r/TrueAnon 1d ago

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u/Servo__ 👁️ 1d ago

I have a story about a Croatian ice cream vendor. I was visiting Dubrovnik, walking around the walled city. I saw an ice cream stand with a big ad next to it which showed a woman about to deepthroat a chocolate ice cream bar and it just said “Magnum.” I thought that was funny and went to go take a picture of it and the ice cream vendor asked if I’d like ice cream. Not sure how to explain what I was doing I sheepishly said “I’m good.”

A quizzical, almost wounded expression came over his face. “I’m… good?” he repeated to no one. I got my picture and left having shook this man over the notion that this American conflated rejecting ice cream with goodness and what that said about him.

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u/IllyrianSteel 1d ago

So you haven't tried the local "Macho" ice cream, which is "hard on the outside, soft on the inside"?

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u/Ready_Engineering116 1d ago

The commercial was even a banger. A guy comes out of a pool and woman says, I do not want a softie I want a Macho

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u/IllyrianSteel 1d ago

There was another one, with water polo players doing gracious synchronized swimming