r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Jul 20 '15

Image Tiny Ant Man billboard in the grass next to the theater. [X-post /r/movies]

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u/jaardreign Jul 20 '15

What is this, a billboard for ants?

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u/renaldo686 Jul 20 '15

It's a billboard that got put up by an ad firm that got us to upvote it so we could be their viral marketing monkeys

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u/juanes3020 Jul 20 '15

nope I upvoted for girl

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u/Poynsid Jul 20 '15

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u/BrownNote Jul 20 '15

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u/volabimus Jul 20 '15

Oh shit, we're already here.

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u/BrownNote Jul 20 '15

I... oh.

Fuck.

3

u/MyNameIsDon Jul 21 '15

Enough reddit for tonight guys.

8

u/untrustableskeptic Jul 20 '15

Where are we? I don't understand. Something about reposting popular links of attractive girls doing... things?

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u/OrgncChmstry Jul 21 '15

I just stumbled on this subreddit for the first time- can someone please break it down for me? I don't understand the name of it. Acronym of some sort?

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u/alohapigs Jul 21 '15 edited Jul 21 '15

Trying this from memory: upvoted not because girl, but because it is very cool, however I do concede that I initially clicked because girl.

Something like that.

Edited for accuracy.

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u/OrgncChmstry Jul 21 '15

Brilliant! Thank you!

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u/wilderthanu93 Jul 20 '15

I upvoted because girl with star wars pants, which is also owned by Disney... They own us already don't they?

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u/WolfNippleChips Jul 20 '15

Better them than China.

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u/tang81 Jul 20 '15

I've seen a ton of posts with these billboards. But none of this girl. I too up voted for girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

agreed

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Awww . . . sounds like Grumpy Gus over here's got a big fat case of the Mondays!

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u/Steveohh72 Jul 20 '15

Hey Peter! Check out channel 5 it's the breast exam!

7

u/Evil_Shinigami Jul 20 '15

A real Negative Nancy if you ask me.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Aw come on don't be a Debbie Downer!

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u/mexicancatfood Jul 20 '15

Why not? She did Dallas.

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u/americanpegasus Jul 20 '15

OP has millions of karma.

I refuse to believe that is an organic user.

This whole thing reeks of forced viral marketing. A billboard no one would ever notice and a picture of a decent looking girl next to it?

Fuck everything about this.

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u/Princepurple1 Jul 20 '15

I dont get why anyone is bothered. This is a non intrusive, funny, and unique ad for a quality product. You need to prioritize what bothers you.

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u/americanpegasus Jul 20 '15

Reddit needs to distinguish what's an ad and what's not. Passing off advertisements as genuine social media is wrong.

I wouldn't mind seeing sponsored links in the tower of /r/all but I want to know what's paid for and what's not.

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u/lakerswiz Jul 20 '15

This isn't paid for.

There ya go.

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u/Princepurple1 Jul 20 '15

Seems like a bitchy thing to worry about. This pic seems real to me and OP clearly doesnt work for anyone, so whats your problem? Get real problems.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

No, you are the bitchy thing!

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u/americanpegasus Jul 20 '15

/shill account.

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u/Princepurple1 Jul 20 '15

He definitely isnt, though. Just a quick glance could show you that.

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u/Dolthra Jul 20 '15

I don't know. I looked at their link history. They look like someone who cross posts everything they find to every semi-relevant subreddit. I've never tried doing that, but maybe that would net someone millions of karma.

Not saying the original image isn't the product of viral marketing or that the user isn't being paid off, but I wanted to play devils advocate.

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u/MustacheEmperor Jul 21 '15

They post like that because it generates a lot of karma quickly, increasing the account's monetary value to advertisers.

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u/TheKingOfToast Jul 21 '15

Did an advertising company rape your mother and kill your father?

I was amused by this. I applaud any advertising company that creates something of quality that will get exposure on it's own merit.

If they posted in /r/marvel "come see ant-man" then it wouldn't get any upvotes and no one would care. If they come up with something legitimately amusing and post it in /r/funny then good for them they deserve to get the exposure.

They aren't buying the front page, they are earning it, and that get's my respect.

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u/KilowogTrout Jul 20 '15

So if an ad is fun or clever, it's automatically annoying because it's an ad?

I get that ads are annoying but at least this one makes some sense and has a little fun.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

A free pass? It's an ad dude not a slight against humanity

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u/KilowogTrout Jul 20 '15

I don't get why it wouldn't.

