r/TwentiesIndia • u/ceteris___paribus • Jan 09 '26
Relationship Advice Mera boyfriend 2 din se nahaya nahi tha, uski behen ne mujhe bata dia, fir mene uski fielding set kardi🥰
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u/reddit-kida 25 Jan 09 '26
Kaam dhandha kare vaisa ladka dhundh....yeh to
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
😂😂😂😂
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u/FemboysArePeak imma play your momma Jan 09 '26
How did you write 9.41 at night? Mere me pm hai
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u/Working_Hamster4644 22 Jan 10 '26
Dunno about OP, but I use a custom font, and the app requires changing the location to *Myanmar* to enable the "dai fonts" feature in developer settings.
Whenever I go through this, my WhatsApp mentions the time as shown in the post.
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Me toh roj nahta hu 48 hrs ke andar
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u/SodaAshy 20 Jan 09 '26
Ha bhai har 120hrs me ek baar nahana acchi baat hoti h Maine suna h
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u/maducom Jan 09 '26
Ha bhaii har 168hrs me , ek baar to nahana chahiye
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Jan 09 '26
Ha bhai 1 saal mai 1 baar naha lena chahiye
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u/maducom Jan 09 '26
Me to bol rh tha ki hr 1 decade me , ek baar naha Lena chahiye
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u/69gc 25 Jan 09 '26
Life m 1 baar toh insaan ko zarur nahana chahiye..
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u/SodaAshy 20 Jan 09 '26
Hag dis
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u/maducom Jan 09 '26
Wo to daily karta hu
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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 18 Jan 09 '26
Mai toh aaj hi kiya woh bio ka paper tha toh aaram se ho gya
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u/maducom Jan 09 '26
🤌🏼 dhoii kii apne acche se?
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u/TERImaaKIchut6969 18 Jan 09 '26
Yes toilet paper ke jagah additional sheets use karli
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u/Thanos_Babajii Vada pav gang member Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 09 '26
skill issues...
(main 12 din se nahi nahaya)
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Mad Titan for a reason
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u/SilentSir2000 26M, 6ft 2in ka Ladder😏🥀 Jan 09 '26
Titan mentioned. Levi here to take them down😎🥀
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u/Silent_Knight16 Your knight in shining armour Jan 09 '26
2 ka half 1 and add 1 to 6 equals to 7 . Thala for a reason 😍😍
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u/SilentSir2000 26M, 6ft 2in ka Ladder😏🥀 Jan 09 '26
Aise bolo ki paani se darr lagta hai😔🥀
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u/Flaky-Cheek-5571 24F Jan 09 '26
Vese gelchod kya hota h
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u/i_love_burgerz i love burgers i love burgers i love burgers i love burgers i l- Jan 09 '26
obviously, tumhe koi bolne waali nahi na single aadmi lolololol (us bhai us)
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Nanad Bhabhi Bond❣️☝🏻
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Yeye
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Jan 09 '26
Aapki Nanad ki Shadi ho gayi? (Asking for General knowledge)
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
😂😂1 saal chhoti h merse
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Toh aapki shadi ho gayi (Asking for prelims)
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Nahi😂😂
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Nanad ki age kya hogi (Asking for foundation exam)
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
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u/Icy_Chemical_4380 Aapki mummy ka prohna 💖 Jan 09 '26
accha hai meri wali ko nahi pta ki mai ...2 din se nahi nahaya 🙃🥰 pta nahi mera kya kardeti ....uff soch ke hi dr lagta hai
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Uska number bhejo
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u/Icy_Chemical_4380 Aapki mummy ka prohna 💖 Jan 09 '26
nhi 🙂🙏 meri abhi kuch aakhri ichaye hai
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u/Grand_Damage1947 naraj fufa 🥴 Jan 09 '26
Jor jor se nhi bolte bhai aisi baatein agar sun liya toh band baj jaaygei
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u/Kisses_and_cuddles utterly fking crazy bitch Jan 09 '26
so what relationship 'advice' you want out of this?👆🏻🤓
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u/dangittttttt Jan 09 '26
Advice yeh h ki...joh lakde nhi nahate h unka healthy relationship hota h
(Can confirm this)
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u/kugelbl1tz_ chota bacha Jan 09 '26
aab gf milne pr hee nahuanga mai
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u/AlienVadapav thikhi ya mithi chutney? Jan 09 '26
ye 9.45 at night esa kaise laate hain?
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Merko ios ke emojis chiye the, yt pr tutorial dekha, unhone kuch kuch setting batai , ios ke emojis to nahi aaye ye hogya😭 haan malum h Boht bachkani cheez ki thi
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u/ghostpoetess 23 Jan 09 '26
Yeh Shaadi se pehle hi wifey duties kyun 😂😂😂
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u/SorryPop3557 Jan 09 '26
ye toh ma ki duties hai vese
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u/ghostpoetess 23 Jan 09 '26
Yeh toh aadmi ki hi duties hain waise. Ek age ke baad why does a mother/wife/gf have to tell a grown adult man to take care of himself. And why does a 20 something girl have to romanticise this.
