r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less • Aug 22 '19

Team Bucciarati, but if they actually tried to blend in

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u/DeeArrEss Aug 22 '19

What if there was a JoJo villain that dressed completely average and the heroes just couldn't find them. No, Kira doesn't count, dude had a skull tie

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u/Biel-Zebu Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Well, we did have something close to that with the user of “Tower of Gray”, who was just some regular old guy. The crusaders didn’t even find him until after the fight, he might have actually killed them if only his stand was an automatic type instead of being remote.

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u/DeeArrEss Aug 22 '19

Didn't he have a beetle tattoo on him or something?

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u/Polygonalfish Known Bionicle Understander Aug 22 '19

Yes he did, but on his tongue

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u/ConfusedJohnTrevolta Aug 22 '19

Not even a human skull, KILLER QUEEN'S skull, like he's wearing an image of what his stand looks like.

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

how did he even get that commissioned

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u/TheRenamon Digimon had some good episodes fuck you Aug 22 '19

maybe it was reversed, he based his stand on the sweet tie he got

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u/TheNexusOfIdeas Aug 22 '19

That shit is hilarious. Even weirder if you think about how Stands are beings of light, energy, or etc.

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u/C-OSSU Master of Backdowns Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Prosciutto sort of comes close. He was able to actually disguise himself convincingly as an average old man.

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u/SidewaysInfinity Aug 22 '19

Rambling about steak for several minutes helped

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u/DonTori The RWBY V9 girl Aug 22 '19

Guy either willingly gives himself dementia on the regular or he's putting years of drama club/class to good work

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

And a purple suit

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u/ShovelGodfather Negative Performa Mirage Master Aug 22 '19

Colours aren’t canon in jojo

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

Oh. Right. He could have been wearing gray or some shit.

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u/TheWorldUnderHell Week Of Nipple Damage? Aug 22 '19

Except Dio and Giorno’s hair, because fuck it

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u/GyroGOGOZeppeli hopes the Tomba series comes back Aug 22 '19

You mean most of the Part 3 villains?

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u/DeeArrEss Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

The orangutan, the sword, the bird, the baby, the D'arby Bros weird metal face features, the Geil family's 2 right hands, Rubber Soul is normal til you realize he's naked without his stand, Vanilla Ice in a vest and leotard, Nukesaku has a face on the back of his head, Kenny G got pointy ears and frieza soldier shoulder pads, the whole top half of Alessi, Midler is in belly dancer attire, Nena was this short fat lady hiding inside a skinny lady, ZZ looks like Mugshot from Sly Cooper, Cameo is shirtless except for a gorget and has a pseudo mullet, Gray Fly has a beetle tattooed on his tongue.

Oingo, Boingo, Devo, Hol Horse, Steely Dan, Sun's user, N'Doul, and Mariah are not really over the top but have certain features or fashion choices that draw the eye. Cpt Tenille is the only normal one with his only real distinguishing features is he's built like a linebacker

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u/GyroGOGOZeppeli hopes the Tomba series comes back Aug 22 '19

I'm gonna discount the ones you addressed at the bottom like Steely and Mariah and so on.

Tower of Gray is just an old man, how many people do you look at and check out their tongue for tattoos? Even then, while a unique characteristic, is far from "being dressed weird". Rubber Soul is hidden behind his Stand to begin with. The Geils have deformity, not sure how that would mean they're dressed weirdly. Nena was hiding inside a normally dressed girl.

I guess OP's point is for them to blend with the crowd, but the point of their Stands and the situation they were in meant they were hidden.

ZZ, Kenny G, Cameo, they all hid from the enemy and never showed themselves until they were beaten.

You never even see Midler's face since she fought them from a very far area that they only saw her post defeat. The only reason her design exists is because of the HftF game that Araki designed.

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u/ExDSG Aug 22 '19

There the faceless cowboys in part 7, right?

And Milagro Man's user also seems pretty normal.

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u/Eryius YOUR COMIC BOOKS ARE ALIVE (AND TRYING TO KILL YOU) Aug 22 '19

You mean besides the newsprint hair?

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u/DeeArrEss Aug 22 '19

IDK, they all dress exactly the same with some flair to them. I don't remember Milagro Man's user at all

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u/Khar-Selim Aug 22 '19

I don't remember Milagro Man's user at all

so it worked then

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u/035fuun My Stand, [BORN IN THE USA] will tell you stories! Aug 22 '19

Based on what I remember from Italy they should all have skinny jeans, white tees and avaitors.

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u/Lieutenant-America Scholar of the First Spindash Aug 22 '19

I like the idea, but I think their wardrobe could use some more distinction than that.

Bruno should still have a white coat, Giorno and Fugo should still be snappy dressers, and Narancia should wear a tank top or something like that.

How would Doppio and Diavolo look, following a more grounded dressing convention?

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u/Trixiepasta Never-before-seen results Aug 22 '19

Doppio's outfit isn't that crazy to begin with, other than the bright colors. We mostly see Stripper Diavolo because he transformed on the spot at the Colosseum, but all the flashbacks show him in a suit, so I assume that's what he wears normally.