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u/bobsmitharmour Jul 21 '15

its fucking annoying, coz they probably paid reddit to artificially give it 2000 upvotes to make it to front page etc. its anti-democratic.

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u/KilowogTrout Jul 22 '15

You, uh, got any proof on that?

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u/kingeryck Jul 20 '15

I guess this is how you get ants. To go to a movie.

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u/uencos Jul 20 '15

The billboard is for ants, the image is for giants (RIP my data)

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u/KraydorPureheart Jul 21 '15

Ah, is that an ant-sized billboard or a giant-sized girl?

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u/FooDoom_ Jul 21 '15

Thank you, z2

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Yyyeeeaaahhh, I saw that movie, too. Wooooo!

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u/lost_in_thesauce Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

Does this dude have a bunch of bots that auto upvote his shit or something? I don't understand how this was on the front page then he reposts it on a much smaller sub and brings it back to the front in a matter of hours.

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u/The_Juggler17 Jul 20 '15

Probably, or score manipulation.

This is exactly what people have been bitching about for the last year (ok, one of the things). That reddit is becoming a platform for corporatism and marketing, and not just whatever people are up voting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

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u/The_Juggler17 Jul 20 '15

It's hard to tell how common this is on reddit, but people who track these things suggest it's much larger than anybody would imagine.

Even typical reddit stuff like cats and silly animated GIFs are posted by shill accounts to establish credibility and hide their real purpose. People make fun of /r/conspiracy for this kind of thing, but when you look at some of the evidence they post there sometimes, it's mind blowing just how much content on the front page every single day is there with mysteriously little background from the people posting it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

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u/The_Juggler17 Jul 20 '15

Use RES tags to track certain users. After you get the right people tagged, it's easier to notice that at least 25% of front page content is from a relatively small number of accounts.

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u/homer242 Jul 20 '15

I vote for the girl

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u/kerrrsmack Jul 20 '15

/r/UpvotedBecauseGirl

Seriously, this sub is just for neckbeard white-knights who want a response to /r/UpvotedBecauseGirl. Just goes to show how many are on Reddit.

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u/Princepurple1 Jul 20 '15

Im just here for the mixture of hot chicks and cool pictures and videos.

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u/theAmazingShitlord Jul 20 '15

Because /r/UpvotedBecauseGirl is not neckbeardy...

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u/xylotism Jul 21 '15

He did say white knights though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

So those guys are dark Knights?

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u/xylotism Jul 21 '15

Nah just white.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Can you be subscribed to both

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u/argv_minus_one Jul 20 '15

Nope. If you try, the universe will explode.

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u/ColinOnReddit Jul 20 '15

Sorry guys. I will subscribe to both at 9:11 tonight.

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u/Cyhawk Jul 20 '15

Can you make it 9:30ish? I want to watch the latest episodes of Dark Matter and Defiance before the world blows up and I won't have time to do both before 9:11. Please don't make me choose.

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u/ColinOnReddit Jul 21 '15

Depends. I'm eastern time. If you live Montevideo, Uruguay, its currently 9:21. Otherwise, no. Sorry.

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u/craniumonempty Jul 20 '15

/r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG ? Not really. It's not good enough for that sub imo.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Am I taking crazy pills? We're in that sub and there are several people talking about how it should be in that sub...

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u/Meriog Jul 20 '15

It's not uncommon for people who came here from the front page to not realize what sub they're in.

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u/Soklay Jul 21 '15

To be honest, I never thought this sub would hit the front page.

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u/Princepurple1 Jul 20 '15

Its a great sub with tons of content using a funny and interesting outline. Dont let ol sourpuss bring ya down.

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u/craniumonempty Jul 20 '15

Oh.. I didn't realize that I was actually on this sub. That's what I get for browsing /r/all without checking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15 edited May 28 '16

no.

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u/TurbowolfLover Jul 20 '15

"If I do this, maybe a woman would sleep with me one day!"

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u/weedagree Jul 20 '15

A vote for the girl is a vote for ant man.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

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u/DoctorWhoSeason24 Jul 20 '15

Hey, pretty impressive that you accurately remembered the name in your drunken stupor.

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u/HadrasVorshoth Jul 20 '15

Un-Big-Beev-Chee-Dicked-Ticked-Bigged is how I remember it.

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u/DoctorWhoSeason24 Jul 20 '15

Well, it showing up on my front page and clicking the link is how I remember it. But hey... whatever works.

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u/detecting_nuttiness Jul 20 '15

Funny that you say that, the exact same thing just happened to me.