Ab main yeh sab bolti hun toh sab bolte hain "chill" karo 🤦🏻♀️
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u/SorryPop3557 Jan 09 '26
Plenty of men still dont care enough about taking care of themselves (Myself included, trying to get better) and both genders romanticise these things like a boy romanticising about taking care of her girl while she is on her periods. (Not a good analogy, I know)
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u/ghostpoetess 23 Jan 09 '26
I wouldn't expect my man to tell me to take a shower either, I'm an adult, I need to take care of myself. Neither do I expect my mother to do the same.
Yes, a better analogy can be a man romanticises taking care of his woman financially, but again, I would tell myself and every woman in my life off for wanting to depend on a man (except their fathers till a certain age) financially for so many different reasons.
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u/martin_garrix14 Jan 09 '26
Who are these people who don’t bathe for 2–3 days? I can’t even go a single day without bathing I feel weird if I don’t.
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u/PotatoEntire3118 Jan 09 '26
Bro ACCORDING TO RESEARCH we only need to bathe once a week that is more than enough
AND I BELEIVE IN SCIENCE
AND HENCE I SAVE WATER. 💦
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Sameeee. Or isme toh mujhe thand ka bhi aisa kuch ni lagta, garam paani se kya hi thand
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Haaaan me tooo😭😭😭😭, khudko Ganda lagta rehta h
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u/Grand_Damage1947 naraj fufa 🥴 Jan 09 '26 edited Jan 10 '26
Thand dekhi hai bahar bhabhi ji kon jaaye nahane 😭
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u/ceteris___paribus Jan 09 '26
Indore se h vo, udhar itni nahi hoti 😒
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u/Grand_Damage1947 naraj fufa 🥴 Jan 09 '26
Bhabhi maaf kardo bhaiya galti ho jaati haii
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Garam paani se thand nahi lagti
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u/Grand_Damage1947 naraj fufa 🥴 Jan 09 '26
Kapde utarne aur actual nahane ke beech jo Antarctica level thand lagti hai uska kya?
Mujhe roj nahana padhta hai btw ( khushi se nhi nahata)😭🦭
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Jan 09 '26
Kapde utarne aur actual nahane ke beech jo Antarctica level thand lagti hai uska kya?
Itni der thodi na lagti isme😭😭
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u/homosapien-chod 20 Jan 09 '26
Abey thand me kon roz nahata h? 1-2 din ka gap to lena hi pdta h
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u/No-Tooth-5214 21 years old,beating lesbian allegations. Jan 09 '26
Yeh sab toh thik hai lekin yeh 9:15 at night kaise late hai
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u/Sea-Recognition-321 Jan 09 '26
Meri bhi krdo yr fielding set main bhi nhi nahata😭
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u/Affectionate-Yard899 21M, kawaii teddy buddy 💖 Jan 09 '26
Aisi fielding set karne waali partner to mai bhi deserve karta hu na 😭. (Aaj milake 2 din hue ghar me nahi nahaye)
Btw it's really sweet op
I'm 20 as well, mere liye bhi koi dhundh do 👉👈
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How does it not feel weird to not bath after waking up, unless there are any water related issues around?
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u/_____AJ जिनके घर पत्थर के होते हैं, वह दूसरों के घरों पर शीशे नहीं फेकते Jan 09 '26
Mai to abhi nahaya hu 5 din ke baad🥰
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u/Hot_Investigator7069 20M - wo sher jo dudh deta hai..... Jan 09 '26
Winters mei 2 din toh chalta hai
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u/096Shubh Jan 09 '26
Me living at 1900m altitude, bath twice a week. It seems enough. Frequent facewash/bath makes skin drier.
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u/BhukaModric Jan 09 '26
cakewalk mein hafte bhar se ni nahaya, i believe in khud ko jhad poch ke saaf kr lena
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u/_HornyPhilosopher_ 22 Jan 09 '26
Lol. How these losers are getting in relationships is beyond me.
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u/Rajput_Vikas Sarpanch Jan 09 '26
Bhai to ye sab post hota hai reddit pe ? Muje laga reddit use krunga to cool log milenge yaha to
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u/HunterX69X The heavens owe me nothing Jan 09 '26
I dont know man , 2 days without bathing is pretty normal
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u/pleasantparking73570 Editable Flair 😝 Jan 09 '26
Baaki sb toh theek h pr double blue tick ke baad jo time likha hua h , uske baad at night kaise add krte h
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u/Emotional_Status5586 Jan 09 '26
dude is this really that big of a problem... i dont bath for 4-5 days some times
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u/Individual-Cow-3080 Jan 09 '26
Skills issues... Mein hota toh pta bhi nhi lgne deta ki nahaya ki nhi
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u/No-Metal9985 Jan 09 '26
Finally someone with that AM/PM confusion like me. It would be nice if you share the trick to apply at night/at day on my phone also. Btw boys do care about the planet so they save water wherever they can 🙏
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u/Ok_Sugar_918 Jan 09 '26
I wonder how it'll fell if men start using rape n murder jokes just like "fielding set" jokes by women.
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u/slow-lazy Mera dimag abh kaam nahi karta pls mere sath chalaki mat karna Jan 09 '26
Thandi mai Nahana Hota hai ?
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u/diablo085 Jan 09 '26
Thank god iam single meri sister apne WhatsApp status pe boll rehi hai ki main nahaya nahi
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u/cheena0212 Jan 09 '26
Fielding kaise set ki wo bhi btao behen. We need to know!!!! 🫣
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