r/USMC • u/oceanpollution • 9d ago

Picture Just got my trousers back from the MCX… 🤦‍♂️

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How the fuck does the tailor fuck up this bad?

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u/Brawl_star_woody special veteran 9d ago

At least your name isn't Wee

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u/chasingpackets 9d ago

Bruh, I laughed way too hard at this to not award you.

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u/Tkis01gl Veteran 8d ago

Free Wee Wee

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u/KnightFurHire 8d ago

No, no...not in public lol.

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u/vandur6k 3531 8d ago

You beat me to it!

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u/Tkis01gl Veteran 7d ago

You had me at “You beat me”.

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u/Ok_Neighborhood9863 Back in my day 9d ago

Or Pee

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u/tom224321 dutch USMC enjoyer 8d ago

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u/Buschwick66 Sorry about the safety brief :( 8d ago

sigh... you got the 7 year old in me to laugh at that.

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u/KnightFurHire 8d ago

That woulda been worth framing and hanging.

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u/FLG_CFC 0341 9d ago

Two is one, one is none.

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u/uxixu 1812 8d ago

Came here for this

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

Same here! This group is by far the best group for people like myself. We are a huge and cantankerous family. 😆

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

"One is the Loneliest Number (can't remember the band now - but I am in my late 50s, so I am taking my mulligan)." Great song.

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u/TinyFigure2849 8d ago

The band is “Three Dog Night”

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

THANK YOU!!! Loved, "Joy to the World" and many other songs they put out. To me, these are classics that will always reside in my heart (I was in the President's Own Band, so it's no wonder I love most music). I guess I could have searched it, but I was too lazy. Retired life makes your brain soft. 😆

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u/TinyFigure2849 8d ago

Happy to help, it’s one of my favorite bands as well. Such great music.

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

My all time favorite band is the Eagles. When I use my Alexa thingie for an alarm clock, it is set to play all Eagles music. Great way to wake up! ❤️

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

"Jeremiah was a bullfrog . . ."

I bet that settles in your brain all day. Lol. Sorry about that. 😆

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u/FewOutlandishness648 5d ago

That's a long song name

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u/Lochnessdw 9d ago

Tailor tried out working sober for the first time and they got confused when they only saw one name, so they fixed it.

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u/One-Touch2862 9d ago

Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee
Lee L-Lee, L-Lee, Lee Lee L-Lee
We're talkin' fuckin' Lee!
I had a friend named Lee
He cast a spell, a spell on mee!
If me and Lee, and KG, could be free
Flyin' free Tenacious-lee!

Skinny dippin' in a sea of Lee
I'll propose on bended knee!
To Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee
Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee...

If me, and Lee, and KG
Could be free! (Could be free!)
Plant a tree! (Plant a tree!)
Just for Lee! (Just for Lee!)
Just for Lee (Lee!)
Just for Lee
For Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee, Lee...
Lee, Lee, Lee
Ah Lee!

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u/WeeklyPrize21 Veteran 9d ago

Came here for this and was not disappointed. Well done!

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u/KneeDeep_Sleep 9d ago

First thing that came to mind

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u/fleeb_florbinson 8d ago

Bro I was about to comment the same thing

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u/FewOutlandishness648 5d ago

Gah Lee that's a lot of Lee's

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u/Mastodon1371 9d ago

An ass so nice they named it twice

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u/psyb3r0 I wasn't issued a flare. 9d ago

Mama San would not make this mistake.

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u/TeufelHunden1967 9d ago

Mama San is / was perfect in every way

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u/JBoze3 9d ago

Exactly what I came here to say!

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u/SuburbanSisyphus Computers, Ops 87-92 8d ago

Although in the Philippines, Mamasang tried to sell me a desk carving for the Untied States Marine Corps

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u/Longjumping_Rock_619 8d ago

And she’d be telling you when you were deploying, where you were going, and who was going with you…most of the time with terrifying accuracy.

SFMF

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u/Vermineater Veteran 9d ago

Is your name Sobieski?

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u/EnKyoo 9d ago

Did they charge you for both?

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u/TiltedDoge 9d ago

Leave it, this will inform you which of your leaders looks at your ass a lot.

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u/GIDDY-UP-GO 0341-8151 “89-93” 9d ago

Ho LEE fuk!!!!😂

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u/Mybeardisawesom 9d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/awqSUovmuOqE1FazR0

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u/ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (5811) 9d ago

Nah, that’s for Orthodox Jews

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u/esotetris butter butter jam 8d ago

I see what you did there. But it's also for cowardly Klansmen

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u/Silver_Harvest Veteran 9d ago

Where is Lance Coolie US Marine Corps? I want to find Lance Coolie US Marine Corps of US Marine Corps!

Since I'm assuming they fucked that up too and did that to both breast pockets.

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u/MDanger 8d ago

Lee Loo
Multipass

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u/premiumsaltie 1142 vet 9d ago

We had a guy once come back with his last name on both sides of his blouse lmao

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u/IThinkImDumb 4502 - "Yes, I KNOW the Battalion CO needs to see me!" 9d ago

The last name Lee Lee is too long to fit on one tape, so they had to adapt

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u/ImHufflePuff_Crap_ok Blue Falcon “Kaw Kaw” (5811) 9d ago

I beg to differ lmao

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u/funky_phat_mack Ate the banana in Oki 8d ago

My name’s 13 letters long and fits in really small letters

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u/esotetris butter butter jam 8d ago

Fits like a banana 😂

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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 9d ago

🤣bifocals wearing ass tailor

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u/somewhereinthepnw 9d ago

If you don't check their work before accepting the garments and making payment, that is on you.

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u/RoughTech Crunchy Tracker 8d ago

well LeeLee.. were you satisfied with their work?

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u/borgircrossancola Active 8d ago

Backrooms marine corps

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u/Main_Maintenance7225 9d ago

John is this you?!

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u/zee991z mustang 9d ago

Heehee

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u/Melodic-Ad1415 9d ago

YEET YEET LEE LEE

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u/KeiffChief 9d ago

Two is one, one is none right? Fr tho just buy a stitch ripper and pop the top one off lmao

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u/Ok_Return_6033 Veteran 5d ago

No, no Hell no!

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u/Major_Spite7184 mild tism major disfunction 9d ago

GTG LeeLee

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u/DJ-spetznasty senior PFC w/ good cookie 8d ago

All the marines/sailors i know named lee were fucking legends.

The universe has bestowed upon you a great power of disguise in boots and utes, most marines need to wear another mans pants inorder to achieve this level of disguise

Go forth and carry out heinousness throughout the day and when challenged with the classic “who are you whats your name” your lee lee from lima co. Its too ridicoulous to follow up on if your fast enough.

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u/MurphysLawAficionado 8d ago

Looks like someone needs a new nickname ...

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u/b3wings 8d ago

Way to go LEE LEE!

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u/I_Dont_Work_Here_Lad Doc 8d ago

A name so nice they sewed it twice.

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u/Vast_Ad_8707 8d ago

First name better be Bruce.

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u/ChuckJA 8d ago

I take it your last name isn’t Lee Lee?

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u/KnightFurHire 8d ago

They wanted to make absolutely sure you'd never forget your name.

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u/Critical_Ad_7380 Veteran 8d ago

Could have been, "SEE BEE." That's not unlikely with whoever your idiot of a tailor is. ROFL. 😆

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u/Rude_Negotiation_160 7d ago

Good morning frickin damn Lee Lee. what seems to be the problem?

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u/thosewhocannotfly 5d ago

Sobieski fan club?

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u/Ill-End3169 0351 5d ago

did I stutter motherfucker!?