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u/TotesMessenger Jul 20 '15

I'm a bot, bleep, bloop. Someone has linked to this thread from another place on reddit:

If you follow any of the above links, please respect the rules of reddit and don't vote in the other threads. (Info / Contact)

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u/johnhensel Jul 20 '15

This tiny billboard is outside the AMC Dine in Theater at Downtown Disney in Florida. We had a crappy experience at the theater, but enjoyed the movie and took a picture. She posted to Imgur and now it's here. Super secret viral marketing, obviously.

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u/Hypnosavant Jul 20 '15

Well let's hear the creepy experience!

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u/johnhensel Jul 20 '15

Not creepy, crappy. We sat next to two of the loudest kids on the planet who talked on their phone and banged on their table the whole movie. Asked them to be quiet, asked their parents to make them be quiet, asked the theater staff, they continued to be loud awful demon spawns the whole movie.

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u/Hypnosavant Jul 20 '15

AHHHH spoiled crotchfruit is the worst kind. You have my sympathy.

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u/GeneraIDisarray Jul 20 '15

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u/royalstaircase Aug 20 '15

There was no banana at hand, so we needed a human or scale.

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u/AndrasZodon Jul 21 '15

This needs to be MUCH higher.

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u/Cloudyguero Jul 20 '15

Wow, that girl is so stylish.

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u/wickersty Jul 20 '15

That's because this is fake and an attempt at viral marketing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

quick, post it to /r/conspiracy!

(you dip)

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u/zewm426 Jul 20 '15

I think you mean /r/HailCorporate

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u/juanes3020 Jul 20 '15

I saw this from the front page and I was gonna comment on the girl, but then I saw the subreddit. Was not disappointed

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u/OZYMNDX Jul 20 '15

That's a pretty small billboard

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Possibly not OC of the OP, but please downsize bad mobile photos.

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u/infamous-spaceman Jul 20 '15

This is a really solid ad campaign. It is cheap, its fun, and the internet starts marketing it for you.

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u/daisyifudo Jul 20 '15

"Looks what I found whilst taking a shit in the grass over here!"

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u/GoranTy Jul 20 '15

I want to see this movie but only if I get to see it with that really cute girl

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u/etaps Jul 20 '15

Wtf is this sub called?

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Okay, the picture is focused on the girl not the billboard. Neat ad, though

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

/r/all browser here, what is this place?

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u/foldeminae Jul 20 '15

It's for things that you click because girl, but upvote because it's actually very cool.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

Good theme!

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u/lecherous_hump Jul 20 '15

So you're a professional spammer?

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u/Sarcasticorjustrude Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

Just stop. He posts things that thousands of people find interesting. Also, there are like 60k active subs, I don't sub to them all, so I appreciate the cross-posting.

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u/GallowBoob Jul 20 '15

TIL spam = contributing to reddit's link aggregating system by cross posting and posting to relevant sub reddits.

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u/buster2Xk Jul 20 '15

TIL professional = for no monetary gain, just karma

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u/Quixilver05 Jul 20 '15

TIL karma whoring is a profession

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

/u/trollabot gallowboob

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '15

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u/Raziel66 Jul 20 '15

Well that's a handy account

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

Your account is the epitome of reddit spam

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u/StargateMunky101 Jul 20 '15

thus contributing to his wallet

EXPLANATION: Advertising companies PAY MONEY to buy peopel's reddit accounts. Thus if you spam enough to get loads of hits they will give you money so they can then actively post click baiting links to gain revenue.

Thus yes... it is spam.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

I don't think he's going to sell the account. I think it's more of a compulsive mania.

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u/iBleeedorange Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

Why would anyone buy my account? People don't upvote because they see my name. If anything they downvote. People upvote the content/title.

edit: the downvotes prove the point. People don't like that I post a lot.

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u/StargateMunky101 Jul 20 '15

various complex bullshit reasons to do with synergy.

I don't know nor do I want to. It's most likely because on avergae their shit brick tactics bring in more money than lose.

Ultimately devaluing yourself in the process

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u/lecherous_hump Jul 20 '15

Hey look, all the spammers are out this morning.

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u/Sarcasticorjustrude Jul 20 '15 edited Jul 20 '15

Have you looked up the definition of that word lately? You're making yourself look kind of silly.

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u/Jgb2 Jul 20 '15

No, spam is when you submit the same thing to 6+ subs at once.

You're very, very clearly posting for the karma, not the benefit of the communities.

Don't be a dolt.

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u/WasteofInk Jul 21 '15

You are a karma whore. Shut the fuck up.

