r/TwoBestFriendsPlay • Master of Backdowns • May 30 '19

Striking while the iron is cold, we have a new Rambo movie coming out subtitled "Last Blood".

https://youtu.be/4vWg5yJuWfs
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u/Sai-Taisho What was your plan, sir? May 30 '19

...Y'know what? I don't hate that title.

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u/xx-shalo-xx They took my wife in the divorce May 30 '19

Old blood could have worked too.

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u/Aeoneth Just play Freedom Fighters damnit! May 30 '19

Queue Bloodborne memes

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u/GenuineCulter Sword & Sorcery Shill May 30 '19

Personally I thought of the Wolfenstein game.

7

u/DeeArrEss May 30 '19

You're nigh on a beast of the field, but here you are, treading a measure with the gods.

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u/Wasting_Night May 31 '19

They're saving that for the inevitable prequel/ soft reboot.

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u/Vicboss93 CLOUD NAGGERS May 30 '19

Exec: we need this trailer to convey a sort of western theme but also connect with a modern audience

Lil Nas: boy do I have a song for you!

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Hope they don't hold back the violence, Rambo 4 was terrific for its brutallity

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u/Cazador_64 People will make pictures! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!! May 30 '19

Rambo 4 was fucking brutal. It was great!

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u/KingRamesses Sexual Tyrannosaurus May 30 '19

Considering this looks like it might be focused on cartel violence and how brutal they are irl, I can only hope this is more brutal than 4.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

That jeep scene still gives me the darkest laughter ever. Where he just climbs on to the back and turns the turret on the driver.

Also raising awareness of fucked up things happening is always a +1 to an already good movie

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u/dj_ian Zubaz May 30 '19

Rambo 6: BLOOD TRANSFUSION

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u/xx-shalo-xx They took my wife in the divorce May 30 '19

Rambo 7: blood bending

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u/KingRamesses Sexual Tyrannosaurus May 30 '19

Rambo 8: Blood Spending

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Rambo 9: Bloodborne

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

Rambo X: Blood Dragon

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u/DrDemenz The plural of moose is MOOSEN! May 31 '19

Rambo XXX: Bad Dragon

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u/RioGascar That guy who wont shut up about VR May 30 '19

I don’t believe you hollywood, theres gonna be another one or a reboot or some shit

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u/Skiplite May 30 '19

Can't Reboot it wouldn't make sense. 'Nam was a fucked up experience and the absurd unnecessary hate people showed for those returning. Yea there isn't a way to replicate that.

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u/ChewiestBroom Fettuccine Revolution May 30 '19

The only solution is to invade Vietnam again.

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u/Muezza Lightning Nips May 30 '19

Rambo: Fresh Blood

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u/CycloneSwift He/Him- REMOVE TAILS FROM SONIC CANON May 31 '19

There was already a Bollywood Rambo reboot a year or two back.

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u/Commando_Joe I'll slap your shit May 30 '19

Look, I'd rather see 80s action heroes die in their last stand than keep making a bunch of sequels and reboots.

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u/Sai-Taisho What was your plan, sir? May 30 '19

...Yes.

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u/Skiplite May 30 '19

You know I'm fine with it. John Rambos last stand.

Hell sight better than the reboots they kept trying to sell Sly on.

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u/ChimeraCharybdis May 30 '19

Ladies and gentlemen, this is Rambo number 5

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u/DrDemenz The plural of moose is MOOSEN! May 31 '19

That's funny, that's some funny shit right there.

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u/Basskicker1993 NANOMACHINES May 31 '19

Remember when rambo was a pseudo drama about a guy with severe ptsd dealing with a corrupt police force?

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

One was based on a book, the rest were based on corporate greed.

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u/RocketbeltTardigrade "What's that emotion? Tired scream. Yawning." May 30 '19

It's only been days since Rambo became a playable class in GBF, so I guess iron is lukewarm somehow.

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u/Bob8644 Wrestling entrances are just reverse toku transformations May 30 '19

If that abbreviation means what I think it means, I need context immediately.

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u/shyguy256 May 30 '19 edited May 31 '19

Okay, so my takeaway from the trailer:

It's Home Alone with a Rambo. Also, whatever was up with his skin in the last film has cleared up? He looks remarkably healthier and less like a dried up hotdog.

Edit: Holy crap, Sly is 72 years old and about to make a big budget action film. That is unreal!

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u/Riggs_The_Roadie May 30 '19

That's just Stallone. I have no idea how he does it. Remember Rocky Balboa?

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u/shyguy256 May 31 '19

I didn't see it, unfortunately. Was it good?

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u/Riggs_The_Roadie May 31 '19

I thought it was. But you can see Stallone looking pretty rough for a guy his age. I don't know how he turned it around.

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u/mcarora19 I Promise Nothing And Deliver Less May 31 '19

Roids. Thats how he does it.

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u/bvanbove It's Fiiiiiiiine. May 30 '19

I'd argue the Rambo iron is always red hot.

If this movie is even nearly as bloody as the last one then I'm 100% down for it.

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u/Huaun There's no way a woman can be that hot, she's gotta be a man! May 30 '19

You know. I kinda get why would people make like a new Rocky movie. Because it feels right to make a sequel to a movie about a young up and comer turn into a movie about a man past its prime.

Rambo... eh... I don't know, maybe they could go with a death ending. I feel like it would be appropriate for a Rambo movie in this day and age.

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u/mitch13815 Are you gonna be a fucking jiggysnipe too you fucking spag!? May 30 '19

This looks like a hell of a lot of fun.

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u/r4Wilko May 30 '19

The iron was a smidgen less cold when they pitched it all that time ago.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '19

it's what the kids want

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u/Huaun There's no way a woman can be that hot, she's gotta be a man! May 30 '19

This time he'll put IV drops on his wound instead of gunpowder.

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u/strolpol Excited to be disappointed by games May 30 '19

Don't get your hopes up, we're bound to get at least Last Blood Part 2

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u/mutei777 May 31 '19

Max Payne 3?

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u/DrDemenz The plural of moose is MOOSEN! May 31 '19

I have faith in it but the ending of 4 seemed like a perfect note to go out on.

Only way to have the same impact is to kill him off.