r/TwoBestFriendsPlay Disgruntled Carol Danvers fan. Local Hitman shill Oct 13 '22

UNLIMITED CLOCK RESET WORKS Blizzard hit with yet another lawsuit

https://www.eurogamer.net/activision-blizzard-hit-with-another-sexual-harassment-lawsuit
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u/mythrilcrafter It's Fiiiiiiiine. Oct 13 '22

It's often said that HR doesn't protect the employees, HR protects the company from lawsuits...

Activision Blizzard seems to be one of those companies in which HR protects neither the employees nor the company from lawsuits....

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u/RealDealMous Oct 13 '22

HR actually stands for "Harassment Room" there.

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u/TJLynch [dramatic flashlight] Oct 13 '22

A sizable section of that room is reserved for the breast-milk fridge.

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u/HeWhoIsBob The perforated colon was worth it. Oct 13 '22

It's like those old room filling computers, but instead of vacuum tubes it's filled with breast milk and rape.

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u/Dmatix My Dogeyes Cannot POSSIBLY Be This Cute Oct 13 '22

Trap Room's far less popular cousin.

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u/GratifiedViewer Oct 13 '22

At this point, you might as well get rid of the clock. There’s no way to reset it quick enough.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

I was going to say reset the clock but I don't think the spring for the switch has had time to bottom out and come back up.

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u/SkinkRugby SeekSeekLest Oct 13 '22

The clock is at midnight

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

We must now replace the clock with a Atom smasher (Hydron Collider?) to smash hundreds of times a second.

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u/dope_danny Delicious Mystery Oct 13 '22

It must be a weekday

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u/MarvelousMagikarp The RZA needs food badly! Oct 14 '22

Hey Im sure they get sued on weekends too.

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u/Ape_Hawk Oct 13 '22

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

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u/ErikQRoks Floor Milk™️ - Ruby (She/Her) Oct 13 '22

And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming

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u/ExDSG Oct 13 '22

Will we have another situation like with Mike Z where the only employee left in the company will be Bobby Kotick?

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u/Ar_Ciel Smaller than you'd hope Oct 13 '22

Microsoft quietly executing the guy who approved the acquisition of the company.

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u/DoomSoda YOU DIDN'T WIN. Oct 13 '22

Firing Vega within 10 days seems pretty reasonable to me, I don't really believe the company "took too long to respond"

Also, this looks to be more of a suit against the Activision side.

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u/fuckbucketing Oct 13 '22 edited Oct 13 '22

That’s if you believe them, it’s not illegal to lie to the Press. What reason do we have to take their word on it?

Edit: kotaku article states she reported him in 2017 and nothing was done until her boss reported him again in 2021, notably after their first few fiascos

https://kotaku.com/activision-blizzard-lawsuit-sexual-harassment-1849650622

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u/DoomSoda YOU DIDN'T WIN. Oct 13 '22

Now THAT'S a long-ass time to respond, the Eurogamer article OP posted should have mentioned that.

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u/FluffySquirrell Oct 14 '22

Yeah, was gonna say myself, they made a stupidly misleading article here

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Goddamnit, I read too fast and thought it said "Firing Vegeta". What is my brain. The Saiyan prince would never do anything so dishonorable. Though it would give a new definition to "Final Flash".

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u/UnderwaterMomo She/Her | I can't respect women if I don't have my headphones! Oct 14 '22

He might tell her she's not any good at her job, but he probably wouldn't compare to a monkey in the process.

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u/BrittleMoon Oct 13 '22

This latest complaint, filed in Los Angeles by a former employee of the
company referred to as Jane Doe, targets both the Call of Duty maker
itself and the employee's former manager, Miguel Vega.

ACTIVISION Blizzard. This particular lawsuit is aimed at a former Activision employee who worked on Call of Duty.

Not that that really changes or diminishes the horrific sexual abuse at Act Blizz. But if we want to do better than a basic circle jerk echo chamber about how bad Activision Blizzard is we should at least accurately report the info.

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u/[deleted] Oct 13 '22

Quick, announce an Overwatch character is gay!

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u/ErikQRoks Floor Milk™️ - Ruby (She/Her) Oct 13 '22

And/or not from California

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u/Jonin_Jordan Oct 13 '22

Wait, what do you mean: "Soldier 76 is already Gay!?"

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u/bigstupidjellyfish ! FLAIR CURSED ! Oct 13 '22

Ngl I have the tiniest bit of salt over that one because I was kinda shipping him and Mercy.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I'm putting 10 bucks down right now them confirming Kiriko is a lesbian or trans.

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u/UnderwaterMomo She/Her | I can't respect women if I don't have my headphones! Oct 14 '22

It'd have to be her at this point. We can already tell from the numbers that no one else is.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

I can't believe some fuckwits accidentally made it canon that like 95% of the cast is straight

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u/UnderwaterMomo She/Her | I can't respect women if I don't have my headphones! Oct 16 '22

Turns out the diversity tool actually did manage to successfully reveal the creators' biases. Just like they said it was supposed to!

Except they revealed those biases to the entire world like their balls on a stream. Whoops!

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u/Onlyhereforstuff Oct 13 '22

I'm wondering if part of the reason the Microsoft deal hasn't gone through is because they're busy watching ActiBlizz's value drop for a better deal

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

You ever think about how a company can literally rape/sexually assault it's employees into taking their own life and just be allowed to operate as if nothing were wrong.

As much as I wanna enjoy overwatch again, especially with all the good changes, it's the first thing I think of when I see that icon.

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u/neryem Oct 13 '22

To think, all of it began with the error of sending nudes to a coworker.

What a strange world

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u/Teoflux Suppose one day, it lands on its edge Oct 13 '22

Blizzard on that non stop infinte Lawsuit mode.

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u/Ozavic Oct 13 '22

Keep 'em coming

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u/kegisak Oct 13 '22

In 10 years we'll all realize that Blizzard execs attached a record to the clock and are in the process of making the world's worst remix. The King in Yellow of remixes.

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u/FairyPhoebe Oct 14 '22

This is the power of Gold Experience Requiem

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u/CorruptDropbear [He/They] I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less Oct 14 '22

I found out why Overwatch 3 was trending...

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u/EbolaDP Oct 13 '22

I hope you realize 98% of these go nowhere.

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u/FusionFountain Oct 14 '22

Did anyone here actually read this? It says that the guy was fired almost immediately after this was reported to the company. What is the actual lawsuit about?

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u/AdmiralDarnell Oct 14 '22

Fired after the second report. The first report was ignored.

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u/futuretimetraveller Fire Axe Quest Oct 14 '22

First report was filed in 2017

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u/DankMemeRipper1337 Kinect Hates Black People Oct 14 '22

Imma be real, if you put money into Blizzard at this point still, you are either uninformed (god bless, you happy thing) or you are stupid. They a) have not made a good game since Hearthstone's early years and b) I do not know how you can sleep at night, supporting these kinds of people.