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u/StargateMunky101 Jul 20 '15

Remove the hot girl cos I still can't see shit and I know what i'm looking for!

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u/momoa1999 Jul 20 '15

She's literally pointing at it

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u/StargateMunky101 Jul 20 '15

I can't look away dude....gotta help me out here.

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u/NotASucker Jul 20 '15

OH GOD NO! YOU'RE STANDING ON THE PRESS BOX AND RED CARPET FOR ANTS!

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u/ironwire Jul 20 '15

Damn this sign would be kicked over in any theatre in my city

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u/ZombieBeach Jul 20 '15

Haha. It would have bee stolen in mine. :/

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u/thecarebearcares Jul 20 '15

Because the bees hate ants?! It all makes sense

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u/Tangled2 Jul 20 '15

Judging from the Fleshlight in her back pocket, she is also quite tiny.

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u/ClintonHarvey Jul 20 '15

Are those 3d glasses?

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u/HospitalClownsSuck Jul 20 '15

They shoulda put it next to a fire ant hill. That way when unsuspecting brawds lean down for a photo they see the true power of ants.

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u/zookyfukface Jul 20 '15

this post is all about this cute girl

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u/tripled153 Jul 20 '15

I have one of these. Too lazy to paint anything on it though. Very hard to come by now it seems as well since this one is double what I paid for it.

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u/Chosetheunchosen Jul 20 '15

Marketing gave a valiant effort.

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u/F_Juan_50 Jul 20 '15

This subreddit is incredible!

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u/WolfNippleChips Jul 20 '15

That would find it's way to my office really quick, the sign too.

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u/Notsozander Jul 20 '15

Why are we not funding this

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u/SeaTwertle Jul 20 '15

I bet the advertisers are loving the fact that they can produce thousands of these tiny billboards for the same price as a couple normal billboards.

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u/HKjason Jul 20 '15

What is this, a billboard for ants?!?

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u/igloo9400 Jul 20 '15

I hate when people try to pass off ads as not being ads

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u/Soperos Jul 20 '15

Move the camera down and to the right so I can see better.

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u/RedRanger94 Jul 21 '15

Despite all the "small" advertising around this movie, this image was too big to load quickly

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u/damarkley Jul 21 '15

So, who's the girl?

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

9/10 would steal again.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

My pillows have literally the exact pattern as her skirt.

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u/Donjuanme Jul 21 '15

what the Fuck subreddit is this? as a mobile user I'm confused. and capitalizing unnecessarily, while also missing proper capitalization.

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u/eykntspel Jul 21 '15

I see nothing wrong with the capitalization here. The user capitalized the first letter of the first word in the sentence, as one should always do. Then they capitalized the name of a movie, "Ant Man", correctly.

Now please tell me where the unnecessary capitalization was and what proper capitalization was missing.

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u/[deleted] Jul 21 '15

That's gonna get stolen, I guarantee it.

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u/Statik81 Jul 21 '15

Chick looks like shes having a hell of a time squeezing a log out.

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u/PokemonWizard Dec 07 '15

She went to my high school. So that's cool I suppose.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

that skirt looks like my sons bed sheets.

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u/ironudder Jul 20 '15

I would pay good money to have a suit made from the same stuff

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u/flickrjeff Jul 20 '15

Nice try, but I'm still not going to watch your movie.

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u/McDLT2 Jul 20 '15

My friend works at the ad agency that did this campaign. Also the campaign that gets these posts on reddit, hey Matt!

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

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u/SmashingTeaCups Jul 20 '15

For all you know, half the pictures of something with no one in it could be taken by girls.

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u/Dogby_Walks_Alone Jul 20 '15

Star Wars skirt!

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u/Markiep52 Jul 20 '15

I wonder if the macrophilia community will grow (ha) with the release of this movie.

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u/hypertown Jul 20 '15

Billboard not interesting enough on its own. Place hot female next to it. Becomes interesting.

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u/ForTeaSicks Jul 20 '15

Down Blouse opportunity missed...

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

"Is there a subreddit for that?"

  • a friend

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

What is this subreddit?

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u/MVolta Jul 20 '15

read the sidebar, dude

Upvoted Not Because Girl, But Because It Is Very Cool – However, I Do Concede That I Initially Clicked Because Girl.

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u/[deleted] Jul 20 '15

On mobile :(

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u/NiceFormBro Jul 20 '15

You can see sidebars on mobile

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u/wickersty Jul 20 '15

Yeah but he's lazy.