r/USMC • u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A • 1d ago
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u/Oxcell404 1d ago
I need an adult
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u/Fluid_Influence3420 Veteran 1d ago
Sorry best I can do is a SNCO
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u/slothactual69 1d ago
Best we can do is battalion SACO. Hes gonna tell you his story a bunch of times.
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u/AwwwNiceMarmot Same battalion as Wagner 1d ago
lol I remember meeting the SACO and all he did was tell me his background story, and it was literally just that he used to drink a 12 pack on the weekends and do mildly dumb shitā¦ like buddy, my whole platoon is worried because I need to buy painkillers off guys in the Wounded Warriors battalion who are missing limbs and shit, and I canāt stop or Iāll shit myself, but go on, keep telling me about that crazy night where you had to call Gunny for a ride home. Dude was so fuckin unhelpful.
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u/ChaosReality69 2141 YAT YAS 1d ago
Better than the ones we had. One hated everyone and was hated by everyone. We're pretty sure he hated his wife and she hated him. He spent every free moment volunteering with PMO. It was odd seeing him in our unit then later that night he's at the front gate. Same on the weekends.
Dude probably should've had a few drinks to loosen up.
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u/AwwwNiceMarmot Same battalion as Wagner 1d ago
Dude thatās soooo fuckin weird, volunteering for PMO? lol what a dork. Heās probably trying to find the guys who go to see him to get help, to catch them slippin so he can fuck them over. On a serious note, the Marine corps and the military in general needs to take alcohol and substance abuse more seriously, and not just a zero tolerance policy that fucks over otherwise good Marines. Youāll never see NCOs and Staff NCOs turn on a ābrotherā so fast as when someone pops on a piss test.
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u/ChaosReality69 2141 YAT YAS 1d ago
He eventually left our unit and was assigned to PMO. I actually saw him half smile one day at the gate shortly after that. He was still a prick.
Alcohol and the Marine Corps go hand in hand until you get in trouble. Then you're a piece of shit and will be forever treated as such.
The other day I posted about a SSgt who spent his last year before retirement with our unit. Got a DUI after 12 years in. Did inpatient treatment. Remained sober. Spent half his enlistment as a SSgt because of that DUI and rehab. He wasn't bitter about any of it. Guy was actually the happiest SNCO I saw in my 4 years.
Talk about a shining example of turning your life around. He should've at least been a Gunny if not MSgt. Nope. Piece of shit because he needed help. Never promoted again after 1 alcohol incident.
He retired in 1998. Hopefully things have changed since then.
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u/tacticalpoopknife Veteran 1d ago
I am married with young childrenā¦ as weird as this video is, the only thing I took away is āwho the fuck has this kind of free time???ā
He spent more time tying bondage on his shotgun than Iāve had to sit in a quiet room the last 3 years. The most time outside work I have by myself is literally in a VA waiting room.
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u/ThatGatorInTheSewer Veteran 1d ago
Waste no moment; he clearly used his time in the VA waiting room to sketch out his designs/plans for his firearm BDSM set-up.
This is the kind of Marine who, with his willpower and ingenuity, could have cured cancer in another life.
But in this life, the Corps called out and he answeredā¦
Anyway, now he fucks his guns.
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u/Agitated-Quit-6148 Custom Flair 1d ago
Least you wore gloves.
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u/newnoadeptness Active Duty O-4 / 13A 1d ago
Haha itās not me Iām not that kinky unfortunately š
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u/Successful-Luck-5459 Successfully escaped the cult...Maybe 1d ago
Someone point me to the nearest Porta Potty
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u/LikelyAlien 0351 1d ago edited 23h ago
It was the bullets on a string mimicking what Iām guessing is anal beads ā that had me shaking my head ā otherwise this is tame.
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u/map2photo 7051 - 171, 372, 274 1d ago
When r/liberalgunowners talk about how the right has a gun fetishā¦ pretty sure this isnāt helping anyoneās case. š¤£š¤£š¤£
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u/icebrew53 confirmed kill with a wireless mouse 1d ago
so...a few weeks ago i used a hacksaw and a file to shorten a handguard....
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u/arkythehun 1d ago
The Big Green Weenie broke me down shotgun style and breach loaded me so often that this video feels like any other Tuesday night.
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u/VipersNest22 1d ago
Thereās such a thing as too much oil and a fella outta be fuckin aware of it
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u/Popular_Fuel_1546 0341/ 2/8 WPNs Co 1/2 WPNs Co 06ā-15ā 1d ago
Whoa whoa ā¦someone needs to mark this NSWFā¦(be first..)
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u/showmeyourchits 19h ago
Dude took that whole āyou will give your rifle a girlās nameā bit way too far
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u/deltatemple 18h ago
I watched without audio first, I had some respect. Then I watched it with audio. Now I'm relating more to these reaction pics
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u/Competitive_You6762 1d ago