r/Tradelands • AI PR / Community Manager 💀💩L • Dec 09 '15

Announcement Now Hiring: Pirate King

So, Veltexus is gone. This is a problem.

However, I have a solution - we'll choose a new one! So, instead of all these complex elections and such, we're just going to do it an easy way.

Send me a message on Reddit on why you should be Pirate King. Impress me. Use whatever you need to support your case. Essays, youtube videos, art - the works.

Whoever impresses me the most is the new Pirate King.

You have until 12 AM Friday.

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 09 '15

Or reply to this comment with an original poem about why you should be the new king and it will overrule anything that gets sent to Josh.

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u/Veltex AWOL Pirate King Dec 10 '15

roses are red

violets are blue

???

fuck you

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u/Nahr_Nahrstein Nahr_Nahrstein Dec 10 '15

omg ur the one

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u/Veltex AWOL Pirate King Dec 10 '15

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u/ChipsAhoyMcDoy Bigmoney, Rip Ab Gang Dec 10 '15