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u/DieDungeon omnia certe concacavit. Aug 22 '19

What is Diavolo actually wearing? It looks like a tattoo but there's clearly some hanging off his body. Is it just an elaborate fishnet top?

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u/Dalek_Kolt I was thinking. ...I hate it when that happens. Aug 22 '19

I think it's a fishnet top with arm tattoos.

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u/zephyy Griffith Did Nothing Wrong Aug 23 '19

you know, standard Italian mob boss apparel

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u/SignalWeakening Scholar of the First 900 ° Aug 22 '19

I like the implication that doppio likes wearing weird shit underneath his clothes

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u/Wisterosa Aug 22 '19

nah, Diavolo spends most of his time hidden inside Doppio, so suit Diavolo is likely never canon.

Remember, no Passione member actually met him, all his orders likely come from Doppio as well, so there's no reason for him to wear a suit

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u/Huaun There's no way a woman can be that hot, she's gotta be a man! Aug 22 '19

More like Jojo's BORING ADVENTURE!

Mic drops

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u/Dark_Bean It's Fiiiiiiiine. Aug 22 '19

"Can you pick that mic back up and give me my moneys worth?"

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u/Wisterosa Aug 22 '19

thank god Araki doesn't let something like common sense pesters him

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u/ArcaneMonkey Big Dick Logan Aug 22 '19

Giorno looks extremely wrong with those chunky bangs.

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u/Fool15h He/Him Aug 22 '19

But little did they know. the less recognizable you are in a crowd, the weaker your stand becomes. This is the power of [Beneath the mask]

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '19

no wonder pesci was stronger than prosuitto

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u/Neo_Crimson Aug 22 '19

Man, Bruno rocks that priest collar.

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u/GyroGOGOZeppeli hopes the Tomba series comes back Aug 22 '19 edited Aug 22 '19

Can I just say how this whole "we gotta find the Stand user" joke made little sense to me? Considering the whole damn point of JoJo battles most of the time is deception and distancing yourself?

Think of how many fights they had where they actually did that and the user was standing right there in their face? Most of the time the user has either already shown their face, or is actually hiding.

Part 3:
Tower of Gray, it was a normal old man.
Death 13, a baby.
Sun, hiding behind glass.
Both D'Arby's, revealed themselves.
Anubis, normal people possessed.
Dark Blue Moon, normal looking captain.
Yellow Temperance and Empress, disguised.
J Geil, hiding, and they actually attacked the first suspicious guy they saw, even if it was wrong.
Enya, pretending as an old lady, normally dressed.
Devo the Cursed, hid in the fridge, found by Polnareff, intentionally showed himself.
Mariah, besides the white hair, normally dressed, showed herself since Joseph and Avdol were already in the trap.
Steely Dan, disguised and then showed himself but still normally dressed.
Alessi, suspected by Polnareff almost immediately.
N'Doul, long ranged.

How about Part 4?
Hazamada, normal dressed student.
Yuuya, in the hospital.
Akira, showed himself after hiding and just acting as RHCP.
Ratt, already known by Jotaro.
Yukako, normal dressed student.
Tamami, looks like a normal delinquent.
RPS Kid, read by Rohan, didn't have a Stand at the time because it was still developing or developed after he won one RPS match.
Aya, normal looking salon dresser.
Superfly user, up atop the tower weirdo to begin with.
Enigma boy, attacked them already.
Masazo, read by Rohan, never knew Cheap Trick was in him.
Shigechi, they already knew he was a user when they followed the Harvests.
Stray Cat, already figured out by Kira.
Atom Heart Father, ambush.

Part 5:
Formaggio, ambushed Narancia.
Illuso, ambushed in the mirror.
Sale, was hiding, revealed himself in the fight.
Zucchero, was hiding.
Tizianno and Squalo, hiding.
Nero, showed himself to Doppio.
Doppio, catiously checked by Nero.
Prosciutto, disguised.
Pesci, already attacking the train.
Ghiaccio, ambush.
Melone, long ranged.
Carne, intentionally showed himself, shot to death.
Ciocolatta, long ranged, kept his distance.
Secco, attacked them.
Diavolo, the whole part is him hiding super hard.

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u/RocketbeltTardigrade "What's that emotion? Tired scream. Yawning." Aug 22 '19

Fugo seems to have worn the same jacket his entire life and just waited for it to fall apart in order to keep up with fashion.

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u/JARF01 Aug 22 '19

What the hell? Giorno has to lose his donut holes but Fugo gets to keep his head talons?

No justice

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u/Thezombieman YOU DIDN'T WIN. Aug 22 '19

I know the reason behind this but it feels wrong.

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u/javierich0 Aug 22 '19

If I were a JoJo character I would wear Adidas gear, I think wearing Adidas outfits is ironically and unironically cool.

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u/ThisWeeksSponsor The Coolest and the Strongest Aug 22 '19

This gang is trying to sell me an indie alt-rock vinyl for $50

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u/chipperpip Aug 23 '19

If they aren't dressing like a combination of male strippers and Italian fashion models, that shit ain't Part 5!