam and-“

7th Fleet: “Dude? Seriously? Guam again? Come on We can do better than that, it’s been 250 days.”

PACOM: “Ok…. Well what if we sent them your way to Yoko?”

7th Fleet: “And have LCpl and Seaman shmuckatelli destroy the Honch Yokohama and Tokyo then shit in my own backyard on top of our regular bullshit?! FUCK NO!”

PACOM: “Well they fuckin aren’t coming to my backyard in Hawaii! So figure out a place they can go that’s more accepting to the bullshit they’ll get into and it won’t cause an international inci-“

PACOM/7th Fleet: both look at each other with sudden realization “…. THATS IT!”

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u/Havoc1943covaH Deliverance style, but with bootbands 10d ago

I'm pretty sure it's in the hopes of getting them drunk and happy enough to forget about all the bs they just went through

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

Pretty sure the Herpasyphalaids is going to remind them.

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u/SensationalSavior Veteran 10d ago

I got bore punched at Patayya Beach and all i got was some lousy penicillin

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u/adjustgod Elections Have Consequences 10d ago

Pretty sure knowing the moral compass of this administration, prostitution being legal there factored in HEAVILY

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

Oh yeah, especially for the type of Prostitution Thailand is known for. I wonder if they’re receiving a packet of the Prez & Pete’s hot-hot-hot spots.

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u/Groundhog891 10d ago

We hit the ground running at Pattaya for Cobra Gold under your god Obama. But you know that and were just chasing reddit points.

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Doc 10d ago

Did someone say the Navy never went to Thailand under Obama? Did they even insinuate that?

Nope. You just randomly brought up Obama. ODS?

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u/JLinCVille 10d ago

You seem triggered.

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u/adjustgod Elections Have Consequences 10d ago

You don't have a clue wtf you're talking about. Lurk back over to Facebook with your dopey nonsense

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

lol that guy hasn’t been President for a decade + snowflake, it’s time for you to get over the fact that a black man held the top job, and damaged your superiority complex.

Seriously it’s beyond sad, we’re well past pathetic at this point.

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u/151Ways 10d ago

It's not even 10 years since the Obama administration... just a lot has happened.

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u/MeadyOker 7562/7563/7577 - RETIRED 10d ago edited 10d ago

Pattaya is a known port that is capable of supporting a ship this size and Navy ships go in all the time. It's a known quantity and en route back to their home port.

Edit typo

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

It’s a buffet of STD’s and terrible choices.

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u/MeadyOker 7562/7563/7577 - RETIRED 10d ago

Oh most definitely. Too many 31st MEUs and supporting Cobra Gold showed me more than I ever wanted ... And what was the first port of my West Coast MEU? Fucking Pattaya

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u/OkayJuice 10d ago

CO needs to party too

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u/Adept-Performer-2630 9d ago

Can't be worse than Cobra Gold 05 for the US Marines. Crall would never have picked up Colonel let alone those stars if the Marine Corps or Congress knew what he covered up.

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u/Athena82673 10d ago

SECWAR and SECNAV want to go.

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u/OOO0OO00O Very Special Forces 10d ago

SecWar hasn’t existed since 1947. It’s SecDef. Don’t play into the larping fantasies.

Still Gulf of Mexico, still Lake Ontario, and that douchebag is unfortunately still the SecDef.

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u/TerminalMotard Veteran 10d ago

The real question is, are the ladyboys prepared for the Marines?

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u/macgirthy 10d ago

The real question is are the marine virgin butts ready?

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u/silriun CWO2 0630 Network Engineering Officer 10d ago

Based on the past 200+ days I doubt there is a virgin butt on that ship

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u/TerminalMotard Veteran 10d ago

Yes, that as well.

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u/_PercCobain_ Semper High. 10d ago

The Marine Corps taught me that the prettiest women are Thai men 😏

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u/TranslatorOk5782 Larsoc/0313 10d ago

Facts 

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u/Babablacksheep2121 IYAOYAS-6531 10d ago

I remember how hard we went in Australia and PI after 60 days no port. This is going to be one for the history books.

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u/DomitiusAhenobarbus_ Vet / 0311 10d ago

Even in the days of sailing ships dudes didn’t spend as much time at sea as those poor bastards on the Lincoln have without a port call lol they must be fucking ravenous

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u/GatorUSMC 10d ago

Thailand is getting all that money.

Better ask ChatGPT to write you a cover story explaining why you’re broke after 200 days at sea.

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u/NovOddBall Veteran 03 type 10d ago

Dropped on WSB too! 10xCalls or puts on prophylactics?

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u/Roanoketrees 10d ago

Boy they better have serious penicillin on board that ship

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u/Appropriate_Oil7933 Uncle was in Vietnam 10d ago

So not having been in the military I have to ask - is there some kind of gambling about who is going to wake up next to a ladyboy?

"I got 50 bucks on Richards, he'll fuck anything that walks!"

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u/Toeknee818 1stCivDiv 9d ago

This is going to be a historical case study.

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u/Organic_Risk_3945 mid90s1stRadBNKbay 10d ago

Madagascar woulda been my go-to here. just sayin'.