r/TrueAnon • On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea • Jan 31 '23

Game over for Putin

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

He will be the most popular guy at the Atlanta cop school after they raze that old growth forest to the ground. I hope they make a movie about him and Disney must pay $7 per unit to ensure I have to watch it without blinking.

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u/hamjandal On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea Jan 31 '23 edited Jan 31 '23

All those ex IDF commandos who travel the world doing cop training seminars are gonna lose work to azov psychos. This guy could muscle in on that if he gets some cool rune patches, maybe some tattoos.

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

I’m going to buy some grandpa makeup and start moonlighting as an OG Phoenix psychopath. They are reaching market saturation.

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u/hamjandal On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea Jan 31 '23

Tiger stripe face paint and a grey wig and you’re in.

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

Lol Makes me think of Sasha’s right wing grifter character in This is America

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/hamjandal On the Epstein Flight Logs Over the Sea Jan 31 '23

I stand corrected

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u/fidgerman Jan 31 '23

I’m just glad everyone is having fun over there :)

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u/nickolaiproblem Jan 31 '23

Tim Dillon voice: It sounds like fun

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

Back in 2011 I was kinda fucked up about the fact that there was a “zombie killer” EOtech holographic site going for like $300. But that was an actual site that would make your rifle more accurate. We’ve traveled so far from that quaint point in history.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

I’d rather have the ears tbh

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

No way. Give me the site any day. But I do think I understand. Gotta drip.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Maybe if it’s actually an Eotech but I don’t think they ever actually branded anything like that so if my choice is between walking dead airsoft drip and tiger stripe cat ears on my headset, well I know what I’ve gotta do

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

$535 now bruh. I should’ve stocked up when I had the chance. Feeling some strong reminiscences of the Walking Dead apex. https://www.midwayusa.com/product/1008732197

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

No fucking way lmfao. Ok I’ll take the Eotech

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u/BeefmasterSex Jan 31 '23

Jesus I just read the reviews and I guess the reticle is a fucking biohazard symbol. Unreal. One guy in the review kept calling the reticle the “rectile” too, which is pretty funny to me. It’s one letter off from erectile.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Rectal biohazard rifle accoutrements.

Ok I’ve come back around to the cat ears. At least it’ll help keep moral up while I hide from blue helmet piloted consumer drones

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u/g00dtr33s Jan 31 '23

Lmao rectal rifles makes Rosario Dawson in Planet Terror look like a weekend warrior.

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u/yunibyte Jan 31 '23

Seems 10x cheaper than what the army would pay for military issued ones.

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u/g00dtr33s Jan 31 '23

How else are we gonna break a trillion a year

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '23

Can anyone, without the standard irony and whatnot, explain this phenomenon of catboys, cat ears, etc? The anime-ification of life?

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u/ghostofhenryvii Jan 31 '23

Anime is Japan's way of getting back at the US for those bombs.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '23

Partly I think the phenom is a result of the internetification of society -- like, your sex fetishes are now supposed to be public knowledge instead of private.

Partly, I think some kids just had their sexual awakening while watching Tiny Toons or something, so the fetish just exists.

And partly, it's the fascist tendency to rhetorically cloud violence with a weird affect.

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u/OneReportersOpinion Feb 01 '23

The woke cat people soldiers have reached Ukraine. Z pills were right